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rainclawwarriorcat Productions presents the 3rd Way to Make Naruto Characters Wanna Kill You! Featuring Kiba and Akamaru!

Here are our special guests:

Kiba: What are you gonna make me go through?

Rain (me): You really wanna know?
Kiba: I take it back, no. Just hurry up and make the torture quick.

Rain:IthinkImightjustmakethisthelongestchaptersofar.
EnjoyandpleaseR&R!
(Thisisdedicatedtopinkhell,soyabetterenjoythisX3,andI'msorryItooksolongtoputitup)

(Btw, my file with the chapter got deleted, so I had to re-write EVERYTHING ALL over again… Life hates me, I swear it does XD)

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"Kiba?" I called, walking around the training clearing with his stupid dog Akamaru. (Who was the size of a giant bear) "I have your dog now come here this second, or I swear I'll use my powers on you!" Akamaru barked, as if saying "Don't insult my owner, or else!"

"Oh yeah, punk? Wanna pick a fight with me? Oh, you're gonna get one all right." I climbed up a tree and took out my bag. (Climbing the tree was very hard because I didn't have chakra) I opened up my laptop and wrote one short sentence:

Akamaru turns into a cat.

"CHA!" I yelled from the tree. "You're gonna get it!" Akamaru barked at me a few times, but then his barked became wines, and his wines became mews. His bones grinded and shredded into bits and became shorter, until he was the size of a cat. His fur was the same color but flattered out and softened. The process continued until he was completely a cat.

"Uh-oh, Kiba's gonna kill me, let's just hope he doesn't find out." I jumped down the tree and slowly turned around to leave.

"What am I not gonna find out?" A familiar voice said, and I turned around to find Kiba, hands in his pockets and a frown on his face. "Long time no see, Rain. What's going on with Akamaru? I thought he was here."

I grinned widely and stammered out, "No! Um yeah, he's…here…" I stepped aside to reveal the tiny kitty Akamaru.

"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?" He yelled in my ear. "Akamaru? Is that you, boy?" He stepped closer and closer to him, until Kiba was holding Akamaru in his arms. "Who did this?"

"Um…" I shuffled my feet.

"RAIN?" He put Akamaru down and was staring at me. "Did YOU do this?"

"Maaaaaaybe…" I tried my best to smile innocently but I burst out laughing instead. "I'm sorry!" I said, wiping a tear from my eyes. "I'll change him back."

I opened up my computer once again and started deleting.

Akamaru turns into a cat.

Akamaru turns into a cat

My computer suddenly shut down. "Holy crap." I cursed. "My computer's outta battery." I closed it up and searched for the charger in my bag. It was empty. The charger was gone. "NOOOOOOOOOOO!" I scream, throwing my head up and closing my eyes to make it more dramatic.

"It's—it's gone. Forever…" I whispered. Then burst out laughing again, I was never really the best in my drama class. "Hahahahaha!" I was literally rolling on the floor laughing my ass off. "Look, Kiba, I'm going to have to find my charger. Care to help?" I said, after my laugh spasm stopped.

It almost seemed like he had snarled at me in response. "This is the last time I do you a favor, got it?"

I smiled widely. "OKIII!" I said in a cute babyish voice.

"Hurry up and turn Akamaru back." He raises his fists, "Or else!" Kiba picks Akamaru up and jumps a few feet away. "Let's go already." I trail after him quickly, and we searched every inch of Konoha before resting for the night, with Akamaru still as a cat. And I have to say, Kiba's sister was NOT happy.

"Hey Naruto!" I waved at him. "I though you'd be at Ichiraku!" I said proudly. "Can I stay at your place tonight?" I took a seat next to him.

"Sure, Rain-chan!" He sipped up the last of the ramen, and turned to me. "Why stay at my place, though?"

I laughed, "I was going to stay at Kiba's but…Something happened." I ordered a extra large bowl of pork ramen and wait for it to get ready. "So I'm staying at your place." My order arrived. "By the way, where's Sakura?"

"She left with Sai and Captain Yamato on a mission." He paused, "Without me…" He stood up and was ready to leave just as I finished my bowl.

"Ok, then. Well, I have a mission for you. Only it's probably a D-rank." I stopped talking for a minutes, waiting for Naruto to process it.

About ten minutes passed before her burst. "WHAT? D-RANK? I'm almost HOKAGE and you want ME to go on a D-RANK MISSION?"

I sweatdropped, "AlmostHokage. Not yet, and right now, you're still a Genin, Na-Ru-To." I snapped. "So deal with it!" I got up and patted Naruto on the shoulder. "Look, this is a matter of life and death. You have to find my computer charger, ok? I need to be able to count on you Naruto."

"Fine. This is the only D-rank mission you're ever giving me, got it?" He said. "But I'll do it, for you." He grinned.

"Cool. Should we get started tomorrow morning?" I asked. He nodded. "Ok, your place, right?" He nodded again.

