Alright everyone here is the next chapter of my story Summons one half! As a reminder, the main crossover is Ranma and Naruto Sailor moon isn't supposed to play a major role in all of this. Sure her group is important for a big part of the story but it is only for that part.

"Speech"

'Thoughts'

"Demon and techniques"

I don't own any Anime that appears in this story.

Last time

"Listen here Jiji" he stated harshly. "You don't order me around, got it? If I wanted I could've traveled here on my own power." He pointed at the scroll which Ukyo was looking over in interest. "That thing was created to teleport the nearest demon to it here, which happened to be me one of the strongest. So I suggest you keep your mouth shut I can wipe you off the face of this earth in the blink of an eye if I so chose." He released Happosai who fell to the ground coughing violently as he glared weakly at the blonde.

"What are you?" he wheezed. "You're no Demon." He stated catching everyone's attention.

The blonde grinned "Oh I assure you I am a demon…partially." He allowed his illusion to fall away. "I am a half demon…of the Kitsune clan…you may call me Naruto."

Understanding

Happosai growled as he struggled to his feet. "Kitsune clan…" he mumbled trying to understand the situation. "Since when did demons have clans of their own?"

Naruto laughed as he spun around causing his previously hidden tails to sway in the resulting breeze. "Since forever Jiji!" he shouted with a mocking smile. "We demons have always been in clans of our own!" He continued to laugh at Happosai's dumbstruck face.

Happosai glared at the blonde and pulled out one of his firecrackers. "You insolent demon I'll show you!" he jumped into the air screaming. "Happo-Dai-en!" throwing the fire cracker Happosai expected Naruto to suffer tremendous amounts of pain after the ensuing explosion, what he got was…

"That's it?" out of the smoke Naruto walked calmly as if a bomb had not just been thrown at him. "Fire crackers are all you got?" he asked again as he rotated his neck. "How weak." He muttered as he rushed forward and punted the diminutive old man out the door and into LEO. "AND DON'T COME BACK!" Naruto roared after him already angry at the old pervert. Turning around he was met with the astonished gaze of seven teenagers. "What?" he asked dumbly, not understanding why they were staring at him.

Nabiki being as cool headed as she normally was decided to explain as Kasumi merely wrung her hands nervously. "Well for starters you man-handled that old pervert as if he were a rank amateur." She pointed out. "He was one of the most…tenacious of the people here."

Naruto nodded his head. "Right…" he mumbled as he rubbed the back of his head in confusion. "If he was one of the best then that doesn't say much about the rest of ya does it?" he asked gaining five indignant shouts of "HEY!" from Ranma and the girls. "Well, it's true isn't; it if I could do that to some sort of super pervert what could I do to you?"

Ranma made to retort back with an insult but checked himself once he thought it over. 'True he did make quick work of the freak…' he admitted to himself as he grumbled about it under his breath. "I'd be able to beat the freak too." He muttered causing the blonde to raise an eyebrow.

"You don't like losing do you?" he asked rhetorically as he crossed his arms. "Well…whatever." He stated as she shrugged his shoulders. "I was bored anyways hanging around you guys sounds fun right about now."

Exchanging quick glances the five teens nodded and as one charged the blonde "Demon be gone!" Ukyo shouted as she swung her battle spatula at Naruto's neck. She let out a frightened "Eep!" when he effortlessly caught her spatula mid strike and held her aloft as if she were a feather. "Let go you Demon!" she shouted as she tried to pry her weapon loose.

"As you wish." Naruto muttered with a smirk as he let got the second she yanked with all her might causing her to stumble onto her butt. "Now why are you…" he was forced to move his head an inch to the side in order to avoid Ranma's flying kick. "You know you're pretty rude." He idly knocked Shampoo's Chui away from her hands. "It's not like I'm evil or anything."

Ranma snarled "Then why are you here?" he roared as he prepped for another round. "Demons don't simply get bored and enter the human realm!" he crouched low to the ground as he tensed his muscles ready to spring into action.

Naruto sighed "Always with that reaction…" he muttered as he shook his head from side to side. "Is it so hard to believe that I, as a demon, have a lot of free time?" he casually stepped to the side turning his attention to Kasumi and Nabiki who hadn't moved. "You two believe me don't you?" he asked gazing into their eyes.

Nabiki shook her head to rid herself of some heated images that had sprung up under his gaze. "Demons are notorious liars you know." She pointed out as Kasumi looked back and forth between everyone.

"Anou…I want to trust you…" Kasumi began "But…with our history with demons…" she trailed off feeling no need to explain further.

