Chapter 3 – Magic Maps and Backwards Pants
(Disclaimer: BWIADW belongs to Computerfan and Animal Crossing belongs to Nintendo.)
Once inside, the floors were so shiny, and I could see my reflection, there was also a recycling bin,
I had the urge to snoop in, but I didn't have any time, behind the desk there was a white pelican
in a pink girly dress. Her smile looked way too happy, almost as if she were planning something.
"Hello, welcome to Honevray!" She greeted in a cheery voice, she went around the counter and shaked
my hand like a phone on vibrate. "Hello, I'm Pelly, I work the day shift and my sister, Phyllis, works the
night shift, she really...nice." She paused.
"Anyway, what's your name? Where are you from? What's your favorite food?" She started to throw
questions at me as if she were interrogating me. It took me a minute to let it all sink in.
"Uhh, Louis, Earth and pizza." I answered.
Pelly's eyes widened as if she just saw an alien. "You're the Louis? I've heard much about you." She
looked excited, like a Beiliber that just saw Justin Beiber.
"Huh what?" I said, in confusion.
"Err nothing, here's a map of Honevray." She pulled a map out of her pocket and gave it to me. It was
covered in peanut butter.
"That's a list of the villagers and locations in Honevray, sorry about the peanut butter, that was from
breakfast." Pelly took the map, licked off the peanut butter and gave it back to me. Now there was
saliva on it.
"See those black boxes? Those are acres. Our town is seperated into acres, and when a villager leaves,
the map updates itself." It sounded like a super computer. I looked at the map.
Static in B2, Roald in B5, Cube in C2, what nerd names, I thought. Mitzi from C2, Rosie in C2,
Purll from C5, Kabuki from D1, Tank from D1, Bones from D3, Dora from D4, Nibbles from D4,
Portia from D5, Wolfgang from E2, Goldie from F2 and Bob from F4.
On the left of the map were the list of locations, Acre A1 held a Nook's Cranny, very geeky name indeed.
a dump in A2, a gate in A3 which is how I came here. The post office was in A5, the estate office was in
B3, the town hall was C1, which is where I was, Police Station E1, Wishing Well E4, Museum E5, Able
Sisters F1 and the Pierview Diner at F5.
What? No Walmart? No Gamestop? Lame.
I was about to put the map in my pockets when Pelly threw peanut butter at my face.
"What was that for?" I demanded, trying to wipe the sticky sweetness off my face.
"I was trying to get your attention." Pelly explained calmly.
"And you couldn't just say 'can I have your attention?'" I asked, irritated.
"Nope." Pelly answered, grinning. " I can lick it off if you wan-"
"NO!" I shouted, then realizing how fast I said it, I repeated myself.
"I mean It's okay, you don't have to." Pelly raised her eyebrow and I changed the subject.
"So why did you need my attention." I asked.
"Oh yeah, I need to give you a backpack." She handed me a tiny Hello Kitty backpack, I took
it but it barely fit on my back.
"It goes on your belt." She stated. "Also, every time you get an item in Honevray it will have a button that turns it into a leaf." She did so with the map. "Try it."
In awe, I took the map and pressed the button and put it into my bag.
Pelly chuckled happily, almost...evilly. "As for your house, you should probably pick one of the houses on the map you want then we can finish your forms."
I decided that at a time like this I had to use conning and deep thought to pick the perfect home, I
decided on eeny meeny miny moe.
I mumbled eeny meeny miny moe and ended up on the house that was closest to the beach.
I decided to check it out.
When I went out, by some miracle it was snowing, really hard.
"How the crap is it snowing in the middle of July?" I pondered out loud, shivering. this place was crazy.
And now I gotta get a house here. Crap.
"Kay, that's it of chappie 3...only two pages, what now?" LilKitten pondered.
"YAOI!" Goldie shouted.
"NO!" Everyone else yelled.
"I got it! We can listen to JB since I got a new mp3!" With that Rover turned on his JB, everyone covered their ears.
"BABEE BABEE BABEE NUUUUUUUUUU!"
Then Josh 'accidentally' hit it out of his hand, causing it to smash on the ground.
"Noooo! He was soo young!" Rover bent down onto the remains of the mp3 and sobbed.
"Anyway, maybe we should sing!" Louis thought out loud.
"Justin Beiber?" Rover suggested.
"Never." Josh said.
"Black eyed peas!" Louis suggested.
"Yeah!" LilKitten agreed.
(EN: Readers can skip this if they want.)
"I gotta feeling..." Louis began.
"...That tonight's gonna be a good night" Rover sang.
"That tonight gon' be a good night." Kapp'n sang with a accent.
"That tonight's gonna be a good good niiight." LilKitten sang.
"Tonight's the night! Lesh live it up!" Wolfgang sang.
"I got my money! Let's spend it all!" Tank sang.
"Go out and smash it! Like oh my god!" Kabuki sang.
"Jump off that sofa! Let's get get off!" Cube sang while penguin sliding on a sofa.
"I know that we'll have a ball, if we get down..." Rosie sang, while dancing.
"...and get go out and just loose it all." Purll sang.
"Fill up my cup!" Portia sang.
"Mazal tov!" LilKitten sang.
"Look at her dancing!" Bob sang about Rosie.
"Just take it off!" Roald sang.
"Let's paint the town!" Nibbles sang while holding a blue paintbrush.
"We'll shut it down!" Goldie sand out of tune.
"Let's burn the roof!" Kabuki sang while burning the roof.
"And we'll do it again!" LilKitten sang while dancing.
"Let's do it!" Static sang.
"Let's do it!" Mystery sang
"Let's do it!" Laura sang
"Let's do it" Josh sang.
"Let's do it!" Jenny sang.
"Let's do it!" Mystery sang
"Let's do it!" Louis sang.
"Let's do it!" LilKitten sang
"Let's do it!" Mystery and Laura sang.
"Let's do it!" Static sang.
"Let's do it!" Josh and Jenny sang.
"Let's do it!" Louis sang.
"Let's do it!" LilKitten sang.
"Let's do it, let's do it!" They all sang.
"Here we come!" Static sang.
"Here we go!" Roald sang.
"We gotta rock!" Bones sang.
"Easy come," Cube sang.
"Easy go!" Mitzi sang while dancing ballet.
"Now we're on top!" Portia sang, playing the piano.
"Feel the shot" Static sang.
"Body rock!" Rosie sang, while still dancing.
"Rock it don't stop!" Mitzi sang while still dancing.
"Round and round!" Purll sang while spinning on a record.
"Up and down!" Mystery and Laura sang.
"Around the clock!" LilKitten sang, on a clock.
"Monday, Tuesday.." Tank sang.
"..Wednesday and Thursday.." Bones sang.
"...Friday, Saturday.." Dora sang.
"Saturday to Sunday!" LilKitten sang.
"Get get get get get with us!" Nibbles sang.
"You know what we say-ay" Wolfgang sang.
"Partay every day-ay." Bob sang.
"Party every day and I'm feeling.." LilKitten sang.
"That tonight's gonna be a good night!" They all sang with a big finish.
Well I just turned this into 5 pages! 3 being song. XD Omg why is there so many typos, it's like
typo after typo after typo, muuuh and if I don't fix dem, then the grammar check gives me crap bout it!
Grammar check - ): *shuns LilKitten*
Anyway, that song was Black Eyed Peas – I Gotta Feeling, I don't own it, also, since it's 1 am, I decided to just type some of the song. Anyway, I'll try to have more comedy in the next chappie.