Authors Note: There is a bit more sexual in this context so I hope you are not offended, this is the climax of the story and the final chapter WILL be the last. Also sorry for the postponement I originally planned for this to be New Year but I thought it would be cool to relies this on the 25 day of the year because it is also Zelda's 25th Birthday!
Ganon smiled knowingly "gerudo my balls" he commanded.
Zelda was compounded by a spell witch Ganon mad and was forced to obey her servent. With tear in her eyes she messaged Ganondorf in one hand and with other unleashed the carrott witch that Epona always ate and shoved it unto a different hole (if you know what I men).
"NEIGH!" Epona roared in ecstaxi. and this Epona was so happy that she Overyjoy to Ganondorf. Epona liked carrot ad this was the first time Zelda use a carrotop make Epona happy. 'When Link used the carrot on me he always made me afaird of quiver' she sad in her thoughtlings. This make Epona very happy that first time someones use this rodent in a pleasing matter.
Ganondorf knew it was all coming to plain and that it was time of celebratory and rocked her hedd like Majora Mask Horse when Malon gropes Link (this is real since I saw it on you tube). Ganon rubbed his glove off and licked her main while petting her lovigly. Then Epona was amased that her manfriend unziped the palnts and was verry obveously holding a waxcarrot of his own. Was Ganon goig to use it like Zelda used her own? The thought leeped into a face of anitipaton as Ganondorf used reverberated on her colossal womenhorse fallopeons.
needles to say his rod of longevity tortured her pocket of passion while Zelda shovved carrotop up her ass since she must obey
Then Ganodorfn knew something was amise, as Ganondorf was using Links hat to keep his mansake frum tearing the horse a part. It felt weighter and harder as a shadow..It was midna, who was upset and dared to foil Granondorfs plane from the inside (literally.
"What are you doing?" Ganondorf said to the shadowpoo. "I am going in you!" Midna say with virile haterd and determination that echoes Groose from Skyward Sword. Midna plained to destroy his ballsack. "I will use my way, the way of the twilight! Gerudo your balls to hell!"
And then Midna used the twilight version of 'getting it on (like a horse)'. Since Ganondarf was a creature of lite that meant that he would feel excrucification pain of the lower regikon. Ganondorf desserted his bowels in surpisse. Howaver since Ganondorf was also a conjurer of shadow he too was learning a special talent of his own, that is the time Ganondorf learned he was a dead sadist, Midnas plan felled that that meant he would continue using Links hat to polish his deeds.
"NOOO!" Midna moaned as she tried to reach for the internal area of the bellsack wut was too latte. Midna tried to wail on the general insides but the sperm was too touch. After that Midna was never scene again. It was a heroic and vallient effort butt in the end Midna was thought to have evaporated into dust like mist of misery in Ganondorf's swarmy sea of infrequent beverage.
Ganon's pouch tightened, the rod of power was cumpacted as he impacted Epona's pony purse. His manjuices saturated Zeldas carrit which was inside Epona. It is done.
"Oh! Ganondorf" Epna said purring.
"That's right my plumpkinbunkin, wait a minute horses cannot talk!" Ganondorf exasperated in whoror. "Zelda! The machine is the carrot!"
"That's right. Your semen was the missing ingredient to cumplete it.. Congrutulatons youve birthed the new world.
Ganondorf was proud to have been the catylist in the plan and happily smoked the carrot in an act of postsexual gratification. It was all comming together as the worlds became one and finally the one true world was revealed! Suddenly there was a horror and Ganondorf dropped his shriveling carrit into oblivion, for indeed Epona was not a horse as she clammed but instead she nevor told us her trueform either. It was an oocca!
"Epona you are an ooccaq why haven't you told me, I cannot love you!"
"Its ok Ganondorf since your trueform is a beastpig!"
Ganondorf looked at his hands and saw he was now Beastganon as his canonform so Beastganon he will be from this moment onward since his heart reflexed one of a proid loinbeast – energettic visionary and a naturalborne leader.
"Oh ok, we can love each other atter all."
The newold couple collectively rejuiced and like beasts of pray they were about to "pray" on one another until…. Ooccoo!
"Lord Ganon I don't belive my husband is strong enough to survive Coitis?"
"Oh Oh" Epona noticed.
What is this? Has Ooccoo gone coo-coo? Was Epona a dude? Who will Ganon do? Watch out for the aftermeth.