Naruto stroked his chin "I see, I see," he muttered as he closed his eyes. "You've only met the lying types." He suddenly smiled as he pulled out a card and showed it to them. "Don't worry, it's my job to kill those types when I see them…you see they're trying to drag the demon realm into a state of anarchy, Aniki doesn't want that so yeah…"

The teens all shared a look before slowly relaxing their bodies as a sign of non-aggression. Ranma stared at Naruto for a moment before speaking "Alright you sound sincere." He stated with a visible scowl. "But any hint of malicious intent and you're outta here."

Naruto grinned "Why Ranma I didn't know you knew such big words." Ranma bristled at the insult and had to be held back by Shampoo and Ukyo as he tried to push forward to get in Naruto's face.

"Wait a minute how did you know his name?" Nabiki asked, her eyes narrowed in suspicion. "He never introduced himself." Her tone was accusatory as she pointed at the demon before her.

Naruto feigned surprise. "Oh he didn't?" He held his hands to his cheeks for a second before his face split into a giant grin. "I'm just good like that." He stated with a laugh. "I know all your names because it is within my power to know them."

Once again the Nerima teens shared a nervous look as Naruto continued to laugh. "How long are you going to stay?" Akane finally asked in irritation. "Cause we don't have room for another guest."

"AKANE!" Kasumi gasped in horror at her sister's rude behavior. "You shouldn't be so rude to guests!" she admonished as she wagged her finger at her youngest sister.

Naruto chuckled "Mah it's okay I'm used to it." He admitted as he rubbed the back of his head. "I can always go stay at a hotel I hear rooms are quite cheap here in Nerima." Breaking into laughter once more Naruto suddenly stopped and stared at Ranma. "Alright…now that I've had my fun, why did the old freak try to summon a demon to 'deal' with you?" he asked with a raised eyebrow.

Ranma suddenly put into the spotlight stumbled over his words for a moment before managing to gather his wits about him. "Aw, he was just mad cause I stopped him from stealing some women's panties." He eventually muttered as he looked away with a frown. "Old Freak needs a new hobby."

Sweat drop quickly forming on his head Naruto forced a chuckle "I'd…have to agree…" he muttered after a moment's pause "So…" he began again after another awkward pause. "Where's a good place to stay?"

"!,000 Yen." Nabiki said automatically causing the others to gasp as the held their breaths waiting to see how Naruto would react. Nabiki herself realize her possible mistake right away and stared fearfully at the demon who smirked at her.

"Fine…" everyone let out a sigh of relief. "But, if I'm not satisfied I expect a full refund and equal compensation for my lost money spent at the place you lead me to."

Nabiki tensed as she heard that. "Full refund AND compensation?" she asked somewhat incredulously. "Uh…" she paused realizing that in terms of dealing with a demon she may have been getting off lucky. "Sure." She said as she nervously shook his hand.

Naruto smiled as he turned towards the door and offered his arm. "Shall we go then little lady?" he asked much to her ire as she could tell that Ranma and the others were holding in their laughter.

"Tell anyone he called me that and got away with it and you're all screwed for life." She threatened with a frigid glare that sent shivers down everyone's spine. Carefully taking his arm she watched in fascination as his tails slowly faded from view as if they were never there. Glancing up at his face in confusion he simply whispered "Illusions." Before smiling down at her causing her to look away less he see her blush. "So why the interest in our little group?" she asked fishing for answers.

Naruto shrugged seemingly ignorant for her question. "Like I said…I was bored Aniki made me take a few days off and my fiancés are busy elsewhere so I was left with more free time than I knew what to do with."

"Who's your brother?" she asked trying to figure out where he stood in the demon world. If she could figure that out she may be able to figure out a way to get him to leave quicker.

"I'll tell you if I ever need to." He answered her with a grin as they walked down the street arm in arm turning quite a few heads. "As it is now you don't need to know."

"So how did you know about us?" she asked seeing if he had some sort of network to learn about them.

"T.V." he replied simply nearly causing her to trip as she looked at him in disbelief. "No really." He stated noting her gaze.

"Do I even want to know?" she asked as they turned a corner.

"Probably not." He answered just as concise as she had been. "Humans seem to have trouble grasping our technologies anyways." He admitted as they arrived at a nice hotel. "Oh? Seems like a nice place." He stated allowing Nabiki to breathe a little easier. "Well then I'll see you around Nabiki-chan"

"Don't call me chan!" she shouted out of instinct only to freeze as she covered her mouth fearfully.

"Who are you to give me orders?" Naruto asked as he gazed at her as if he were about to reduce her to ashes causing her to step back involuntarily. "WELL?" he whispered though the word thundered in Nabiki's head.

