I've got the…COMPUTER BLUES!

WARNING: Contains HUMOR, A teeny bit of fluffy shounen-ai!

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha nor do I own Harry Potter!


Stomach growling and chilling to the bones, Harry sat up against a portion of a cliff, looking up at the stars. It was night time and the moon was but a faint, glowing fingernail in the sky among the many stars surrounding it. Inuyasha had fell asleep long ago and was snoring soundly right next to Harry. Cricket noises could be heard all around them as the fiery flame in front of them began to dim against the cold wind. Harry was not the type of boy to complain about such a trivial matter such as sleeping in the wilderness. But there were certain limits that called for a proper housing.

A howling sound broke the chatter of the crickets and rang through out the cold night air. But upon the wolf's howling, Inuyasha was awakened. His ears twitched at the next few howls and he sniffed in their direction. To Harry it was the most thrilling thing he'd seen all day. To be woken up by a howling sound and acting like a dog himself, Harry wouldn't have been too surprised if the young demon started to howl like the wolf.

But Inuyasha did not howl and instead began to wander off, leaping like a frog from one place to the other, forgetting all about Harry. The said boy let out a sigh and put the fire out, knowing full well that they would not be getting much sleep tonight. As his friend, Ron, would have said, "Put him on a leash, Harry! He's like a wild animal!" And if Ron had been there with Harry now, saying those same words; he would probably be right. Inuyasha was like an animal.

Harry had finally caught up with Inuyasha and looked around to see what it was that Inuyasha had been sniffing out. "What is it?" Inuyasha did not reply to Harry's question and instead, kept walking on all fours, his claws digging into the ground each time.

Finally lifting his head and looking carefully at something in the distance, Inuyasha got up from the ground to get a better look, still avoiding the questionable look on Harry's face. To Harry's surprise, Inuyasha began to growl like a dog in response to what looked to be an enemy.

Harry had no idea what was going to happen and without thinking, Harry went behind Inuyasha acting on instinct. Something was moving in the distance and if this was an enemy, Harry would not be able to help out as he had left behind his wand back at the school. Inuyasha held out his arm and said, "Stay behind me! This guy reeks of blood. And I don't mean humans." As told, Harry stayed where he was and allowed the man to take on whatever it was that was coming at them at full speed.

Once the unknown being was in range, Inuyasha was just about to strike just as the other being was about to strike down with a giant sword, the person standing in front of them, stopped. Inuyasha grinned and went to swipe at the man that stood in front of them but the man easily dodged the young demon's attack. Inuyasha was about to strike again and would have gotten the man too if it weren't for a woman that stood in his way, blocking the demon's blow with a giant, wooden boomerang.

Inuyasha growled at the woman who wore a breath mask over her face and a certain outfit that looked to be designed for fighting. Harry was standing in awe at the size of the sword that the man had carried with just one hand. Were humans really this strong in the demon world? If so, Harry was beginning to think there would be no need for a wand.

"Kana…Hoshi?" Hearing that name, Harry was influencing the outcome that this man standing in front of him must have known him before he was adopted.

Inuyasha put down his hand and ran in front of Harry, growling at the older man who stood before them, resting the big, heavy sword down into the ground while he rested a hand on the handle. His hair was tied together in one long braid that traveled to the lower half of his back and a purple, four pointed-shaped, star; was visible in the middle of his forehead.

The man who had said Harry's real name blinked a few times before looking behind him to call off the woman who had blocked Inuyasha's attack. The woman nodded in response and let the wooden boomerang fall to the ground with a THUD! Inuyasha did not let down his guard but he did step aside to see what the man would do.

"It's been such a long time! Your mother has got to see this! Wait a minute, what are you doing back? Not that we don't want you home…" The man trailed off and he looked over at the demon who had tried to attack him earlier.

"Don't look at me like that! I didn't bring him back! My mother said to bring him back home." Harry began to think that Inuyasha was getting rather defensive just over a small glance.

The man with the sword let out a sigh and looked back at the way he and the woman had come. Both Harry and Inuyasha were interested as to what could have caused the man to go their way. Were they running away from something large?

"Guess there's no point in asking you to turn back now I suppose. Alright, Sango, call Kilala and get these two to my domain. Naraku must be worried about my safety by now. Nice seeing you again kiddo!" The man had said Naraku; the same being who was told to have given birth to Harry.

Harry and Inuyasha watched as the man rushed off in the other direction while the woman, Sango, called for a large two-tailed cat from the sky. Now Harry was really confused. Was that man his father? Harry began to think to himself, thinking over that if they had met his father that would mean he was sending the both of them back to the house where this 'Naraku' character was.

Sango jumped onto the back of the large beast that had been swishing its tails wildly against the cold wind. Inuyasha wasted no time on climbing aboard and grabbed Harry's wrist, yanking the boy up behind him. Here he was, Harry Potter, or should he call himself, Kana-Hoshi; sitting on the back of a wild cat-like monster that looked to have jaws strong enough if it wanted to, to snap the neck of any human being. Just the thought of it gave him a shiver that ran up his spine.

