Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, but Stephenie Meyer's does.

Summary: What happens when you have one bored vampire who has been stuck in the house because of the sun and a two year old who encourages him to act like a two year old? You get Emmett designing his own summer of fun and sucking everyone into it with him.

A special thanks to nails233 for her help. BTW, you should check out her stories, they are awesome.

Sorry about the long wait for this chapter, but life seemed to get in the way of getting this out to you. I promise to do better.

Slippin' and a Slidin' Emmett Cullen Style

Chapter 2 – SWEET FREEDOM

Emmett's POV

Ahh, sweet, sweet freedom, how totally awesome it feels. I am finally free from the house of doom and gloom. If anyone told me two years ago that I would be spending a day on La Push's beach with werewolves, I would have told them they needed psychiatric help and hooked them up with Carlisle. But now, here I am on the way to the beach with my lovely niece and guys that really know how to have a good time. IT IS SO TOTALLY GOING TO BE OFF-THE-HOOK!

"Hey Jake, I can't tell you how much I appreciate this, those vampires were getting on my last nerve ending."

"No problem, but I thought it was the other way around," he laughed.

"Nah, they just don't know how to have fun like I do. Well Bella does, she's the only one who is any challenge," when she can slip away from my emo brother.

"Yeah, I'm sure that's exactly what it is. Em when we get there, do me a favor and let me explain why you're with me. Also, please try not to piss off or fight with Paul."

"No problem, although isn't Paul always pissed off? The guy has some serious issues," maybe he needs to see Carlisle, might have to point that out to him.

"Yeah, that he is. By the way what did you mean by Bella being a challenge?"

Jacob's POV

As we were driving to the beach, I quickly phoned Sam to let him know what was going on, but he had already left for the beach, so I spoke to Emily.

"Emily, I've invited the Cullen's to the beach and bonfire tomorrow since they've been stuck in the house because of the sun. They're bringing the food."

"Jake, that's wonderful, we're going to have a great time. I can't wait to see 'vampire girl,'" okay, I was officially astounded, for two groups who were not supposed to get along, we sure did.

Now I just had to make sure Emmett didn't piss off Paul before I could explain everything to them. He said he would, but I had my doubts, we're talking Emmett and Paul here.

"Em when we get there, do me a favor and let me explain why you're with me. Also, please try not to piss off or fight with Paul," there was about a 1% chance of that not happening.

"No problem, although isn't Paul always pissed off? The guy has some serious issues," yeah, just like you.

"Yeah, that he is. By the way what did you mean by Bella being a challenge?"

"It was totally awesome, I decided to have a little fun and put some green hair dye in her shampoo. You should have seen her; she didn't realize her hair was green until Edward pointed it out. He actually told her that he thought her hair looked lovely dyed green."

"WHAT, are you serious, he told her he liked it?" the dude is totally whipped.

"Well, he thought she did it intentionally and was afraid to upset her, you know how insecure those two are. As you can imagine, she totally flipped out, if she was still human her face would have been purple, Edward's too. Naturally, Edward came storming up to the house yelling that he was going to kill me and then pounced on me. That was how Esme's side table ended up broken and there was a giant Edward-sized hole in the front door. Needless to say, Esme was not happy; she called Carlisle at the office demanding he come home immediately, as well as informing him he would be taking some vacation time until the sun wasn't shining anymore. When Carlisle got home he was so angry."

"I can't even imagine Carlisle being angry, wow, who would have thought."

"He would have been even angrier had it not been for the fact that when he arrived home I was standing there with hot pink hair and Bella with her green hair. That wasn't even the worst part, Rose decided to wash her hair after I had and hers was pink too," just then Nessie showed me what they looked like and I burst out laughing.

"So Bella exacted her revenge, well I have to say that it's not surprising at all. When we were kids, her and my sisters used to prank and do stuff to me all the time. One time they convinced me that a mud pie was a real pie and I ate it. Trust me when I tell you that Bella lives on the 'dark side' you didn't bring her over like Esme thinks."

All the guys were there when we arrived at the beach and when the three of us walked up the look of shock on their faces was priceless. It was, of course, Paul who voiced himself first.

"What the hell is this Jake?" pointing at Emmett.

"Nessie wanted him to come with us to the beach and you know I can't refuse my imprint, so you're going to have to deal with it. Besides, Esme made us a ton of food," please let the food be enough.

"Alright, what did she pack," he grumbled and I knew I had him. Seth and Quil just looked excited to see Emmett since they knew he was a wild card and up for anything.

