Hello there inhabitants of the internet,
As someone who doesn't really give a damn about how people see me, I don't see the point in writing this. However, as Esha is making everyone, even the kid, write these letters and RONI is reminding me nonstop to get on with this, I am forced to care a slight bit.
Let's see here...There's definitely a lot of this so-called "fanservice" of me here. It'd be charming if it didn't have that slight feeling of creepyness attached to it as well. Oh well, the heart wants what the heart wants I suppose. Besides, all this work is quite appealing. Anatomy's accurate, the textures are just right...I suppose I should thank you for all this.
What else do I gotta say? Well...There's also a good population of stories with me and Joshua getting back together here too. Again, this sends a sort of endearing, tingling vibe up my back. I dunno if that's good or bad, but it's there. I really do feel like I should do something else about it, but the morons upstairs didn't really give me much to work with...Ah well, the stories have nice pacing, characterization, and detailing to them, so kudos to all of you fine young writers and I hope you get put to work somewhere worthwhile.
Welp...Nothing much to say here except to go about your daily lives, don't do drugs and alcohol, and always get your immunization shots and dental cleanings on a regular basis.
Not really caring much,
Gabriel Cunningham
Author's Note: What can I say? If the guy can halfass his way through life, then what's stopping him from halfassing this?