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What am I doing here. What am I doing here. What am I doing here. Deidara's mind kept repeating the same question over and over and over. What am I doing here? And yet, no answer sprung to mind. But, he kept asking himself, 'Why am I standing outside a McDonalds with a girl, with no cash?'
FLASHBACK-15 minutes ago
They stood there, outside the university gates. It felt like they were the only ones standing still in an ever moving world. Cars flew past them, people walked by, chattering about the strangest of things. But they stood still, and Deidara asked, "Um…Kathy, where do we go from here?" Her reply was definitely not one he had been expecting. "I really have no idea. Do you know?" (Sweatdrop.) "Actually…I thought you knew." They stood in an awkward silence for a few more minutes. Kathy then declared, "Ok, now I'm bored.", firmly grasped Deidara's hand, and began walking in a random direction. (On a side note, Deidara blushed again. He seems to be doing this a lot…) She had a good grip, and pedestrians hid their smiles at the two college students, one seemingly being dragged by the other. "Kathy, where are we going?" Generally, Deidara, being the master assassin ninja dude did NOT let people drag him down streets, but he was making a one-time exception. All the same, he wished he knew their destination. Kathy's reply puzzled him. "My astoundingly brilliant theory is, that eventually, if we keep walking, there will be a restaurant…hopefully."
"Hopefully?"
"Well, I've been wrong before."
Deidara fervently hoped she was not wrong. Eventually though, after a few more minutes of dragging, a fast food restaurant came into view. Kathy beamed, and said smugly, "I told you." Under his breath, Deidara muttered in the annoying GPS voice, "You have reached your destination." She laughed, and he smiled faintly.
KATHYS POV
Whew. I hadn't actually expected to find some place to eat this soon, and this was probably my only chance to talk to Deidara. Actually, despite my outer calm, my brain had been fighting a raging war against itself, on whether or not to do this. My impulsive side won, and I ended up dragging him here. I really didn't know why I bothered with trying to make friends. Well, okay, I knew, but I tried to deny it…because there was no way this relationship would end happily. But I persisted, pleading with myself, to just let myself be Kathy A. Ingles (note: there is a reason for this name, be patient and you'll find out why ) for a little longer…
My hand slipped into my pocket as we walked nearer to the door. And I froze, my face heating up like a pot on a stove. My…wallet…was…gone….(EMO CLOUD OF DOOM SUDDENLY APPEARS). I remembered now, of all times…it was probably sitting on my kitchen countertop, and I had no money, and Deidara didn't either. Shit. Crap. FUCK. God, of course I had to do this damn stupid thing and make him come with me, and of course, something like this would happen, and I would screw up my ONE chance to be with him. Yes, of course.
DEIDARA POV
I glanced over at Kathy, whose face had turned red, and her grasp had loosened. Kinda worried, I asked, "What's wrong?" Her face flushed even more, as she mumbled, "I left my wallet at home…". Her face was all guilty looking, and I just had to laugh. She stared at me in indignation and said, "It's not funny! Stop laughing!" I laughed even harder, and told her, "I (gasp) know it's not (gasp) funny, (wheeze) just the (laugh) look on your (gasp/laugh) face was so (gasp) cute (cough)!" She pouted, and I tried my best to stop, as we walked into the door (the people inside stared at me kind of funny…). I could tell she was still upset, and on impulse, hugged her. She fit well in my arms, and I wished…Oh well. Kathy wasn't in the mood for romance after that little incident, and said, "But…if we have no money, how do we buy anything?" Oh. Right. Crap. Since she had literally dragged me here, I didn't have any cash on me, despite the impressive hoard at home. But I was hungry…and Kathy was too…Well…I really didn't like doing this, but I guess I'd have to use who I was as an…incentive for someone to overlook our not paying. I sighed. "Wait here, all right?" I strode up to the counter, melting into my role as Deidara, member of the Akatsuki. The cash register guy was the typical pimply college student trying to make an extra buck, and I was counting on the fact that he'd know the name of an illegal criminal association. I wasn't too worried about that, as most people were familiar with it. "Can I help you sir?" In a quiet undertone, I whispered, "Akatsuki." His eyes narrowed. "Proof?" Ripping off my black fingerless gloves, I showed him my palms. "His eyes widened, in awe, or fear? "Deidara..." His voice was even quieter than mine. Looks like my reputation had spread pretty far. I placed my order, telling him to make it fast, and free, or else…It was like he had been placed on fast-forward, and I had the urge to laugh. It sickened me, that I could laugh at someone's fear of death. But I still wanted to.
AAAAAHHHHHHH THIS CHAPTER IS TOO DAMN SHORT!!!!!! IT MUST BE LONGER!!!!!!! I"M SORRY!!!!! BUT DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!
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