Chapter 2: The Great Saiyaman Strikes Again! Part 2
Gohan makes it into the bank, disguised as The Great Saiyaman of course, only to find that Videl has taken care of most of the robbers. "Man she sure is stronger than I thought" Gohan thought to himself, but his thoughts are soon interrupted when he notices one of the robbers tries to get away. "Oh no you don't!" Gohan says in a silly sounding pitch to hide his voice, lifts his leg, and stomps down causing the ground to break, tripping the robber who is trying to escape. The robber falls head first to the ground, knocking him out. Videl turns to see what happened. She angrily stomps on the ground shouting "GREAT SAIYAMAN STOP GETTING IN MY WAY!". "I'm only trying to help miss.". "I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP AND STOP TALKING IN THAT RIDICULOUSVOICE!", after Videl is down shouting at him Gohan just nervously laugh. "Huh?...That laugh….sounds so familiar…" Videl thought to herself.
During the time that Videl was shouting at Gohan one of the robbers slowly crawls to pick up a gun that he had before Videl disarmed him. He grabs it and points it at Videl, who is unaware that she is at gunpoint. The robber 's arm is shaking and he can't get a good shot, but fires regardless. Gohan shouts "Videl look out" and quickly appears in front of Videl, catching the bullet. Videl just stares at him dumbfounded, but not from him catching the bullet, but because he knew her name. The robber's facial expression on the other was caused from Gohan catching the bullet."What the fuck are you?" barks the robber. Gohan just smiles and says " No need for the colorful language, but I'm glad you ask…I'm the defender of justice…THE GREAT SAYIAMAN" while doing his ridiculous poses. Both Videl and the robber are dumbfounded by how dorky Gohan looked doing those poses. "You got to be kidding me…" Videl thought to herself. The robber thinks fast, quickly gets up, and grabs Videl. He points the gun at her head. "Now you listen here freak, your going to get the fuck out of my way or I'm going to splatter this girl's brains all over the floor!". Gohan then uses instant transmission to appear behind the robber and karate chops the robber in the neck, knocking the robber unconscious. "Wow…he moved so fast he was invisible for a split second…who is this guy…" Videl thinks to herself.
Gohan, still disguising his voice asks "Are you okay?". "Yeah" Videl replies. Gohan just smiles. "That toothy grin…his laugh…it's got to be him" Videl thought to herself. "Hey, Great Saiyaman". "Yes?" "I have a question for you…" at that very moment one of the store clerks behind the glass counter that is next to Videl wields a 12 gauge shotgun. "Alright nobody move!" the clerk exclaimed. "What the…" was all Videl managed to say before being interrupted by the clerk. " That's right…I'm one of them …HA…nobody expects an in-man in this heist!" While the clerk said that, Videl then kicks through the glass counter , kicking the "clerk" in the gut making him drop the 12 gauge. Videl then jumps over the glass counter and roundhouse kick the "clerk" in the side of the head, knocking him out cold. "Impressive" Gohan thought to himself.
Videl then jumps back over to the other side of the counter. "You did well" Gohan said in his Saiyaman voice. "I don't need your opinion" Videl barked "A little feisty aren't you?" "And I don't need your help either, I could have taken care of it myself." "Well by the way I saw it you did, I saved you twice didn't?" Videl clutches her fists and says "Yes, you did." Through her teeth. "Why are you mad?" "BECAUSE I DON'T NEED SOME SHOW OFF DOING MY JOB!" "I said I was only trying to help, I didn't mean to do your job for you…sorry if it came across that way." ,but not in his Saiyaman voice. Videl then said nothing. She was shocked by the sincerity in his voice and how familiar it sounded. "Hey weren't you going to ask me something?" Gohan said now using his Saiyaman again. "Oh yeah" Videl replied. "How did you know my know my name?" . Gohan just freezes realizing that he fucked when called Videl by her name. "Your him…aren't you?" Videl slyly said. Gohan then slowly steps back and then runs off. "I WILL FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE, GREAT SAIYAMAN!" screamed Videl as she chased after him.
Hope you guys liked the chapter.
P.S. did any else think of the Monty Python skit about the Spanish Inquisition when they read the line "No nobody expects an In-man in this heist" cuz that's what I thought of when I looked over it to proof read the chapter.
