A Wolf's Worst Nightmare (1)

It was a great and sunny day in Jasper Park, Canada. Everything was peaceful and quiet. The caribou were trotting around the range freely and the birds were chirping. Everything was 'Boom!'… Quiet. The loud booming sound came from the eastern part of Jasper. The birds sitting near flew in different directions. All animals, which here would be wolf's territory, looked in shock at the smoke and soot coming from a den. There was a slick male wolf came out of that den coughing and wheezing. His name was Aaron. A local mad scientist that creates monsters and inventions that usually backfire. The other wolves looked at him in disappointment and some were even snickering and passing were handed some kind of meat as if they had won a bet. Then an old brown male wolf stumbled over and spoke up.

"Aaron! Are you still alive?" The wolf named Tony asked.

"Am I alive? Ha! That's like asking if the Hulk can still open pickle jars or if Spiderman can still shoot webs." The wolf named Aaron said while dusting off the soot from his fur.

"He's alright everyone!" Tony yelled. "Maybe next time!" the crowd then murmured and groaned as they left the area. Tony looked down and mumbled something about a bet.

"Let me guess." Aaron started as he stopped right in front of Tony. "You guys were betting if I would die today, huh?" He said with a smirk. Tony tried his best not to make it look like there was a bet.

"What? No! That's-that's rid-ridiculous."

"How much?" Aaron asked.

"Three legs." Tony said looking down.

"And?"

"…and a head."

"Uh-huh." Aaron said chuckling and folding his arms. "You know I'm not going to die for a very, very long time and do you know why?" Tony sighed in aggravation as if he had heard this before.

"I'm not going to die because I'm, say it with me, immortal."

"…immortal." Tony mumbled. To be frank, he was getting a little bit annoying with this 'I'm immortal' thing. "Yes, yes. I've heard your immortality story about 600 times."

"Well, you know, you are old and you might forget."

Tony growled at him making him back away in fear.

"So…I'm just… going!" He exclaimed while running out, jumping over the river and made his way trough the forest. He thought he wasn't scared of anything! But while going through the forest, Aaron only had one thought in mind. How can he make his life more interesting? I mean, he basically has all the time in the world and he is spending that time running from a wolf that's not even chasing him.

"Wait a minute? What the hell am I doing? No one's even chasing me!"

As he was about to stop, he ran into a popular wolf. After a few painful minutes, he opened his eyes and saw Humphrey.

"You were probably going 95. Might want to slow down next time?" The gray wolf said shaking his fur.

"Yeah, sorry 'bout that."

"It's okay. No damage done. Say, aren't you that scientist from the eastern pack?"

"In the living flesh. Who are you?"

"I'm Humphrey." He extended his arm and they shook paws.

"Pleasure to meet you. I'm Aaron. Say, is their anything here in the western pack that I might find interesting?"

"Well, I do have something. Maybe you can help me with something."

"Sure! With what?"

"Well, nah… it's too creepy." He said turning away.

"Hey, Humphrey, right?" The gray wolf nodded while the brown wolf continued. "Nothing is too creepy for me. Like once I had two different pack wolves with me; one girl and one guy. The girl was making out with me while the guy was smoothly and gently licking my… ya know…" He said motioning to his lower waist.

"That's disgusting! Could we please get on with my problem, please?"

"Fine." He said with a sigh.