Emmett's POV

Once Paul calmed down, I turned to look at Seth and Quil who were very excited to see me. I knew it was because I was totally awesome to hang out with and more fun than a barrel of monkeys.

"Hey Em, good to see ya, wanna come do some cliff diving with us?" Seth said.

"Hell yeah! Ness, I'll be back in a little bit and we'll build a sandcastle and then Jake can go cliff diving, okay?"

"Okay, come back soon."

We arrived at the cliffs and I was having a blast, it was an adrenaline rush, well it would be if I had any. Jasper, Carlisle and Edward are going to really enjoy it. After going off numerous times with them, they turned to me with mischievous grins and a glint in their eyes that I recognized all too well, since it was like looking in a mirror. Oh yeah, we were about to do something evil and I was totally on board with that.

"So Emmett, we were thinking that since you're here, that it might be time to put Paul in his place. He's been a real pain in the butt when we're in wolf form trying to act like he's in charge or something."

"Yeah, I could see that just by the way he approached Jake when we got here. What did you guys have in mind? I have no problem bringing him down a peg or two."

"Well, we need your strength and speed, so we'll distract him while leading him to beach, then you can run right in and grab his sorry butt," yeah he'll never see me coming.

"Great plan, did I mention that you guys are my favorite wolves in the world."

"We're the only wolves in the world you know. Let's go," we laughed as we made our run back to the beach.

Paul's POV

To say I was shocked and fuming that Jake brought a Cullen to the beach would be the understatement of the year. I know his imprint wanted her uncle to come, but seriously, Jake could have put his foot down. So now I'm here having to make nice with the big oaf vampire, might as well make the best of it. Well, at least his mom packed food for all of us. I started working on the sandcastle with Ness and Jake when Seth and Quil came back to the beach.

"Hey Paul, come over here, we wanted to ask you something before we head back to the cliffs," geez these guys are a nuisance, but I headed over anyway.

"What's up?"

"Nothing, we were just wondering if you planned on bringing Kim to the bonfire tomorrow night."

"Ye..aa.h," just then the big oaf flew in, grabbed my arms lifting me up. "Put me down, I'm going to kill you Cullen," then Seth and Quil grabbed my legs. "Seth, Quil what the heck," they aimed me towards the water.

"Ready, on the count of three, One, Two, Three," Cullen counted and I was flying through the air out into the ocean. I landed a good three miles out, but I could still hear the three of them laughing their asses off. I swam to the shore not only to find Seth, Quil and Cullen, but Embry, Jake and Sam now in hysterics too. I was seething.

"You guys better sleep with one eye open, I'm not letting this go."

"Hey, I don't sleep, so whatcha going to do?" Cullen laughed and turned to the other guys.

"Don't worry, I gottcha backs, you can sleep with both eyes closed."

"Urgh, maybe you don't sleep, but I'd suggest you not turn your back on me," yeah a little fear never hurt.

"Dude, bring it on, I'm always ready, ask Rose."

Emmett's POV

The rest of the morning was pretty uneventful, we played in the water and I built a few sand castles with Nessie. My sandcastle was totally awesome if I do say so myself, even Ness was asking whose castle it belonged to. Hehehe, Edward is going to kill me, but I couldn't resist.

"Uncle Emmett, whose castle is that? Mine's a princess castle."

"Oh, you mean Beauty and the Beast? Mommy's the beauty and daddy's the beast?"

"Daddy's not a beast; he's the pretty prince that saved the princess. What's that red stuff around the bottom of your castle?"

"That's the moat and because the castle belongs to a Vampire named Count Dracula, its blood," her eyes were wide as saucers now.

"Does grandpa know him?"

"Yes, he does, you should ask him about it sometime," oh this is going to be fun when she asks, I cannot wait.

Just then, Emily called Sam and told us we should head up to the house for lunch, what the heck nothing like horsing around with some food and the guys already ate everything Esme sent, except the basket, although Embry was eyeing it.

"Hi Emily, so what's for lunch?" she eyed me suspiciously.

"I made hot dogs, but you don't eat, right?"

"No, not really, but just thought I'd ask in case you had a deer hiding in here somewhere for me. You're a great hostess, so you never know," she rolled her eyes and the guys burst out laughing.

Before the hot dogs even made it to the table, the guys started arguing over who could eat the most.

"I ate 10 the last time," Seth said.

"But then you were sick for two days, pleeez. I ate 15 and was fine, try outdoing that," Paul said and I couldn't resist the potential for betting.

"I bet I could eat more than any of you."

"You don't eat," Paul said.

"What's that got to do with anything, I most certainly can eat. Are you chicken, afraid you're going to lose to a vampire?"

