To Human Resources,
Stop letting in so many underaged doctors! I don't care that they have so-called "potential" or that they might have another Healing Touch, but they must still be in college seeing how old they are. One slip from their amateur hands and we'll be swimming in lawsuits! They should be at least 26 years old and fully educated the right way, that is to say, four years of college and five to eight years of medical school.
Also, remind any future employees of the dress code all hospitals must adhere to: Decent apparel (no tube/tank tops, ripped jeans, tight dresses, or excessive jewelry, no matter how much they whine) that must cover the entirety of their body, save for their necks and heads (That's what we have surgical masks and gloves for). I'm not saying that they have to be wearing 4 layers of clothing, but at least look like you care about not being infected with possible bacteria and viruses.
Finally, any of you fine workers here should put your prejudices of sexes aside and please let in some male doctors too! I'm all for women in the work force (I mean, look at me!), but I haven't been able to see one guy in the hospital aside from Hank Freebird, Darnell Sellers, Gabriel Cunningham, and the prisoner. Some of them are even coming onto the last two guys...
In short, please consider what I've written and adhere to these rules.
Up to my neck in complaints,
Chief Esha Patel
...Alright, I know I said that I was going to do Naomi next, but I haven't really found anything to complain about. Her personality is handled wonderfully in the pieces that I've seen and I haven't really seen any deviations from that set. If there were, then I suppose it's too late since I'm already set on not doing her.
If there's anyone else that you want to hear from, let me know in the reviews. I'm also considering more side characters (Rosalia, Joshua, Little Guy) as you've seen above. Don't tell me what you want me to complain about though, just give me a name to work with.
Oh yeah, and due to the request from a fellow on deviantART and my own personal desire, I'll also be doing a little spin-off of this called "Letters from Caduceus". As you might have guessed, these letters will be concerning the cast of Under the Knife and New Blood. I've already got some outlines done for Victor Niguel and Stephen Clarks, but if you'd like for your favorite character to have the spotlight here, then you'll just have to give me another name in the reviews.