Chapter 4 – Raccoons and Mini-slaves

(Disclaimer: Don't own BWIADW or AC, AC = Nintendo, BWIADW = Computerfan, NOW LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON DA ROAD!)

The town was confusing, like a maze, with trees that I run into and annoying bugs.

I ran around, holding the map up to my face, then I lost the feeling of grass under my feet and

almost fell off a cliff, luckily, I stopped just in time, I was about to look for a ledge, someone ran

into me, causing us both to tumble off the ledge, bump, bump, bump, bump, CRASH!

I opened my eyes to see I was on top of a purple cat.

(And somewhere in the world, a yaoi fangirl squeeled...)

Once I realized where I was, I got up and rubbed my ankle. I took a look at the cat.

"Sorry, Josh! I was just running so fast, I didn't look where I was going..pthhhpth" The cat explained fast.

"I ain't Josh, foo!" I stated plainly, I frowned. the purple cat got on his feet, he was wearing a pink

dress with flowers, lame, he had a darker patch of purple on his eye and a creepy smile.

"Yeah, you are, you just put on some major chubbs." The cat chuckled.

"No, no I didn't, shuddup you

(censer for teh lolz)

son of a

(censered. :P)

furry

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my little pony

(censered... )

creeper! My name is Louis, not Josh, I'm new in this town, and who the biscuits are you?"

The cat was shocked by the language for a minute then said. "Sorry, I didn't know, I was just kidding about the chubbs,pthhpth and..."

The cat got lost in thought.

"Nevermind, So you're new here?"

"Yes, I am. Who. Are. You?"

"I'm Bob, and I love lolita, pthhpth!" He handed his paw out, and I shook it, it felt weird shaking a paw.

"So, do you know where my house is? It should be near the beach."

Bob thought for a secend then nodded. "That blue rof house, I'd kill for a house like that! It's a bit too
small for me though. Nook could expand it if you pay him, pthhhpth" Nook?

"Who the crap is Nook?" I asked, we walked through the forest, I hoped that there were some normal

people here.

"Wacha talkin' bout Louis?" Bob asked quickly.

"He runs one of the few stores in this town, pthhpth." He explained, spitting on me a bit.

I raised my eyebrow, then we got through the forest and arrived at the seemingly endless ocean.

"LOUIS!" Bob yelled, pulling me out of my trance.

"YES!" I yelled back.

"STOP YELLING!" Bob yelled.

"Bah humbug!" Bob pointed at a house

(Duh duh duh duuuuhhhhhhh! Okay I'm done now.. :p)

that was double my size, and as big as a car.

"This cardboard piece of crap is my house..? What are the others like?" I stared in disbelief.

Bob shrugged. "The only difference is the roofs are painted different. Same cost and furniture, just different location."

I crawled inside the small door and Bob followed, I hoped that at least the inside were nice. Bob began

sniffing the air.

"It has the scent of Bob in it.." He mused.

The only furniture were a cardboard box, a candle and a dusty tape deck. The floor was crappy and

slightly broken and the walls were peeling off. Crappy on outside and inside.

"So every house is crappy?" I asked. "Where do I sleep, on the floor?"

"Of course not!" Bob led me up the stairs to a small bedroom where I had to crawl around.

There was a bed and a phone. That helped a bit.

"So what do you think?" Bob asked, with a huge creeper smile that made me want to call the cops.

"Eh, I like beaches so this will do." I nodded.

Once I left the house, I saw a chubby raccoon.

"Welcome to Honevray! I'm sure you will get along here fine!" He started shaking my hand faster then

Pelly did.

"Who are your, creeper?" I demanded.

"HE'S NOOK!" Bob yelled, running out of my [almost] house, falling over halfway.

"Louis needs to see Josh first to get his house sorted out, pthththththththth." Bob explained, getting

up from his fall.

Get my house sorted? Wut?

"Oh yeah, well, how much money do you have?" The raccoon asked, I got an idea.

"Nada, nothing." I grinned.

"This will work perfectly!" Crap.

"I could use some help at my shop, you need money, how about you become my part-time

mini slave-I mean employee! What do you say?" Nook asked, in hope.

"What? What would I have to do?" I asked, millions of scenarios going through my head.

"Deliveries..and chores..stuff." Nook said slowly.

"Fine." I hoped that he wouldn't make me do anything weird.

Chapter 4 is done, and in one day! W00t!

Now if only I could get my other fanfics done this fast. orz