So, here is chapter 2 of Bullet Wound, I wasn't originally gonna publish it, but , what the hell! Enjoy! :P
Its very short, but more is on the way, promise! :)
Disclaimer: Don't own it, but love it!
"River, it's not funny anymore! Tell me where you've hidden them!" the Doctor whined. She had not only just stolen his spare fez, but had found his collection of them, and took all of them. Worse, the TARDIS was ganging up on him as well – she kept moving the rooms around and he could swear she was on River's side.
"You've got to find them, sweetie, that's how hide n' seek works!" River's chuckle came from one of the doors on his left. The Doctor threw the door open furiously, only to find that the TARDIS had changed the room into the store cupboard last minute! (It was more of a store hall, considering its size, but the Doctor called it store cupboard)
"Hmph!" the Doctor huffed, and made his way back to the console, growling. He very precisely typed in the coordinates for the hat shop just outside the palace of Maglovia, but the TARDIS doors opened onto a rainforest with no hats inside. The Doctorslammed the doors and sat down bang in the middle of the control room, doing his best pouting face.
"Oh sweetie, shall I give you a clue?" River stood in the doorway, laughing at him. He glared at her. "Well, sweetie, it's near water…"
"That's not the problem!" the Doctor exploded. "I would have found my fezzes ages ago if you and the TARDIS didn't keep ganging up on me!" he gave the TARDIS a hurt look.
"What if I ask her to stop moving the rooms around?" River suggested, smiling sweetly.
The Doctor went purple. "You told her to move the rooms around!" he turned his attention to the TARDIS. "You listened to her!"
"It was all part of the game, sweetie," River said calmly. The Doctor looked at her, a mixture of anger and sadness, and stomped out of the main control room to find the swimming pool. That was the only water in the TARDIS, he thought. Last time he checked, the swimming pool was in the Library, but it might have moved since then. In a way he hoped it had, because it was really tiring to always have to dry the books after you'd gone swimming.
"Aha!" the Doctor cried, opening the doors which led to the swimming pool. He stepped inside, and looked around. The high walls towered upwards, and the swimming pool floor had colourful lights on it, making strange patterns through the water.
"You've redone," the Doctor murmured, stroking the TARDIS.
Still, there were no fezzes to be seen, unless…
"River!" he shouted, stomping his foot like a 3 year old having a tantrum, which he was. "You get here right this moment!"
"What's the matter, sweetie?" River asked innocently, shaking her curls.
"You know exactly what the matter is. You exploded my fezzes!" the Doctor pointed at the scraps of fez on the floor furiously. River smiled.
"Well, I have to practise shooting somewhere, or I wouldn't be as good, would I? Besides, you like me shooting things…" River argued.
The Doctor straightened his bowtie. "Bit more than I should, really."
River grinned triumphantly. The Doctor suddenly remembered the scraps of material on the floor and was about to launch into another stream of arguments when he felt something in his pocket. Again. He had thought that he had two spare fezzes in his pockets. He pulled it out and sat it on his head, ignoring River's reprimanding glare.
"You're forgiven, as long as you don't shoot this one," the Doctor twirled around in the mirror, admiring his new look.
Without warning, River grabbed his lapels and pulled him towards her, furiously pressing her lips against his. The Doctor was shocked, but kissed her back, letting his fingers knot in her hair.
When they pulled apart, River just smiled. "You are so adorable sometimes."
The Doctor grinned. "I should think so too."
Then without warning, a huge thud shook the TARDIS. They both ran to the control room and were greeted by smoke pouring out of every place it could. With a flash, the lights went out.
"Oh no. This isn't good." The Doctor smiled in excitement, and grabbed River's hand. "Fancy an adventure, Miss Song?"
"Course, sweetie. Where?"
"Somewhere you've never been before." The Doctor flung open the TARDIS doors.
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