"I AM NOT CHICKEN and everyone knows wolves can eat more than vampires any day of the week," smug bastard was going down.

"Hmmm, are you sure? Do you want to make it interesting?"

"Put up or shut up Cullen. If I win, you can't come tomorrow."

"Okay, if I win, you have to go up to Rose tomorrow when we come giving her a hug, a kiss, tell her how happy you are to see her and how she should visit more often."

"DEAL, shake on it," so we shook on it and Emily put a plate of 20 hot dogs in front of each of us.

As I stuffed one hot dog after another in my mouth, the guys were yelling 'go, go, go, go' and by hot dog 16 Paul was slowing down, by 17 looking green and by 18 puked. I on the other hand ate all 20 and was proud of it.

"You are the man, knew you could beat Paul," Seth said and I started dancing, pulling Emily into it with me

"Emmett, put me down," she laughed and Sam rolled his eyes.

"Alright, alright, but I needed a lovely lady to share my victory dance with, because it wouldn't be complete otherwise."

"Hope you enjoy kissing Rose tomorrow," Embry said and Paul growled. He was definitely a sore loser.

Emily then kicked us out of her kitchen since we ate everything not nailed to the ground. We headed back to the beach and I told Jake he should go cliff diving with the guys now and I'd stay with Ness, so off they went.

"Ness, what do you want to do?"

"I want to go cliff diving too."

"Okay, let's go," and off we went.

Jacob's POV

I couldn't believe Emmett bested Paul in eating hot dogs. Paul was so pissed that he lost, not only because he lost, but also he lost to a vampire and said vampire was the one who chucked in him the ocean. Other than Paul, everyone had a good time and the three of us headed back to the Cullen's. As we turned up the drive to the house, I looked over and Emmett was not looking so good.

"Hey man, are you okay, you don't look so good?"

"No not really, feeling a bit weird," he then started moaning and clutching his head. This was not good, so I hit the gas.

"Yeah, I think you ate too many hot dogs," too many would be one bite if you asked me.

"Nah, can't be, must be the ocean water I swallowed," then he started to double over.

I threw the car in park and ran out yelling. "WE NEED A DOCTOR OUT HERE, NOW, SOMEONE, ANYONE, NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME," just then everyone came flying out the door behind Carlisle.

"What's the matter is Ness hurt?" Carlisle said.

"No it's Emmett, he's doubled over, moaning and holding his head."

"Emmett, son, what's the matter, what happened?" Carlisle looked frantic; I don't think he's ever seen a vampire look like that.

"Dad, I think it was all the ocean water I swallowed," yeah it couldn't have been the hot dogs.

"Jake what do you mean he ate hot dogs," Edward said.

"Awe it was totally awesome, he bet Paul he could eat more hot dogs than him and he DID. Paul ended up puking after number 18," Ness then put her hand to Bella's neck and showed her. Bella was now hysterical and Edward was trying to hold back his laughter, but not doing a very good job of it. Rose was giggling over her crazy husband and if Jasper were human I'm sure by now he'd have tears in his eyes from laughing so hard for his and everyone else's emotions.

"Emmett, son, you know you're going to have to expel them, right? It's the only way you're going to feel any better. What in the world possessed you? Never mind silly question. Please don't do this again, you guys gave us quite a fright, come on, I'll help you inside and we'll take care of this," Esme and Carlisle helped him inside and into the bathroom to start the gross process, something that I hope never to have to see or hear again.

"Hey, where's Alice?"

"Shopping for tomorrow's beach day. She'll be back at 9:45pm, the stores close at 9p and it's a 45 min car ride home," Bella said rolling her eyes. I cannot imagine what she's buying, not sure I even want to know.

"OH GOD, JUST LET ME DIE. RIP ME APART, SET ME ON FIRE AND PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY," Emmett was howling from the bathroom as Esme, Carlisle and Rose tried to console him. After about a half hour of that, he came out looking all happy go lucky.

"So is everyone excited about tomorrow? I can't wait, we're going to have a blast," Emmett said.

"Yeah, just remember no more eating hot dogs or FOOD in general!" Carlisle said.

"Of course not dad, once bitten twice shy you know. I wouldn't be that stupid."

A/N Hey everyone! I have been working on three stories with nails233. One I even co-wrote and contributed to the other two heavily! We are very proud of our hard work and would love it if you would check them out. They are exclusively on the writer's coffee shop library site. We would absolutely love it if anyone voted for any one of them. The poll is on the library home page. The stories are:

Whether You Love Him or Not (A romance about an arranged marriage)

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