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Without Me (To the tune of Eminem's "Without Me")
Voldemort: "Without Me"
WORMTAIL (while the Death Eaters dance around the graveyard)
Two bad Death Eaters go round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside
*scratches*
Two bad Death Eaters go round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside
*scratches*
Guess who's back
Back again
Voldemort-
Tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back
guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back.. {*Wormtail hums*}
Voldemort
I've become a monster, cause nobody wants to see me anymore
They want Harry, I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Harry, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of Avada mixed with some hard Kedavra
Some magic to jump start my heart quicker
than the shock when I got ripped from my body
when the spell
when it stopped co-operating
When I tried to kill Harry before he grew up and got me
(to Death Eaters)
You waited this long, now stop debating
Cause I'm back, I got my wand and I'm celebrating
(to self)
I know you ain't got a job Ms. Weasley
but your husband's snake bite is complicating
So the MoM won't let me be
or let me be me, so let me see
They try to shut me down by denying
But it feels so empty, without me
(to Harry)
So, come on and duel, show me what you know
No wait, we tried that already, and you put on a good show
But get ready, cause this is about to get heavy
I'm ready to destroy you, I Hate You Harry!
Chorus:
Now this looks like a job for me
So come on Harry, just bow to me
Cause we need a little, magic, you see
Cause it feels so empty, without me
I said-this looks like a job for me
So Death Eaters, just follow me
Cause we need a little, magic, you see Cause it feels so empty, without me
Little Hallion, Harry's feelin rebellious
Mad that I killed his parents off - left him helpless
Lives with his Aunt now - starts gettin' restless
'til the Triwizard comes along and he can yell "Filch"!
I'm visionary, my vision is scary
I'll start a revolution, killing off Muggles
I'm a rebel, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got Death Eaters comin' back
But it's a disaster, such a castastrophe
for so many are missing or dead; some deserted me
Well I'm back...na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
(to Death Eaters)
Fix your darn wand tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention, back for the summer
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Investing in my future - so full of destructing
Testing, attention please
Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me
Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free
Let's go, get ready, come on Harry!
Chorus:
Now this looks like a job for me
So come on Harry, just bow to me
Cause we need a little, magic, you see
Cause it feels so empty, without me
I said-this looks like a job for me
So Death Eaters, just follow me
Cause we need a little, magic, you see Cause it feels so empty, without me
A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with
anybody who's talkin: this git, that twit
Sirius Black, you can get your butt kicked
worse than that little Cedric Diggory - dumb kid
And Albie? You can get stomped by Malfoy
You two hundred year old wizard, oh yeah, you'll see...
You don't know me, you're too old, let go
It's over, nobody listens to Fawkes - No!
(to Harry)
Now let's go, just gimme the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new dark spells
I been ready, suspenseful with an inked quill
ever since I gave Harry that stupid symbol
(to self)
But sometimes it all just seems
everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm dis-gus-ting
But it's just me, I'm just obscene
Oh, I'm not the first wizard of controversy
I am the worst thing since Grindelwald-y
I do black magic so selfishly
and used it to kill lots of people
Hey! Here's a concept that works
Twenty million other Dark wizards emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It has been so empty, without me
Chorus:
Now this looks like a job for me
So come on Harry, just bow to me
Cause we need a little, magic, you see
Cause it feels so empty, without me
I said-this looks like a job for me
So Death Eaters, just follow me
Cause we need a little, magic, you see Cause it feels so empty, without me
Harry!