Hey guys…how's it goin? Long time no talk. Anywho. Updated. Finally! Happy Easter. Would you be a doll and go read my new James and Lily fic? I know I know I already have one in progress but my writing style has changed a bit over my last seven months of awful grieving and self discovery. Have a feelin it's still changing. And if you do manage to go read that, review please? I got like 20 favorites on it but no reviews! I think people thought it was a crappy one shot! No! Anyway… Enjoy!

Dangerous and Forbidden?

Why must I be so devilishly handsome? Scorpius asked himself as his best friend and his sort of girlfriend raided his closet. "Wear this" A black sweater was thrown in his face three days after Bianca received her letter and Lily owled her father and brother, changing their meet up for the next Hogsmeade weekend.

"Why?" he was still flustered about the crazy plan the females had concocted. Bianca had an interview with a molding Rita Skeeter about her fake love affair with the Minister's son in the Slytherin common room in ten minutes. Her bitter lackey Keeley would soon be arriving to said common room and her interference would blow the whole charade. Bianca's indifference towards her was wearing thin upon her years of servitude and any opportunity to dethrone her would be taken. The two girls knew this.

What was needed was a distraction. Kiki had also shown willing servitude to a Scorpius Malfoy, aka Lily's sort of boyfriend.

"Black makes you look dangerous"

"…Dangerous"

"It's hot"

"Really" his patented bad boy smirk etched into concrete on his face as his fingers grasped for Lily's belt loop.

"No" she swatted his hand away. Looking over her shoulder she laughed at his pout. Throwing his jeans over her shoulder she took her stance before him crossing her arms "What is your problem Scor?"

"You are throwing me to the sharks!"

"Only one shark!" she exclaimed her honest cry folding into her giggle "Because you're a very handsome fish"

"I'll need a thorough sanitizing afterwards" the blonde grumbled.

"I am sure a bath will not be out of the question" Lily flipped his pants onto his pajama clad lap "Hurry now, she'll be coming down the corridor any minute"

Scorpius was dressed in his all black attire which contrasted nicely with his pale skin. With Lily and Bianca's approval Lily escorted the Malfoy out of the common room leaving Bianca sitting pristinely on the leather couch. The young female Potter dragged her man down the hall and into the dark alcove. She brushed her hands across his shoulders and down his collar, imitating the morning ritual of her mother with her father. Silently laughing at the thought of her as Mrs. Malfoy sending her husband out to work as she watched over their fair haired children.

"Don't make me do this" Scorpius pleaded, gripping the tops of her arms.

"Be good" Lily whispered. She lightly pressed her lips to his, letting them linger to remind him what a special sort of bird she was. She stepped away adjusting her headband and running her fingers along her pearls, with a small pretty smile she left back to the common room to entertain the reporter.

Scorpius waited in the shadows, silently pleading that Keeley wouldn't follow her routine and would realize that Bianca would never be waiting for her, pleading her , to help her with her love life or to ask her how in the world she got her eyes to look so radiant. But no, Keeley was a dreamer and she dreamed that someday Bianca would need and/or worship her.

He listened as her kitten heel clicked along the cold stone of the dungeons. Her hair had been curled in stiff, concrete ringlets. Scorpius observed the seemed like a forced over done imitation of Bianca's morning waves. With a deep breath and a quick prayer Scorpius pushed himself from the alcove and leaned against the opposite wall.

Keeley was startled by his sudden appearance but sloppily collected her cool.

"Hello Scorpius" she tried to flutter on a delicate breath.

"Hey Keel" she almost wanted to faint at his casual use of a nickname "Where you off to?" he questioned even though he knew exactly where he was going.

"Just to the common room" she drawled with a stumbled seduction "to umm…wind down. Today has just been so hectic."

She'll kill me if I fail. She'll kill me if I fail. His mantra repeated over and over in his head as he came closer to Keeley "Tell me about it" he rolled his head back wanting to cry. He grabbed Kiki's hand and pulled her into the alcove slightly pushing her into the wall. He had to ease up. He was trying to be seductive not violent. He didn't know if he could do it.

Keeley's hand brushed up to his neck where they played with his skin. Scorpius ignored the disgusted shivers that were going up his body "Where's Miss Lily?" Keeley's bitterness broke through Scor's concentration.