"Let's go."

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"RAIN-CHAN!" It was probably Naruto. "WAKE UP!" I could feel something shaking me violently.

"Mhm?" I pulled the blanket over my head, only there was no blanket, I tugged at thin air. "Whaaaat?" I blink open my eyes and find Naruto staring at me. I finally understand how Hinata feels. His face was only millimeters from mine; I could feel his warm breath on my nose. I blushed, for the first time in years, I blushed.

"NARUTO! Get OFF me!" My face was tomato red and the color was slowly getting more shades darker. When he finally did as I said, I sighed. "Ok, what's wrong now?"
"The mission? What happened to that,dammit?" He stood up and waited for me at the door. "Are we going?"

"Actually, change of plans, you're going alone. I don't have ninja skills. Sorry." I forced a smirk. "I have a bunch of things to deal with here in Konoha… Kyuubi. You're the nine-tails, you can deal with this, right?" I started getting dressed, although it was pretty embarrassing for me to strip down to my underwear in front of Naruto, there was no time to loose. I quickly put on a high-collared (like the Uchiha shirts) baby blue half-shirt, and ¾ baby blue sweat pants with black high ninja boots, bandage arms-warmers that went from my half my arm to my wrist (the shirt was almost sleeveless). My stomach showed, although I usually wore bandages or fishnet to cover that, but my clothing in the Naruto world is usually a lot more accessorized that this.

"It's just a D-Rank. You said you'd do it for me." The only thing missing here was the leaf headband, I wanted one so bad. "Right? Now get to work."

He looked at me blankly. "Rain, this is the last time I'm doing this for you." He turned around. "You look pretty hot by the way."

And this was the second time I'd blushed in years. "You idiotic perv. I'm sure you got this from Jirayia." I tried to hide my face with my bangs but I could tell Naruto noticed because he giggled. "I hate you." I snarled. (A/N:Yes,Iknow,thisissupposedtobe20WaystoMakeNARUTOCharactersWannakillyou,TOOBADYOUFREAKS,I'maddingabonuschapterafterthisoneit'sgonnabeAFewWaysToMakeMeWannaKilltheNarutoCharacters.)

"Fine then." He growled. "I'm going." He left. Finally.

I walked out of the apartment and jumped down the railing.

"Rainclaw. I have to speak to you." Uh-oh, I turned around to see Kiba's sister, Hana, and Kiba behind her. I almost forgot, the Three Haimaru brothers were with them too, and Akamaru…as a cat.

"Rain, have you found it yet?" By it, I believe Kiba meant the charger.

"Don't worry, Kiba, I sent Naruto to find it." I said, grinning.

"You idiot!" He snapped. "So you're too much of a coward to find it yourself!" Hana put a hand on his shoulder. "Kiba, calm down. Rainclaw isn't even a genin, how can she go on a mission?" She said, but I could tell from the tone of her voice, she was about to jump on me and pin me down.

"I swear Naruto will come back with it." I continued, trying to get off the subject. "So how's"—

THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!" Kiba yelled. "Rain, you're just a COWARD! Dammit, I'm outta here!" He ran off with Akamaru, leaving my and Hana standing there, an awkward silence menacing to start.

I wasn't too happy with what I'd done. Sadly, I'm usually too confident in myself to be afraid that the Naruto characters will actually hate, for real. And this covers the first thing, the second one is that I think Kiba actually hates me, which I don't want, since he's one of my favorite characters, and this brings me to my third point, that I'm all alone with Kiba's scary sister. And what's more, I could tell she hated me.

"I think I should leave now." She said, relieving me greatly.

But as she was turning around to leave, I stopped her. "Wait!" Bad idea, "What did you want to talk to me about? Why did you come here to see me?"

"Oh dear," she was faking it, I could tell. "I'm so sorry I didn't explain myself. I meant to say that…" She leaned close to me, I could feel her breath in my ear, and it was enough to send shivers down my spine. "If you want to live, don't come near Kiba again." She snarled, and stepped away from me. "But that's just until you turn Akamaru back, so don't worry! Haha!" She waved her hand as she walked away.

I sweatdropped. "Man, some women are really scary. I can't even startto picture how Shikamaru's mom is like.

"Whose mother?" A voice behind me asked.

I turned around and saw... Shikamaru's mother. I sweatdropped. "I wasn't talking about you. Haha…ha...ha. Anyway, I have to go, um, someone I have to meet. Bye!" I waved as I left, running for dear life.

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A few days later…..

"Kiba!" I called from outside the door of his house. "Guess what!" The door opened to reveal Kiba's sister and himself. I giggled creepily. "I found the computer charger… It was in my bag the whole time." Oops, maybe I should've said that last part.

"WHAT THE HELL?"
"Anything else to say."

"I'll kill you."

"Aw. I was hoping a 'I hate you, Rain' or something like that."

Kiba didn't answer…