Dear Writers,
There is no friggin' way that I've got a thing for that prisoner guy! He's quiet and just about the most boring moron I've ever met! His stupid fangirls can tear him apart for their shrines for all I care.
Other than that, you guys are doing a pretty stellar job writing me out!
Thanks!
Maria Torres
P.S. If any of you see Gabe, tell him that I've got a nice suplex waiting for him.
Author's Note: ...Yeah, nothing much to say here. I'm surprised that the writers can handle Maria's soft/hard character.