NOTE: This is the Holiidays Instalement. But! Bewarned that I touch on series issues in the next part! Thits is because I am trying something new called a plot twister. Yo will know itt when yoo see it. This is something that will nock yor stockengs off!

"As I said a longass time ago GUARDS EMPLORE ME!"

The guards came and put Minda away.

"No, Zelda why you done this to us?"

"It is for a better world!"

"What!"

"I will return you to your darkness in executon but first I will explain why I have become

It was a vesy long time ago almost as long as Skyward's Sword when Epona tripped through the mirror of twilight (again NOT the vampire!) she fell from Arbiter Ground to find herself on the ground and now a biter that says "neigh!" Indeed she was now a HORSE! She would have to go thru the Arbiter Ground to go to the one Mirror but she knew she could not since she was not a certain Hyrulean Hero with a Knack for gadgetry and swoardsplaymanship. She was sad and disappoint that she no longer had a human Virginia. She gallopeds lands lonely very long time and no one herd her plight but rather "neigh" so they point and laugh. Only one man name Ganon took an interest in her and pet her mane (as well as her "main"). Then today the villain of the story made the Epona disapearate. It was Lonlon Ranch! This was bad and made Ganon go thiefery and evil! But when he learned that Lonlon Ranch stole Epona he tried to get her back. But! Link of the Hero of time whent and stole Epona back! That made Ganon hate Link! He make her use her, but now Epona understand that she was betray Ganon and now Epona ate Link!

Epona coughed up Link's hat in proof and now no one would stop Ganon from bringing the best of both worlds together.

"Epona, Epona. Let me pet your mane…."

Ganon sung a mighty Hylian call for Eponas song as he sung for Epona with her song. Epona gave a shy neigh as she approached Ganon's open leg as he blessed his hand over her long virile neck of tranquility. Ganon unzipped the pants and Epona found the hares on her back leap over the arch of no return. Epona purred in response to the One Force of Power. He took it all the way to the bombag Ganondorf used his head and makeshift Links cap into a means of protections as anyones shoudl know how to saddle a horse for he doesn't cause an injury and "slip" on it! Ganon was horse as his unbridled passion "split" it in her in a hooving thrust as she nayed to play.

author's note: this is a plot twist

"Ganon is preparting for the successful merge of two worlds as we speaxk. Soon the world will becumming complete very shortly! It best when it happens because now we wont be shadows of ourselves and instead our true forms will sparkle!"

Midna grined. "Will Zelda that may be true butt you didn't realize that one thing is that if this is the best of both worlds than I should be able to get a load of this!"

Midna turned into a shadowpoo just like she did when she was in Twilight Princess. Zelda cursed her luck as she was foiled again. Midna made her way to Ganon's lair in the Caslt Hyrule!

"Ganondorf we knew you were behind this!"

"I'm not behind this; I'm behind Epona!"

Zelda loosened her epee and tightened her gloves. "Merry Hymen you filthy animal!"

Hymen = Hyrule Holiiday

What'ill happen next? Hint: Come Back New Years For The Grand Climax!