Nebulous was glad he checked on her.

Very, very glad. If he hadn't, this buffoon might have hammered his lady friend. Yes, his lady friend. He had been making sure this was the right apartment, walking up the stairs (all heroes need to excerise), when he spotted a certain Larceny moving briskly out of the elevator.

Now, he wasn't quite sure that how they had become enemies, he thought it was possibly after he 'kicked his butt' in the last High Priest qualifications for Necromancers. It wasn't just 'kicked his butt', it was also involving a bit of 'permanent scarring', 'painful bruises', and 'humiliation in front of his fiancee (now ex-fiancee)'.

Plus the fact that after the 'humiliation in front of his fiancee (now ex-fiancee)' that she had started to pursue Nebulous, in account of him being just more handsome ('hawt boii' her words), and also very strong ('Taylor Lautner abs' her words again), Larceny had hated him so much.

His problem.

Not Nebolous's.

Too bad.

Anyway, back to the future, Nebulous was defeating Larceny and winning, thankfully, so he could get back to wooing his lady friend. That's right, 'wooing'. He had heard 'reports' from her guardian about how cute she was, and kind, and good at cooking, and... well, that made him interested. Very, very interested.

Now, Nebulous had a reputation (that he tried to keep quiet). He was a 'playa' (words from the last girl he dumped). He had used the all-knowing Urban Dictionary to find out what that meant, and it basically relayed that he was a 'user of women, an enemy to girls, a stupid cheating scoudrel. 1 thumbs up, 429643 thumbs down'. He had not believed that, (look at the number of thumbs down!) and had promptly believed the other dictionary meaning, 'Irresistiable to women. Can get ANY grrl. 429643 thumbs up, 1 thumbs down'.

As soon as he read the statistics of this meaning, he immediately began to form a plan.

This plan, was 'not a particularly good for others' survival' plan, (his angel side's words) but he ignored this fact.

The plan was:

To get close to his lady friend a.k.a. Amity.

Then, when she completely trusts you, get her a necklace.

She will, by this point, love you because you are a 'playa' and are 'Irresistiable to women' and 'can get ANY grrl'.

She will ask you to put it on for her.

Then, get ready to k-

"Focus on the fight!" Larceny yelled, executing a particuarly awful move, almost taking off his and Nebulous's head in the process.

Nebulous focused, finally, and decided to take out his killer move, to FINALLY get back to the lady friend.

He conjured Necromancer acid raindrops and fire, and was about to hit Larceny with it, when he realized he wasn't outside,

And the darkness rained upon them.

...

(damn those fire alarms!)

A/N TIME!: Hai hai everybody, finally an update! It's so hard to write this in Gordon's style... I keep on trying to write in mine...

This chappie is dedicated to a certain first reviewer (internet cookie!), and Cyanide-Princess-666, (go check out Wistful Kisses), because she told me she liked it... SQUEE! YAY! She's one of my favourite writers on here C:

/gets shot

Anyway, hope you enjoyed this chapter! ZOMSP, did Nebulous mean kill or kiss? OH MAI.

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