Yugi stepped in a wild shit cluster, but the day was still beautiful. His soul was enervating inside him from the devilish pains of sizzling out on his Kaiba-funky dueldisk.
He eyed Tea on the other side of the road and ran to her. Suddenly, Yugi was running on not one road but two, as his feet were splitting apart on different highways, and then he saw Anubis, and then he was falling.
Through a layer of afterbirth membrane he witnessed Egyptian lords and women-lords feasting upon fowl, and fowl prowling the feasts. Yugi luckily retracted a savior card, a wicked shitfucking sword, to boost his beast-brawler battle energy by 2000 joules.
"Pharaoh!" cried Yugi, as his demon's blood pulsed through his morbidly-transforming Egyptian veins.
And a cry did come back.
The Pharaoh reached out from the boisterous heavens of hell for duel monster elitists, suspended from the dirt-brawling pits of hell's sake by the seven millennium works of penitent, so rare they itched Yugi where it itched.
A mighty duel had begun in shadow's realm, fuckways above Domino City. Both the Pharaoh and Yugi could see into each others' souls like hungry beasts looking to kill, especially in battle with other beasts and beast-slayers looking for lost teenage souls in shadow dwellings.
One card will end it all, thought the Pharaoh.
"Hear me! Summon to field a beast of might!" he roared across the sky and past the heavens.
And did appear a beast of might, killing Yugi the fuck out of the sky with brazen hope and powerful electricity. He landed on a galloping Slifer, arriveth out of nowhere with hellbeams protruding from its fiery eyes and its dank breath multiplied twofold by instruments of blasphemy.