The cat demon jumped into the air and floated across the land like it was a balloon but with a mind of its own and darted for a small mansion-like house that looked more like a shack then it did a house. The ground shook just as the cat was landing. Harry was beginning to wonder what had he just gotten himself into?

A man who stood guard by the entrance of the home bowed his head in respect once he noticed Sango had returned. And anyone who traveled with the young woman must have been a friend to Bankotsu.

"Is Lord Naraku awake?" Harry wasn't sure he was hearing this right. Did she just say lord?

The man lifted his head and nodded nonetheless and led them inside. Curious as to where the cat demon had gone off to, Harry looked behind him and realized that the large cat that he had seen earlier was now just the size of his hand. He looked back to the front of the group and saw that they were stopping outside of a screen covered room that was lit up by just a single candle.

The man, who had been standing guard, bowed his head in respect and was kneeling on the floor, encouraging the others to do the same. Sango and Harry followed his lead but Inuyasha just sat down with his legs crossed.

"Lord Naraku. Sango has come with visitors, my lord." The man, who was known as Naraku, stood up from his sitting position and slammed the screen door to the room, open.

The man certainly did not look like no woman who could give birth, so how was it possible for him to be born? Harry could only wait and hope that they could tell him how his 'mother' was able to conceive him while he was a male. Perhaps he could get his answers by the end of the night?

"You should have left the dog outside! Huh? Is that you, Kana-Hoshi?" The man who was obscenely dressed in a blue, flowery kimono-looking outfit and long, black hair that trailed down to the middle of his back. Harry was beginning to think he was dreaming.

There was absolutely no way that this man could really be his mother. Harry looked over at Inuyasha who seemed to have taken an offense to the word 'dog', did not seem to mind the other man's strange fashion. Harry's thinking and ulterior ideas seemed to have fled him as Naraku flung himself down at Harry's level.

"I'm sorry you couldn't stay with us, Kana-Hoshi. There were too many demons attacking and although deep down I regret sending you away, it was for the best. Look at you; looking like a weakling, you should be much strongly built then this! What kind of worlds were you sent to?" Naraku gazed into Harry's eyes and caused the boy to feel a bit uncomfortable.

Harry knew Naraku was his mother and all but it was all still so odd to him. What was he really supposed to look like? Forgetting his worries for now, Harry smiled back, hoping to end the odd conversation.

"Oh! You even have the same smile as your father. Your features never changed from when you were a child. Still so fragile…so I take it, this is your mate?" Harry and Naraku both looked over at Inuyasha who was scratching behind his ear with his foot instead of with his hand.

"He's Inuyasha. Lord-I mean, mother, I wanted to come back, it wasn't Inuyasha's fault!" Once again, Harry began wondering just why on earth he felt like he was protecting the young demon. He wanted to get out of this marriage, right?

But the older male looked soothingly at Harry and caressed his face, still smiling. "You love him, son?" Was this a trick question? Facts looked on in Harry's case, that he was dragged to this demonic world because he was engaged to someone. But Harry did not want to marry so soon to someone he hardly knew so how could he love the man?

"Well…" Harry was stuck at a crossroad and didn't know which answer to supply his mother with. Did he love Inuyasha? And even if he did, would he ever get to see his other friends?

Naraku, Sango, the man and Inuyasha were all looking at him expectantly. Harry was not one for such close attention from others and often tried to keep away from people or things that would cause a stir or a riot. Trying not to be at the center of things seemed to fail at this point.

"It's alright, Kana-Hoshi. You must think you're too young for such a thing, correct? Well, no matter, I have many possible suitors for you when you're ready. Come, my child." Naraku lifted Harry like he was a child all over again and held the boy in his arms.

Inuyasha folded his arms and stuck his nose in the air. He wasn't so fond to see his so called 'mate' being taken in by his original mother. Inuyasha's jealousy was that of the small room that Harry was allowed in and he was not. Sango however, saw this as a nurturing scene of bonding a mother and child together again.

"My lord, Bankotsu is still fighting with the enemy. Should you really be here? It's too dangerous here!" Sango's outburst got Inuyasha's attention.

Harry felt the patter of a hand, gently smoothing out his hair. The sound of a beating heart right next to him, Harry began to feel a little calmer and felt as though a thousand problems had been lifted off his chest. Naraku must have sensed that he was getting tired because the man had stopped patting the top of his head and was now sharing a large blanket-like quilt with his son.

In all the years he had spent with his fake family back in London, Harry had never felt so reassured like he was right now, with his real mother. Maybe things wouldn't be so bad having a mother like Naraku. Harry rested his head on the older man's shoulder and went to sleep, forgetting all about his questions.


A/n: My, is Harry feeling at home already? Anyways, *Cough*, I tried not to make Naraku too evil or too nice, so I sort of added a bit of Grell's personality to him while keeping his serious tones. (Grell – Black Butler)

Also, I know it was too quick for Bankotsu to catch up with Harry on old times but he's in the middle of battle! SO! In the next chapter, we get to picture Harry or should I call him, Kana-Hoshi, which means powerful star in Japanese, Ahem, We will get to witness Harry's babyhood (He was five months old when he was sent away to the human world!) And so, the appearance of Kana-Hoshi's true form will take place in the next chapter so look forward to it! RXR