Chapter 3: Weapons of Mass Idiocy
Both Spongebob and Patrick didn't know what to do next as they were going to make. Squidward was still angry with the two whom were unhappy about them still driving the submarine.
"You two morons better find a way to stop this!" cried Squidward whom wasn't happy.
"We're trying Squidward!" cried Spongebob whom was panicking at the moment.
"Yea, I'm just having too much fun pressing all these fun buttons!" laughed Patrick.
"Stop pressing those buttons!" cried Squidward as he grabbed Patrick and threw him into the back of the submarine.
"Hey, it was still my turn!" roared Patrick.
"You idiots!" cried Squidward, "Stop this submarine now, now, now!"
"Don't you think we're trying to do just that!" cried Spongebob.
"Well you two morons are not trying hard enough" said Squidward as he took apart the console of the submarine, "there must be a way we can stop it from within!"
"Squidward, I do not think that's a safe idea" said Spongebob.
Squidward obviously ignored Spongebob's words and ended up getting shocked and electrocuted by handling the wires improperly.
"I am just going to sit down while you two try it your way" sighed Squidward who was quite wounded.
Meanwhile for the Dark Knight who was in his Bat Submarine chasing the submarine the Black Manta had stolen, the Dark Knight was trying his best to catch up with the submarine. He then began to try to contact whoever was inside.
"Testing, testing, please if you can hear this, answer" said Batman.
"Hey, it's the robber with the mask trying to contact us, that thief, he just wants this submarine for himself" said Patrick who was dumb enough not to know who was Batman.
"Patrick, he's trying to help us" said Spoogebob as he picked up the radio, "yes, this is Spongebob speaking."
"Listen, I am going to give you a walk through on how you can stop the submarine, first of all, stop pressing those buttons, we do not know what kind of dangerous stuff that the Black Manta had in store" said Batman.
"Uh, there seems to be a symbol of a nuclear power" said Spongebob.
"Great, the Black Manta stole a nuclear submarine" sighed Batman.
"Oh boy, I know what I am going to do next, press the button and win at this videogame!" laughed Patrick.
"No!" screamed both Batman and Spongebob.
Both Songebob and Patrick began to fight, Patrick did his best to try to move toward the button with the nuclear symbol on it. As for Batman, his Bat Submarine was only a few inches away from the nuclear submarine. He then launched some grappling hooks from the submarine attaching it to the nuclear submarine that both Spongebob and Patrick were on.
"Hang on!" said Batman as he had his scuba gear back on.
The Dark Knight then began to climb onto the grappling hook rope and carefully began to make his way onto the nuclear submarine itself. Meanwhile, Aquaman along with Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy were in a race against time as well as they were heading toward the nuclear submarine, more octopuses then began to help the Dark Knight get onto the nuclear submarine.
"Open the hatch for me" said Batman to Aquaman.
"Will do" replied Aquaman.
Aquaman ended up using his telekinetic powers to command a giant octopus to open up a hatch so the Dark Knight could get into the nuclear submarine. As the Dark Knight headed into the submarine, he noticed that Spongebob and Patrick were still fighting each other.
"I'm pressing that button if it's the last thing I do!" cried Patrick.
"No you won't!" cried Spongebob.
Patrick ended up pressing the button anyway, which the Dark Knight ended up throwing around a Baterang with some rope tying up Patrick in the process.
"Do you realize what you've just done?" asked Batman.
"I won the videogame!" laughed Patrick.
Suddenly red flashing lights then began to sound off as the submarine itself was going to launch a nuclear missile.
"Yea, I beat you two before you could stop me!" laughed Patrick.
"We have to find a way to disarm it fast" said Batman as he headed to the console.
As the Dark Knight was doing his best to stop the nuclear missile from being ever launched, the nuclear missile ended up launching anyway.
"No, it cannot be!" cried Batman.
"Ha, I got it, I got it, I got it" laughed Patrick as he was still tied up.
"What do we do now?" asked Spongebob.
"We need to calculate where the missile will strike" said Batman, "and warn whoever is there to leave immediately."
"Well, where is the nuclear missile heading for?" asked Squidward.
Batman ended up typing up the coordinates on the possible location.
"Someplace called Tentacle Aches" replied Batman.
"Hey Squidward, isn't that the place you moved to one time?" asked Spongebob.
"Yea, there were so many yous over there, we didn't know which one was you" laughed Patrick.
"We must hurry and warn them, come onto my Bat Submarine" said Batman.
As Spongebob, along with even Patrick and Squidward headed into the Bat Submarine, Aquaman himself headed into the nuclear submarine and ended up stopping the nuclear submarine altogether by pulling a lever that started it.
"Ha, easy" laughed Aquaman.
"There is still work needed to be done" continued Batman as he started up the Bat Submarine trying to race against time in trying to warn the citizens of Tentacle Aches of the impending nuclear missile coming their way.