Ch. 3: Sakura's Wrath
"Naruto!"Sakura said as she punched him in the face.
Hurdled from one end to another Naruto complained, "Saaakura-Chan I'm sorry! Believe me! I didn't mean what I said. Sasuke is a great guy! He's probably just confused an-," smacked again like a punching bag, Sakura had him in a never ending combination of jabs and fearsome pounds. The ground shook as earth filled the air. The only things heard were the cries of Naruto begging for forgiveness. Sakura was a woman with monster-like temper with strength to match.
While flying through the air he wished he hadn't shared what Kiba said earlier, "That Sasuke, sure he's good looking and gets all the ladies' love but his perfection doesn't only get the girls you know Naruto." With a big smile on his face, "I can tell you for certain, and don't tell Shika about this; he's awesome in bed! It's the way he pushes in, his sweat filled scent of lust, his grunts and his moans; are pure ecstasy." Naruto landed on the ground with a heavy grunt. A red eyed beast approached him, readying her fist.
All of a sudden on a branch not too far off appeared a puff of smoke; a voice from the smoke came, "Sakura-chan that's enough. We have a mission." As the wind blew and pushed the smoke aside a bright red book appeared: Icha-Icha Paradise.
"Kakashi Sensei!" Rubbing his head in relief Naruto's face lit up with a sheepish smile. "What's the mission?"
"...Stalk Shikamaru" He said plainly. A reply of red eyes glaring up was earned. Kakashi continued, "Don't forget to write a detailed report, and don't miss a thing!"
"I'm not doing this bullshit mission!" Sakura roared out, obviously still angry about Sasuke. She stomped out of sight.
"This mission will be accomplished without fail!" Sai shouted.
"Err...ya no problem teach." Naruto added.
*Poof* in a blast of smoke Kakashi vanished.
A/N:
I hate Sakura -_-''. and has anyone noticed how the disclaimer improvises as a list of characters? I was blown away.
Anyways after a how many year hiatus I'm back! I fear the years have changed my writing style. Hopefully not for the worse. Enjoy :D