Chapter 2 – Next stop, Honevray.
(Disclaimer: Animal Crossing belongs to nintendo and BWIADW belongs to Computerfan.)
(AN: This is not a poetry, its a parody, I accidentaly hit poetry by mistake :p I'll fix it.)
I woke up to the sound of leaves crunching and puddles spashing, luckily, no "baby baby baby, nooo"
The rain outside still hasn't stopped, at least from what I can hear, since the turtle never bothered
with cleaning his windows, which were covered with dirt and dead bugs.
I stayed on the floor, not wanting to get up and praying that I'll fall alseep again and when I wake
up this will all turn out to be a crazy dream.
"Kapp'n, he won't wake up, was it really nessesary to hit him with a bat?" Rover asked the turtle.
"I'll wake him up. Rover, give me your ipod." Kapp'n commanded, holding out his hand.
"Uhhh..sure?" The cat reached into the pocket of his nerdy sweater vest and handed his
device to the turtle, Kapp'n pressed a few buttons.
"I know you love me, I know you..." as soon as I heard a few lyrics, I sprung up, took the ipod and
threw it out the nearest window.
"MY BEIBER!" Rover ran towards the window and saw his ipod.
"My first love broke my heart for the first time and I was like-" there was a crunch sound as it got ran
over by a truck.
Rover got on his knees, threw his hands to the heavans and cried. "WHYYYYYYYYY!"
"Rover...umm" I started, the cat just continued wailing like a baby.
"Rover!" I tried again, but the whining continued.
"ROVER, I'LL GET YOU A NEW ONE!" I shouted in attempt to stop his wails, just like that his wails
stopped and he looked at me in confusion.
"You will?" Rover asked, looking like he just saw a alien.
"Yes." I asked hoping to change the subject.
"So why are you going to Honevray anyway?" Rover said auckwardly, trying to start conversation. Wait,
why did he say Honevray?
"Don't you mean Alton?" I asked in confusion.
"No, this bus is heading to Honevray, a town with talking animals, like me." Rover said, while smiling. I
cringed at the thought of a town full of nerdy JB fanboys.
"I have to go home! My parents will kill me if I just leave, I'm already dead for ruining my school
uniform" I complained, sounding like a 10 year old.
"But you can't leave!"
"Why not?" I whined
"Because, once you enter this bus, and realise that its real, you can only leave when Kapp'n allows you
to." Rover explained, at this moment, I knew I had to create a plan that would involve using all
my knowledge of Kung Fu and my military stealth.
(AN: AKA, he watches too much tv.)
I kicked Rover in the shin and ran towards the turtle, strangling him.
"DIE TURTLE!" The bus began losing control, skidding around the street in high speed.
"I'M A KAPPA!" The turtle yelled with rage, trying to push me off and drive at the same time.
"I DON'T CARE!" I loudly retorted.
"GET OFF YOU BRAT!" He shouted. Rover managed to grab me, pulling me off, the turtle tried to
slow down the bus, which was hard to do with the wet wheels.
"LET ME GO!" I shouted, Rover continued to hold onto me until a rough stop caused us both to
slam into the wall.
"We're here!" Kapp'n called out, I looked out the window, Honevray was very bright and childish
looking, from the colorful flowers to the yummy looking fruit in the trees.
It looked happy, almost too happy.
"GET OFF MY BUS YEE DAMN FREELOADER!" And with that, the turtle picked me up and
dropkicked me out of the bus.
When I got up, I was in a brick building, and the clock was chiming and looked at a wood building a few
steps away, hoping that whoever was in there might help, I went inside.
Chappy two FTW!