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Expecto Patronum (To the tune of Eminem's 8-Mile song, "Lose Yourself")
[Intro]
Look.. if you had.. one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted.. in one moment
Would you capture it.. or just let it slip? Yo..
[Verse 1]
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, Dumbledore's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
to yell charms, but he keeps on forgetting
what he should say, the dementors go so loud
He opens his mouth but the words won't come out
He's chokin, how? Everybody's dyin' now
The clock's run out, time's up, over - BLAOW!
Snap back to reality, OHH - there goes gravity
OHH - there goes Harry, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't
Give up that easy nope, he won't have it
He knows, his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he'll cope
He knows that, so he goes
He's so sad that he knows
when he goes back to his common room, that's when it's
back to the lab again, yo, this whole magic bit
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him
[Chorus]
Lose yourself in magic, Expecto Patronum
You better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime - Unless you're Harry.
Lose yourself in magic, Expecto Patronum
You better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime - Unless you're Harry.
You better..
[Verse 2]
Sirius' Soul is escaping, the dementors are taking
This charm is his for the making -
Say the spell! As we move toward a, new world order
His normal life is boring; his superstardom's
close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
dementors come closer, he blows it's all over
These things is all on him, to everyone he sees
He's known as the Boy Who Lived -
Lonely roads, God only knows
He doesn't have any home - got no father
Cause Voldemort killed James, and Lily - his mother.
But hold your nose cause here comes the cold water
The stag doesn't want to come out and take over,
He moved on to the next memory that flows
He concentrates and screams out, and so the bad things
is gone, it unfolds, I suppose it's old partner
But the spell goes on da-da-dum da-dum da-dah
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
No more games, Harry'll change what you call rage
Send these nasty dementors off like two dogs caged
He was playin in the beginning, the mood all changed
He's been chewed up and spit out and yelled at in rage
But he kept chanting and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe he's gonna pay the pied piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
fact that he'll never know his own parents
and his aunt made him live in a cupboard
Harry's gonna blow, cause man, these spells don't
fix his broken heart, and there's no love
There's no magic word and, this is his life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin even harder
Tryin to be a normal kid and yet, teeter-totter
Caught up between bein a wizard and a primadonna
Hears his momma screamin oh, it's too much for him to wanna
stay in one spot, another day of celebrity
has gotten him to the point, he's like a bomb he's got
to formulate a plot, or have his soul sucked out
Success is his only realistic option, failure's not
So he grabs his wand - the dementors've got to go
He went back in time to stop;
So here he goes it's his shot, wand fail him not
This may be the only opportunity that he's got
[Chorus]
[Outro]
You can do anything you set your mind to, man