(A/N: Read Rachel's part as if she were on speed or had just downed 20 cups of coffee. read the A/N at the bottom also for some explanation, I hope you guys like it!)

Kurt took a sip from the bottle and felt a strange tingling feeling all over his body. He looked at himself, and then around the room. He was getting smaller and smaller until finally, it stopped. He had dropped the key in the process, so he scrambled over to get to it, and dragged it over to the small door (which he would now fit through perfectly) he hefted it up and shoved it into the lock. He pushed on it until it turned and the door easily swung open. Kurt, with a relieved sigh, stepped through the door. He walked down a stone path until he was greeted again by the girl in white. He glared at her

"You shoved me down that hole!"

"You wouldn't jump down the freaking hole!" she shot back, Kurt gaped at her

"It's a fucking rabbit hole, of course I'm not going to willingly jump into it!" Just then two boys in matching outfits walked up to them. They were wearing black and white horizontally stripped shirts, black pants and red suspenders. Definitely not an outfit Kurt would have gone with.

"Well," said one boy

"Well," the other repeated

"Someone has grown quite a-"

"Vocabulary since we've last seen you." Despite their vast difference in looks, the boys seemed so alike. If it hadn't been for the obvious, Kurt would have thought they were twins.

"Who are you?" Kurt demanded,

"Wes," said the boy with skin as dark as the girl in white's as he motioned pointed to the boy standing next to him

"and David." Said the Asian looking boy, pointing to the other one.

"But we call em' the Tweedles" the girl in white interrupted, Kurt didn't even bother to ask why.

"Oh, Rabbit!" Wes cried

"We knew you'd bring us our Kurt!" David finished and they both hugged her tightly

"My actual name is Mercedes," she corrected them "but you can call me 'Rabbit' if you want." She smiled

"I still don't understand why I'm here." Kurt said, Wes tsk'd at him.

"Hatter will explain everything." Mercedes nodded and motioned for them to follow her. Each of the boys took one of Kurt's tiny hands in their own and skipped along behind Mercedes.

They walked for a long time, Kurt was admiring the woods around them when someone suddenly appeared out of thin air, literally. She was a pretty girl, with long black hair, with streaks of pink and purple in it. She wore a pink shirt, purple pants, and stripped fingerless gloves to match. She looked down at him as she floated along beside them, seeming to swim through the air.

"Hello" she purred, Kurt smiled

"Hi."

"I'm Tina" she said

"But we call her Chess" the boys said, Kurt lifted a brow

"Chess?"

"As in 'Cheshire Cat'" David elaborated "look at that grin!" Tina flashed a wide grin and continued following them

"Going to see the Hatter?" she asked lazily

"Mhm" Mercedes muttered from ahead of them "but we've got to see Caterpillar first."

"Hatter will be so excited to see Kurt's returned." She smiled and promptly disappeared.

They pushed away plants and weeds and came to a stop in front of a giant mushroom.

"Caterpillar!" Mercedes called "We need your help!" a woman sauntered across the mushroom and hopped down from it, she had short blonde hair and was dressed in a red track suit.

"What?" she barked at Mercedes

"I found Kurt, but we can't take him to the Hatter until he's big again." The woman took her eyes off Mercedes and surveyed Kurt.

"Porcelain!" She clapped one giant hand on his tiny shoulder, making him wince, but then her face got serious. "That was a wrong move, leaving us, tickle-me-doe-face" then she turned on Mercedes "and you let him leave!" Mercedes crossed her arms

"Don't you go blaming me, Hatter was the one who gave him the choice-"

"I will kick you in the taco." Caterpillar growled at her, Mercedes instantly backed up. Kurt sighed

"Can you just get me back to the proper height?"

"Y'know, I'd think you'd remember how to do this kind of stuff, just eat the shrooms!" Kurt gave her a strange look as she walked back off behind the mushroom. Mercedes walked up and grabbed two chunks of mushroom, one from the top and one from the bottom. She held both out to him and Kurt grabbed the chunk from the top.

"I really hate mushrooms" Kurt said before taking a bite. He tried not to gag as he chewed and swallowed, but he was glad that he did it. He instantly began to grow, and grow until he was his regular height. Kurt sighed in relief and they continued walking.

Finally, they came to a small clearing where a long table was set up, covered in tea cups and tea pots and saucers and spoons. The boys released Kurt, who went to take a seat next to Mercedes. There were two others seated at the table, a boy in a wheelchair, and a girl who looked extremely jittery and excited. She was wearing a white button up blouse with a gray sweater and a gray skirt. She had a large gray bow tying back some of her long brown hair. The bow stuck out on either side of her head, giving the illusion if giant gray ears.

"This is Rachel," Mercedes said

"But they call me Dormouse!" she giggled, pointing to the bow

"And that's Artie," she pointed to the boy in the wheelchair "we call him the Hare."

Artie looked over at Kurt "yo." He said and Kurt shook his head

"None of your nick names make sense." He said

"That's the point!" Wes said happily.

"Where's Hatter?" Mercedes questioned

"Oh, he's inside, he went to get more tea" Rachel said, Kurt looked around the table at the many filled tea cups and steaming pots…it looked like they had enough tea to him. Kurt looked around, there was a small crooked hut over to the right which had a yellow light softly emanating from one of the windows.

"Hatter is going to be so happy to see you!" Rachel gushed "you're almost everything he talks about, he keeps going on and on and on about how he misses you and how he didn't understand why you'd left him," she looked at Kurt disapprovingly "why did you leave? Anyway, he was really upset for a long time, he didn't drink any tea for about two days! Imagine that! But now that you're back I'm sure he'll forgive you, I just hope he's happy again, I haven't seen him smile in-"

"Oh my god, Rachel, SHUT. UP." Mercedes yelled, and Rachel instantly closed her mouth, but pouted at Mercedes. Kurt laughed softly, but was cut off by the slam of a door.

Kurt looked over to see a man exiting from the small house, the man turned and locked eyes with Kurt. He dropped the tray that was in his hands, sending tea and cups clattering to the ground. He sprinted at Kurt, who had stood up to possibly shake the man's hand. But instead of a handshake, he was practically tackled to the ground. It was obvious why this man was called Hatter, he wore a deep blue suit with red trimming, gray slacks and black dress shoes. On top of his head was a huge hat the same color Blue as his suit, with a tag sticking out of it with the numbers '6/10' on it.

"Hatter…I wouldn't do that…" Mercedes warned, and the man instantly let Kurt go

"Well why not?" Hatter demanded, still keeping his hands on Kurt's arms

"Because he doesn't remember us." She said softly, the Hatter dropped his arms and looked at Kurt with devastatingly beautiful hazel eyes, which were now full of sorrow and confusion.

"What?"

(AUTHORS NOTE: okay, so I feel the need to explain a little bit. I wanted to keep their names, so everyone knew who they were, but I also wanted their nicknames to be their Alice in Wonderland character. And at first I wanted Blaine to be the Cheshire Cat simply because of his grin, but then I decided that he had to be the Hatter. The Hatter and Alice are always very close, and he sort of protects her, so it would make sense that Blaine is the Hatter to be close to, and protect Kurt, right?

Ps. Tina is the cat because of her colorful hair extensions!

Read and Review you guys, tell me what you think, and let me know if you like the character placement!)