Twilight Bashing
Peace: Why hello there my loyal readers! Welcome to another chapter of Twilight Bashing! Before I start, I want to explain something. As most FMA: Brotherhood fans are aware, Ling and Greed are pretty much one person, with Greed usually being in control with some instances where Ling took over. So we came to an agreement, Greed gets control over the first two chapters, Ling gets control over the next two, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. Now introduce your self Ling!
Ling: Hi.
Ed: Disclaimer.
Peace: I was getting to that, smartass. I do not own FMA, Death Note or Twilight.
Ed: Good, you didn't forget.
Peace: One time! Jeez!
BB: Can we get on with this? You promised I could go first.
Peace: You would have been able to go last chapter had Mello not been so insistent on trying to turn this fic M rated.
Mello: Hey, I was out of chocolate, okay?
Peace: I know, Mello. I know your time of the month is a bitch.
Mello: WHAT!
Peace: ANYWAY, BB, try to keep the fic T rated. You know the consequences if you don't. *points to yaoi room*
BB: I'll try Peace, I'll try.
Sparklepire: *screams of agony*
Roy: O.O Just what the hell is he doing!
Peace: If I elaborated this fic wouldn't be T rated.
Roy:… Oh.
Ling: He screams like a wuss.
Light: Not girl?
Peace: His bodyguard is a girl. And she's scary. *shudder*
BB: *comes back, covered in blood* Do you have somewhere could wash this off? It smells like man-bitch sparkles.
Peace: Shower's over there. *points*
BB: Thanks. *leaves*
Peace: Okay, Ling?
Light: What? Why him, he already went! It should be my turn, FOR I AM GOD!
Mikami: GOD! :D
Peace: No, that was Greed. They are two very different people.
Ling: Thanks Peace. *stabs Sparklepire with his sword*
Peace: Okay, Matt?
Matt: *shoots Sparklepire full of holes*
Sparklepire: Owww…
Peace: Shut up, Sparkle-bitch. *kicks him*
Light: My turn?
Peace: Yes Man-bitch number two. Your turn.
Light: I'm not a man-bitch! I am God! GOD YOU HEAR!
Mikami: GOD! *bows*
Peace: Whatever, Imagay.
Light: Whatever. *throws Sparklepire to the fan girls*
Misa: EDWARD! YAY!
Bitchface (Takada): No, mine! Stupid whore!
Peace: *closes door* Death by fan girl, ow.
Mikami: Delete?
Peace: Soon, you screwed up 'justice' killer.
Sparklepire: *clawing at the door* LEMMEINLEMMINLEMMIEINLEMMIEIN!
Peace: I don't know, should we let him in?
Ed: Let him in before Mikami over here runs out of criminals to kill and goes after us.
Peace: Eh, good point. *uses a dog catcher thing to drag him in*
Sparklepire: Thank you, thank you, thank you, than-
Peace: Sparklepire, meet Mikami's pen. Mikami's pen, meet Sparklepire.
Mikami: DELEETEE! :D *stabs Sparklepire with pen*
Light: O.O
Hawkeye: Uh, is that going to change this to M?
Peace: Probably. Light, call off your dog.
Light: Fine. Here Mikami, here boy!
Mikami: God! *runs over to him*
Peace: Alright, is there anyone I missed?
Mello: No, I don't think so.
Peace: Alright, my turn then. *soaks Sparklepire and Marysue in gasoline and sets them alight* Burn bitches, burn. :D
Roy: Freaking sadist…
Ed: Peace? You uh, you wanna sign off?
Peace: *laughing maniacally*
Ed:… I guess not. See ya later readers. And please review, I wanna see Sparklepire suffer more.