Okay hi guys. This is Lily; I hope you enjoy the chapter. Unlike Tara I don't really have anything...interesting to add. But uh...fangz anyway?
...Oh god, remind me not to do that again.
Wi al wotched az da abra kedabra spell went 2 voldimort. voldimort gazped. dumbledark looked shoked. vampire and drako looked shoked. sluigborn and serios and navel and lumpkin all loocked realyl shoked too. vlodemort screeamed. Da green lit got closar...ten...
...it hit him but noting hapned!
"WTF?" sooted darko. vampire screiem. dumbledork gazped wizely.
"o no!" he cryed wizely. "how could i not hve forsorn dis?"
"wat r u talking bout u old geizer2?" askeed bloody mary who had woked into da room.
"VLODEMIRT HAZ TAKEN ABRADAKEADABRASERUM!" he cryed, wisely.
"wtf is dt?" azked drako, angrily. i nodded.
"u been holding out on uz?2
"ebonbu noooooooo" dumbledore sad shacking iz hed. 2i noly reazlied now but voldemirt has tacken da potion and haz become immun to da kiling kurse!"
"no" said blody mary. "you old cripple wit bald dis is all ur fault!"
2but who mad him da potion?" Neval asked, confusedly. suddenly the door opened and out cmae...SLUTBORN!