Chapter 2

PUPPY BASHFULNESS OF DOOM!

Ichigo & Nel-Tu [Ichigo's P.O.V]

'Right, left, right, left, another left….man this was freaking annoying, hmm, maybe if I try to focus on something else maybe this can be a little less annoying….

'White, white, white, white, more white, perverted looking guy with brown wavy hair looking at me, white, white, white…. Wait a minute, a perverted looking guy with brown wavy hair…looking…at me?

*Turns around *

He's still there…looking at me…in a perverted way….

*Awkward silence*

"Uh… hi." He said as he held up his right hand in a waving manner with a cute smile. Okay I did not just call a guy cute no, it's just my mind playing tricks on me… hehe, ya just my mind.

[Yeah right -_- he's so in denial :P]

"Huh, hi." Both me and Nel-Tu said as we stared at him.

"So huh this may sound weird and all but uh, I was wondering if you would like to go on a date with me or at less come to my room for a nap," Said the man shyly while adding, "Oh and my name is Starrk." As he made a hopeful grin.

"…What… uh, don't take this the wrong way but uh, I'm kind of in the middle of something and you're kind of the enemy so no I'll have to decline." I said in hopes that I didn't hurt his feelings, I mean sure he is hot, & cute but like I said I have job to do, or in other words I have to save on of my best friends from the likes of that jackass Aizen.

Looking back at that Starrk guy I couldn't help but feel like an ass when he said…

"Pleeeeease, I promise to be good~" he said as he pouted in a cute way and he sounded so lonely, but like I said I have to save Orihime, so even if it broke my heart I said,

"Sorry but I really have to go & save my friend." Sadly.

"No, you're not. I don't want you to!" Starrk whines out while giving me the combination of both a puppy dog look and a kicked puppy look with a cute blush as he started to slowly sway in a bashful manner, which left me to only one sentence…

"I'm so sorry Orihime." As blood started to shoot from my nose at the over cuteness with my face as red as Renji's hair.

"O...o...okay so where do you want to go?" I asked giving up, it was at that moment Starrk leaped at me, pulling me into a huge that for some reason felt like rape. -_-'

[Espada Meeting room] Normal P.O.V

"…"

"Did he just do what I think he just did?" asked Barragan as he like the other Espada + Aizen, gin, & Tosen stared at the projector were Starrk the strongest arrancar in Los Noches that can even beat Aizen himself, just lowered himself to that of an innocent young human girl how just confessed her love to her life time crush, in a dare they say an extremely cute way.

"Goddammit, how the hell did he get that strawberry pet after he did the most unmanliness thing in the history of manliness!" asked a both pissed and confused Grimmjow as he stared at the projector that showed Starrk, Ichigo, & Nel walking and laughing like they were on a date.

"I have no fucking idea." Was all Nnoitra said as he to stared unbelievingly at the projector, which now showed Starrk who looked to be raping Ichigo.

"Lucky bastard." Was all that was said from the jealous Espada.

- - - - - - - - - -Done~~~~_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_Yeah~_-_

Decow: Done and out, and I must say that I'm proud of my work and also please if you feel the need to review please do so and if you also feel the need to say something negative then just email me,

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