Grimmjow had his new painting hung in the main living room. It was straight across from the fancy leather couch. Grimmjow was sitting on the couch, staring at the painting. "...Shiro?" Ichigo asked, staring out of the painting. "...don't you feel it? Like, like something's trying to pull us out of the painting?"

"…I don't think anyone knows magic or anything to take us out of the painting Aibou" Shiro sighed. "Though getting out of the painting would be nice…"

Grimmjow decided he needed some sleep. He stood and started out of the room. Suddenly, Ichigo was pulled out of the painting somehow. He yelped as he hit the floor, face first. "What the hell!" He squeaked.

Grimmjow whipped around, eyes wide. "…Who the hell are you?" he snapped.

Shiro stepped out of the painting, pulling Ichigo to his feet. "Something broke the edge of the painting" he smirked.

"Thanks Shiro.." Ichigo said, ignoring the bluenette. "...Am I having another dream or are we really out of the painting?" He asked.

"If it's a dream then shame on you, dreaming of another man…but I am pretty sure this is real" Shiro stated. Then Shiro bit his wrist. "Owwie…that hurts so this is real"
"...Well, that's nice.. but what era are we in?" Ichigo asked, looking over at him.

"Era?" Grimmjow echoed.

"…did Humans become stupider?" Shiro asked.

Grimmjow scowled. "Do you mean the year" he asked.

"Guess that works too"

"It's 2011" Grimmjow snapped.

"…Damn…over 1,400 years" Shiro muttered.

"That makes me... how old?" Ichigo asked, his eyes wide.

"Let's go with 19" Shiro chirped.

Ichigo slowly nodded, before smiling slightly. "..We're free!" He chirped.

"Okay but who are you two, and where did you come from?" Grimmjow snarled.

"I'm Shiro…demon of persuasiveness and temptation…and this is my King, Ichigo" Shiro purred, eyes gleaming with amusement

Grimmjow looked between the two curiously. "...We came out of the painting. We were trapped in there for a... long time.." Ichigo murmured.

"Ever heard of the 'tainted King'…The young prince fell in love with a Demon, a male one at that…He was thrown away from his home cuz they thought he was tainted…then he was locked up in a painting with his Demon Lover" Shiro explained.

Ichigo blushed, nodding slightly as he looked over at Grimmjow. Grimmjow sighed. "Maybe Nel is right…I DO need more sleep…first I see the painting moving and now I am being told two people just fell out of the painting" Grimmjow muttered.

"..." Ichigo stared at him blankly and unblinking.

"Maybe you need to OPEN your eyes…we are real, not pictures" Shiro smirked. "I can make pictures if you want though"

"I am suppose to believe a prince and demon came out of a painting I bought?" Grimmjow asked.

"Use your imagation if you must" Shiro teased.

Ichigo simply nodded. "Now, um... can you tell us what changed since we've been gone?"

"Well if it's been over 1400 years, pretty much everything is different…though surprising you both speak Japanese" Grimmjow answered. "Guess you should know to start, Kings and Queens don't rule in this country"

Ichigo's eyes widened in surprise. "..Then who runs everything? Don't tell me that theirs no rule."

"The rule is sorta a few groups that make agreements on what to do about everything…and the groups are made by the people" Grimmjow replied.

"That's... strange..." Ichigo muttered.

"I guess from your point of view…it seems normal to me" Grimmjow replied.

"...And... what type of bugs are lighting up the house, may I ask? Lightning bugs?" Ichigo asked, staring at the light fixtures in the ceiling and the lamps.

"What?" Grimmjow asked.

"What is lighting up the house" Shiro snorted.

"Electricity?" Grimmjow responded.

"...Ela-what?" Ichigo asked, looking at him as if he were insane.

"…It's harassed energy that is converted into light and heat" Grimmjow tried to explain.

Ichigo just stared at him blankly. "Uh..."

"…Nevermind…Electricity is a type of bug then" Grimmjow sighed.

"...Oh." Ichigo looked over at Shiro, smiling again. He suddenly tackled the albino, hugging him and burying his face into his neck happily.

Shiro caught him, petting his head. "Does this mean now?" Shiro teased, kissing Ichigo's nose.

Ichigo muttered a very small, very quite 'Maybe'.

"…Please don't fuck in my living room" Grimmjow groaned.

Apparently Grimmjow's words when unheard because the two were already kissing fiercely. Grimmjow's eye twitched as he growled. He stepped forward to pull them apart when his phone started ringing VERY loudly. Ichigo jumped at the sound, accidently biting Shiro's tongue as he latched himself to the demons torso, his eyes wide. "Wow…best timing ever Nnoitra" Grimmjow muttered. He looked at the scared prince, sighing. "It's my phone…a way to communicate fast" Grimmjow explained before picking up the phone. "What is it Nnoitra? And if this has ANYTHING to do with a slut you fucked I will hang up on you and call Nel again" Grimmjow snarled.

Ichigo stared at him, before trying to comfort Shiro, whom was cursing about his bleeding tongue. "It wurts" Shiro pouted.

"…Actually I was going to tell you we are going clubbing tonight" Nnoitra snorted to his long time best friend.

"I have things to do" Grimmjow sighed.

