A/N: Sorry for not updating, and I know last chapter was pretty short. So I decided to make up for it by giving you an extra long chapter today! READ AND REVIEW! Still only 4(?) reviews! I told you, I want 10 by the end of the chapter! REAL reviews! Not just 'So cute!' or 'UD soon!'

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"You've never met me, you can't know anything about me!" I defend myself. This chick is harsh.

"But I've heard enough about the 'Oh-so-dreamy wish-he'd-take-off-his-shirt Beck Oliver, and his amazing eyes, heavenly body, the gentle way he moves' to know I don't like him!" She snapped.

"So you think I'm 'oh-so dreamy, with amazing eyes and a heavenly body, and want me to take off my shirt, not to mention, amazingly handsome and incredibly sexy?" I joked with a smirk on my face.

I ended up in the nurse's office with a black eye.

"Beck!" Cat exclaimed when she saw me. "What ever possessed you to mess with Jade?"

She then giggled. "I saw a movie where a cow was possessed, but it was really just angry." She giggled, tucking a strand of vibrant red hair behind her ear.

"Okay, back to your eye." She said, her voice becoming all serious, and I couldn't help but smile. And then wince.

"Beck!" She scolded. "Don't make you eye even worse!"

The nurse handed her a bag of ice, and she gasped when the cold touched her bare skin. "So…Cold!" She squealed happily.

I sighed and smiled, and then winced once more.

"Okay, Kitty Cat," I said while standing up, holding the bag of ice to my eye. "Let's get to Sikowitz."

Cat smiled and skipped happily out of the nurse's office and towards the classroom. She was obviously looking forward to the play, while I was kind of worried.

A short time later we were sitting in Sikowitz, watching Andre and Dallas perform a scene from their play. It was pretty decent. "Andre! Dallas! A!" Sikowitz announced. "Beck, Cat! You're up!"

I took a deep breath. "Just improvise like we said. We can do this." I breath to her.

"KK," She squeaks quietly.

"Monica," I said, snapping into character. "Monica!" This time I shouted. "You can't just ignore me!"

Cat faked some tears and turned towards me. "I loved you. I loved you." She scorned, her voice turning angry. "How could I? How could I be such an idiot?" She asked, almost talking to herself.

"Monica, give me another chance! I'm not like that!" I yelled at her, frustration in my voice.

"See? This is what I can't believe!" She sniffed. "No apologies, no comfort. Just excuses!" She now shouted.

"I hate you," I hissed, and Cat's eyes grew wide. "Wh-what?" She asked, tears threatening to spill over. "I hate you!" I said it! Your too rotten to give me another chance!" I stormed off the satge towards the hallway door. Cat sunk down on stage, her skirt forming a pool of aqua around her. "But…but… I love you." He whispered to no one in particular. Then she stood up and smiled. "And… scene!" She grinned. The class clapped, and I saw Jade just roll her eyes. "Beck, Cat, wonderful job! A+!" Sikowitz shouted "Now," He turned to me and cat. "Please turn in your written script," He said, holding his hand out, and Cat and I looked at each other nervously. "Youn see, Sikowitz, we don't have the script because…" I scrambled to think of an excuse.

"My brother ate it!" Cat chimed in. Sikowitz shook his head. "Ahh…Lucas." He turned to cat. "Tell your brother to stop eating paper! He should just eat the tree instead!" Then he clapped and turned to the class. "All right students! Drive by acting challenge! You're all elves with extremely long beards that they keep tripping over! Go!" I smiled at Cat, before faking a fall to the ground.

"Dang this beard of mine!"

"Cat!" I say, catching her outside in the hall.

"Yeah?" She asked.

"Wanna swing by the RV tonight?"

"Oh, sorry, I can't. Ben and I are off to the movies!" She squealed as Ben walked by.

"Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?" I asked hopefully.

"Nope!" She replied. "Going to get pizza with Austin," She glanced and smiled flirtatiously at Austin who was across the hall.

