Oh please don't let them kill me.
By Samhoku
(Now as i said before...logic says i DID NOT write the Alex Rider books.) Adrien and Veronica do not belong to me. Veronica is my sister and Adrien is my close friend.
Alex was in a tree hyperventilating.
Adrien giggled, "I have never seen anyone jump so high have you Roni?"
Veronica grinned, "Nope."
Alex said to them, "Is it your job to torment me?"
Veronica replied, "Sure. Thats what we are payed for."
Alex's eyes bulged out of his head and he yelled a bunch of British swear words.
Adrien looked at Veronica, "What does Bloody mean?"
Veronica said, "It is the F bomb."
Adrien looked in awe at Alex, "Amazing."
Alex slammed his head off the tree, "Leave (whack) me (whack) Alone! (whack)."
Veronica tsked her tongue, "What a temper."
Llama Queen said, "Peace out."
Veronica tilted her head, "What does that even mean?"
Adrein shrugged, "Its sounds cool."
Alex said irritably, "It means you love the world, earth, and homosexual people."
Adriens eyes got big, "I am not gay."
Veronica got a strange look on her face, "That is disgusting."
Alex rested his head on the tree and cried, "I want Jack."
Adrien said, "Ohhh so you are gay."
Alex growled and chased Adrein around the tree, "JACK IS A FEMALE!"
Veronica watched. So did a hotdog vendor. Veronica walked over and ordered some food and drink, then sat down and watched.
The vendor asked, "Are they always like this Ma'am?"
Veronica said, "Pretty much."