Cullens
Carlisle
Doctor Seeks Hospital
My current hospital are getting curious about my age, saying my boyish good looks are lasting a long time and inquiring as to what is my secret. I find this to be a gross invasion of my privacy: I would like a new situation where I won't have to answer to such personal questions.
I like to work in small town hospitals, preferable ones in the midst of large wooded areas with high percentages of the larger species of wildlife. Am slightly sensitive to UV rays, so sunny areas need not answer. Pay is negotiable.
Edward
Wanted
A reliable carpenter with good solid credentials required. For some strange reason, none of our beds seem to stay together for longer than one night. Right applicant must know all about reinforced wood.
Pay is set, no negotiating. Email icanreadyouandidontapprove[at]yahoo[dot]com for more information.
Bella
Wanted
A reliable psychiatrist with good solid credentials. My daughter has issues and I'm not sure what to do to help. Each time she sees a broken bed she cradles her head, rocks back and forth and repeats over and over: "Not again."
Please help. youcantreadme[at]yahoo[dot]com
Renesmee
Wanted
A reliable sound proofer with good solid credentials. Parents are often having loud, noisy sex which inevitable breaks their bed. In such a small house – it's highly disturbing.
Please come as soon as you can – name your price. Contact me at adorememortals[at]hotmail[dot]com