For some reason that made me slightly mad. Cat was going out with other guys?

"And Saturday…" I asked, biting my lip.

"Sorry. Jacob's taking me for ice cream." She waved at Jacob who was at his locker.

"Oh, well then," I said. "Guess you're pretty busy this week."

"Yep, I am!" She smiled, and then went to catch up to Jacob.

I sighed. Cat's week was booked by guys. Guys that aren't me. I sighed, and then noticed Jade shoving books into her locker, when I got an idea.

"Hey Jade," I said, walking up to her.

"What do you want?" She snapped, slamming her red locker door. "Nothing, I was just wandering if you wanted to get pizza or something with-"

"You? Seriously? In what reality?" She asked crossing her arms.

"Well, you seem…interesting and I wanted to get to know you.

"Not interested." She replied dully. "But it looks like Hannah-Montana wannabe Rebecca is," She nodded in the direction of a blonde standing by the stairs, giggling and waving to me. I just sighed and turned back to Jade. "Not interested," I smirked, mocking her. She flared her nostrils and glared at me.

"Beck, I will never, ever, in a million years, go out with you, or any guys like you." She explained, using hand motions as if I were a toddler.

I frowned. "So it's a no,"

"Yes." She nodded.

"Yes?"

"No!" She groaned. "I will not get pizza with you!"

"Why not?" I questioned her.

"'Cause," She replied, while sipping her coffee.

"'Cause why?"

""Cause I can give you four reasons right now if you don't get out of here." She threatened.

"Are they good reasons?" I joked.

She glared at me. "You tell me."

"Solar plexus," She elbowed me in the stomach and I doubled over. "Instep," She stomped on my foot, which really hurts when you're wearing combat boot. "Nose," She thrust the heel of her hand up on my nose and I clutched at in pain. "And groin," She kicked that area and I sank to the floor in pain. "And that's how you S.I.N.G." She smirked brushing off her hands. She then stepped over me casually and strutted to class as if nothing had happened. "Oh yeah," I said to no one in particular. "They're good reasons…"

"Beck!" Cat scolded. I thought I warned you not to mess with Jade!"

I was back at the RV, and Cat had canceled her date with Ben to help me out. She snatches a piece of paper off of a table in the corner. "All right…" She said skimming the list. "The nurse says to take it easy. She wants you to put ice on your nose, which she thinks may be broken, and elevate your foot and put ice on it. She walked over to the small freezer and pulled out a couple of ice cubes which she then bagged and handed to me. She pushed a stool towards me which I set my foot up on, and then held the ice to my nose.

"What did you do that made her so angry?" Cat asked, her eyes wide.

"I…kind of…asked her out," I admitted and Cat gasped.

"You asked Jade West out? As in, on a date?" She sounded shocked.

"Yeah, why?"

"Jade does not like…"

"Like who?"

"You know, guys like you. Like, all popular and stuff…" She trailed off leaving me hanging.

"Well, why not?"

"Don't ask me! I think you're awesome!" Her phone then went off and she slid it out of her pocket. "Oooh! Ben says that there's a later show we can catch! If you're all set here…"

"Oh, yeah, no worries Cat. I'll be fine."

"Are you sure?"

"Yeah. Go have fun." Without me, I thought.

"KK! Bye Beck!" She squealed. "I'll see you tomorrow!"

I sighed and pulled my laptop out.

I pulled up The Slap, and clicked on Jade's page.

Jade West:

Ha! You would not believe the loser that asked me out today!

Mood: Humoured :)

Andre Harris: *groans* Was it Sinjin again?

Sinjin Van Cleef: No, I can assure you, it was not me this time. But if you'd like me too.

Jade West: NO!

Sinjin Van Cleef: I am offended.

Jade West: Good. :)

I sighed. She thought I was a loser! And Andre, my own best friend compared me to Sinjin!

I groaned.

I was not making progress.