Obsessions Pt. 2: This is the second part to Obsessions! Disclaimer: I don't own Young Justice… I would love to though…
*Me at the doctor's office*
Me: Hello doctor!
Doctor: Good afternoon CleofromEgypt…
Me: Well… do you have the results?
Doctor: Yes….. I'm afraid….
Me: What is it doctor….Give it to me straight… how bad is it?
Doctor: Pretty bad… Cleofromegypt you…. Have…
Me: what! What!
Doctor… You have… Fangirlitis (Fan-girl-it is) Not to be mixed up with Fangirlaphobia (Fan-girl-a-phobia) which is what most male characters on our beloved show have…
Me: What is Fangirlitis?
Doctor: It's an infection that takes over the brain and heart of the host. It makes them crazy about a specific character… And you have it…
Me: Noooo!-Oh wait! That's not bad! I love my character(s)! Sooo what's the show?
Doctor: Uh… Young Justice…
Me: Oh! Cool I love that show! I love being a fan girl!
Doctor: Let me prescribe some medicine for you…
Me: whatever…
Doctor: Wait... didn't you notice the symptoms?
Me: What symptoms?
Doctor: *Sighs and hands me a sheet of paper* Here are the symptoms to look out for… even though you are infected already… share this information so no one else will be infected!
Symptoms:
You know the exact times of the verified show.
You laugh at the lamest of jokes. As long as your character says it..
You squeal uncontrollably when you see your favorite character.
You literally look for that specific character. Every. Single. Episode.
You eventually try to walk and talk like that character.
You look up extra info about them that is either relevant or not.
You have a feeling of jealousy whenever another girl is near your character
You pretend not to care when they get into a relationship and then end up throwing away or trashing your T.V
You set your sights on more than one character ...just in case…
When you listen to music, you imagine that you are singing it to your character
If it is guy singing, you pretend that your favorite character is singing to you…(ick)
You vow to destroy all of the girls on the show that seem like a threat…
There are all of the symptoms, if you have five or more of these symptoms… I'm not sorry… you are infected…
Good luck!