An epiphany struck his head along with it to. Just pretend she's Lily, well, Lily during mind games. Being with Lily know involved lips and tongues which thank god, were strictly off limits in this operation. He leaned in smirking remember the games he had started two years ago when she had only been a third year "Let's not talk about her…"

Poor Keeley. If Lily hadn't been able to keep sober at Scorpius' whispers then Keeley wouldn't have a chance.

But she couldn't believe it. She'd watched Scorpius and Bianca at all the parties since they were born, playing and laughing, getting into trouble. It had been together though. Keeley had been over looked at those parties. Never invited to play. Never asked to help convince the house elves to make 20 batches of fudge which got them dreadfully sick together none the less. Never was she invited to the tea parties Bianca had thrown as a toddler. They'd known each other forever but never had she been included.

Until the last possible moment it had seemed to her. Their seventh year of Hogwarts.

She'd thought it would happen sooner what with them being sorted into the same house. She was sure she had them all to herself for the rest of their lives but two years later came Olivia and Lily. The over soured lemons in her tea.

Now it appeared she had Lily's man.

Delicious.

"Oh Scor" she sighed "I always knew that someday you'd realize, oh that you just had to realize. We're perfect for each other. You and I. I'm not too young like some birds out there. I know what a man like you needs. A real woman who can take care of you"

Scorpius was very confused. Had his "let's not talk about her" conveyed more than he meant? This wasn't a black mailing operation even though if he let her carry on in the such she was going he might just hear more than he meant to…yet she was bringing up interesting points… "She's just too domineering my love, she'll never let you feel like a man. She'll use you. The way our darling Bianca has trained her"

She couldn't believe her own nerve. She felt sexy. In control. She believe him so aroused he could hardly speak. He hadn't said a word as she presented her case. Just stood there he did, pressed against her breathing over her ear.

When one hears footsteps rushing down the hall most would spring apart when in an embarrassing situation such as Keeley and Scorpius were in, but not Kiki. She had dreamed of being caught in alcoves, stairwells, or broom closets. Lily and Bianca had always been finding themselves in such predicaments. She gripped onto the young Malfoy digging her long claws into his arm, waiting to be caught. The boy was mortified to say the least. This woman was sad and slightly mad. To his despair the footsteps stepped right outside the alcove.

A small, pale, lightly freckled hand reached out and snatched him by his sweater pulling him from the grasp of Ms. Abbotson who had a not so grateful stumble into the middle of the corridor. Keeley hated the literalness of their usual rankings, but Lily looked down upon her.

"Keep your slaggy hangs off Scorpius", her voice was level as she tried with all her might to be threatening though she seemed to be in the more vulnerable position.

Lily had already turned her back with Scor being dragged behind her, when she halted. Cocking her eyebrow in amusement she looked at the bony, brunette strewn across the floor.

"Eat your words Kiki" she chuckled "Do I need to start labeling my things?"

She gave a squeeze to his slightly rough hand and preceded in pulling him to the common room "The wretched woman wants a picture of the three of us lounging in all our amazing surname splendor. She is convinced it will be front page! Bianca's mother will be very happy of this. It's all very amusing. The love of the Minister's son! The daughter of The Chosen One with the son of an ex follower of You-Know-Who blah blah blah" Lily had explained to him theatrically with waving of her hands and fluttering of her fingers. Before the door of the common room she looked him over and reexamined herself laughing.

"What?" he questioned her sanity.

"I think with the way I'm dressing in pearls and curls and you all dark and mysterious we are painting the perfect picture for Rita's column"

"Yes" he smirked "I'm sure Mrs. Jones will read it at the next tea party… Oi!" Scorpius' face screwed through his thinking path. His mother was a frequent guest at these tea parties "My mother is finding out about us from a newspaper article?"

"It might also appear in Witches Weekly"

"Smashing" his sarcasm was thick.

Lily sighed "Look, I know this isn't how you wanted them to find out but do it for Bee…please?"

"Why would I do anything for Bianca?" he snorted

"That is a very good question" she chortled "Do it for me then?"

His head tilted to the left and slightly back as his free hand that wasn't intertwined with hers brushed across her cheek bone "Alright" he demanded cheekily "But I believe a real short snog is in order first"

With a roll of her eyes Lily pushed forward on her toe to touch her lips to his. He deepened it and held her in place keeping his lips firm and stationary.

A large crashing sound and a burst of light come from their side. Lily's eyes split open and widened at the sight of Rita Skeeter's camera catching their private moment.

"Ahh forbidden love!" She called "So wonderful! Keep your eyes bright for the presses!"

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