Yugioh, and all its spin-offs and off-shoots, are the property of Takahashi Kazuki, who graciously allows us humble fans to use his characters for our own enjoyment.
"I thou ...thought you were s'posta be the one ...drank too mush, P-Pegasus." A blond head struggles to keep steady, brown eyes have their work cut out to focus on the host. Finally Jou manages, only to find out he's staring at the wine bottle in front of him. He is a little bit surprised.
"Who says that?" Pegasus asks him, and Jou struggles to come up with an answer.
"Ev-everybody," he finally says, waving a hand vaguely. "You're s'posta be this big ...drunk - How mush you drink tonight, Pegasus? One glassa wine, right?"
It's two, but who's counting? Pegasus smiles. "That'll teach you to listen to everybody, Jounuchi," he says.
Meanwhile, Jou's thinking. He has his chin in his hand, and he looks like he's falling asleep, but he's really thinking. "Y'know, a guy might wonder," he says, "why a rich man like you's giving me all thish ...thish wine to drink." He struggles, thinks, then adds, "a guy might think you're trying-to-take-advantage-of-me," he says.
"Why, Jounuchi, what a thing to say!" Pegasus laughs. "Have I been anything but a perfect host to you tonight?"
Jou shakes his head.
"You're too suspicious," Pegasus chides him. "It's unattractive in a young man." He pours another glass of the very excellent Merlot he's sharing with his guest, and gives it to Jounuchi.
"Now, what was it you were saying about Kaiba?" he says.
"I wasn't..." Jou blinks. "Was I?"
"That he's ...what was it, five inches long? Wasn't that it?"
"Seven at least," Jou tells him. "Eight, when he's erect."
"My mistake," Pegasus says smoothly. "I must have forgot. And what was it you said he likes doing best? Water sports, was it?"
And Jou shakes his head, and then, carefully, he begins setting his host straight.