"Which you can do tomorrow cuz we are going clubbing tonight and you are coming because you NEED to get laid or you will turn into a bigger prick than you already are" Nnoitra explained.

"Sorry Shiro..." Ichigo said, hugging the demon.

"I knoow" Shiro sighed, nuzzling Ichigo slightly.

"I am not going" Grimmjow snarled into the phone.

"You are coming, I already got Emo, sleepy, and pinky so you are coming too" Nnoitra snapped.

"What about the girls?" Grimmjow asked.

"You want Nel and Harribel to come? You gone crazy or something?" Nnoitra gasped.

"…They will kill us if we don't invite them" Grimmjow sighed.

"..Um, what's this... 'clubing'?" Ichigo asked, looking over at him.

"Who was that Grimmjow? Did you already fuck some slut?" Nnoitra snorted.

"I would shut up while you are still in one piece" Grimmjow snarled.

"Fine fine…keep your whiskers on kitty" Nnoitra teased.

"What did I tell you about calling me that?" Grimmjow snapped.

"You act like a panther so you are a kitty" Nnoitra teased.

Ichigo just stared at him. "If I say I will come will you shut up and leave me alone" Grimmjow asked.

"Yes, we will see you in an hour" Nnoitra snickered before hanging up.

"Your boyfriend?" Shiro asked.

"Hell no" Grimmjow snapped.

Ichigo pushed Shiro down into a chair before sitting in his lap and getting comfortable, a habit of his. "...What then?"

"He is one of my oldest friends" Grimmjow replied. "Most annoying one too" he added.

"...So, what's clubing?" Ichigo asked again after a moment, tilting his head.

"…It's a place where you go dancing and drinking" Grimmjow replied after thinking for a moment.

"...Like a ball?" Ichigo asked yet another question, tilting his head.

"Kinda…but the dancing is much faster and different and the drinks are usually alcoholic" Grimmjow responded, trying to think of how to explain it.

"...Strange... so uh, where do me and Shiro go?" Ichigo stared at him for a moment before glancing over at Shiro, who was still pouting.

"I guess you can come with me to the club or you get stay in the house or you can leave if you want" Grimmjow listed.

"I wanna see this club you speak of" Shiro stated, hugging Ichigo close. "But I will go wherever Ichigo goes"

"...I don't think we should go out yet, I mean, we need to learn about all the new customs and stuff..."Ichigo stated, leaning back into Shiro's hold.

Grimmjow sighed, he went into the other room and came back with his laptop. "What's that?" Shiro asked.

"It's a computer…it tell you anything you want to know as long as you know the right question" Grimmjow stated.

"...Computer..." Ichigo echoed, tilting his head.

"Yeah" Grimmjow nodded. He typed in the words iThe Tainted Prince/i and clicked enter. A bunch of sites came up.

Ichigo squinted at the screen. "Awfully bright."

"You could say that" Grimmjow sighed.

"This is our story!" Shiro exclaimed.

"Wow." Ichigo said in awe.

Grimmjow rolled his eyes. "Anything you want to know?" he asked.

Ichigo shrugged. Shiro grabbed the laptop, typing in 'Fuck'. "I wanna know what this word means" Shiro stated.

"This should be interesting" Grimmjow snorted.

"1. The universally recognized "F word"

2. N. Implying complete and utter confusion
3. N. a really stupid person
4. V. To procreate
5. adj. Can be used to modify any word for more passion
6. Int. Expresses disgust
7. Int. Expresses complete surprise and joy
8. adv. Can be used to make a command more urgent

1. I do not accept the "F word" as your name
2. What in the fuck?
3. You stupid fuck!
4. I suggest we go fuck in your mothers bed while eating crackers and petting a cat name mittens!
5. This fucking guy was so fucking weird. He asked me if I was fucking insane.
6. Aw, FUCK!
7. Holy fuck! You guys rock!
8. Just fucking jump before I fucking kick you in the balls!" Shiro read.

Ichigo blushed. "Please, never use that word again..."He muttered.

"Why?" Shiro asked with a smirk.

"Because." Ichigo huffed, looking away.

"Can he use slut, whore, bitch, ass, prick, shit, crap, fag, or stuff like that?" Grimmjow asked with a smirk.

"...What do they mean?" Ichigo asked warrily.

"Can Shiro use any of those words" Grimmjow repeated.

"...I need to know what they mean." Ichigo repeated.

"I don't wanna hurt your innocent mind Ichi" Grimmjow teased.

"...Then no.." Ichigo said, blushing.

"But you would be my bitch Ichi…you are mine and that's what this website says" Shiro pouted, pointing at the computer screen.

"Sh-shiro!" Ichigo gasped, his face burning red.

"What? You are mine" Shiro pouted.

"He's your uke and you are his seme" Grimmjow snorted.

"...uke?" Ichigo wondered, though he already had a feeling on what it meant.

"You are his bitch…his submissive" Grimmjow replied with a smirk.

Ichigo blushed and sighed, muttering something about 'Why he got stuck with two perverts'.

"You know you love it Kingy~" Shiro purred, nuzzling Ichigo again.

Ichigo only blushed even harder, but leaned into Shiro anyways.

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