Whimpering in fear Nabiki raised her hands over her head to protect herself as he raised his hand as if to strike her. Only, he didn't as she suddenly felt herself being lifted up by the scruff of her neck. "I think a date would be an acceptable compensation for your transgression right?"

Nabiki eyes wide frantically shook her head. "NO! I mean… uh…wouldn't you prefer money?" she asked desperately noting that no one was around to hear her scream if things got worse. As if to answer her question Naruto pulled out his wallet and showed her it's contents. "Whoa…" she muttered unable to say anything else as she tried to calculate the amount he was carrying. "That's enough to settle all of our debts, the Saotomes' debts and there'd still be enough to live like a king for over five years." Realizing that he didn't need money she chuckled nervously "Any other alternatives?" she asked hopefully already knowing he was generally a very forgiving demon.

Naruto smirked as he seemed to think about it though he never set her down. "I can think of one…" he said seeing if she'd agree before he finished. 'Oh? She still has the mental capability to think ahead.' He noted as he continued "But it involves the bedroom, handcuffs, whips, whipped cream, and chocolate."

Nabiki had been gaining hope when he said there was an alternative but once she heard it… her mind froze trying to process it before she rapidly shook her head. "A date is fine!" she blurted out trying to shake the images away as he chuckled and set her down.

"Glad we could come to an agreement." He stated as he turned to walk into the building. "Sunday around…noon?" he asked only to receive a nod in return "Ciao for now little lady." He called out as the doors closed behind him.

Nabiki slowly turned around and made a beeline straight towards her house where she could sit and calm herself down from the terrifying experience she had just been subjugated to. "Dealing with a demon am I crazy?" she asked herself as she entered the house.

"Possibly." Turning her head Nabiki nodded in greetings towards her older sister who was sitting on the stairs chores apparently done for the day. "I take it things didn't go smoothly?" Kasumi asked as she stood up and walked over to her sister.

"You could say that…" Nabiki began as she shivered "I ended up agreeing to a date with him after I accidentally ordered him not to do something." She shivered again it beats the alternative anyways."

Kasumi worried by her sister's uncharacteristic nervousness decided she'd better ask "What was the alternative?"

Nabiki calmed herself down as she ran a hand through her shot brown hair. "He didn't give any definite answer…" she paused debating whether or not she should answer. "But he did say that it involved handcuffs, whips, whipped cream and chocolate."

"Oh my." Kasumi muttered as she blushed at the image Nabiki's words had given her. "How dirty." She muttered again as she held a hand to her mouth.

"So how did things here end up?" Nabiki asked switching the topic of conversation.

Kasumi wiped her hands on her apron with a sigh "After the two of you left all of the girls left as well. Ranma-kun went up to his room to meditate and Akane-chan should be breaking bricks right now.

With Ranma

Ranma was sitting in the lotus position going over what had just happened. "Blonde haired demon named Naruto…Che…punk was strong." He muttered to himself going over the fight. "But he seemed to know how to deal with girls…or at least Nabiki…maybe he could help me sort this crazy arranged marriage thing out."

Thinking about it Ranma snorted "Yeah like he'd help, he'd probably find it amusing." Sighing Ranma relaxed his posture and rubbed his head "Wonder which demon he is." He muttered to himself as he stared at the ceiling. Suddenly he noticed that the roof was moving as he groaned. "Not again." And prepared to fight off his father once more.

With Ukyo

Ukyo angrily served her customers scaring poor Konatsu who made a point out of staying out of Ukyo's range of sight. "Ukyo-sama." The gender challenged boy whimpered as she angrily served up another okonomiyaki.

"KONATSU!" Ukyo yelled causing the poor ninja to jump in fright.

"HAI UKYO-SAMA!" he shouted in such a high pitched voice it sounded more like a squeak than anything else.

"Do you know anyway to fight a demon?" she asked as she closed up the shop. "The stupid freak summoned one to fight us but it turned on him and is now staying at one of the hotels around the area."

Konatsu blinked in surprise. "Eh?" he asked not sure he heard that right. "Did you say there's a demon staying at a hotel in the area?" he asked again for conformation. When Ukyo nodded he sighed heavily "What type?" he asked hoping against all hope it wasn't who he thought it was.

"Well he said he was part of the Kitsune clan…" Konatsu winced "He has blonde hair…" cue another wince. "Three whisker marks on each cheek." Another wince "and his name's Naruto." Cue, face plant. "Konatsu?"

Face still on the ground Konatsu mumbled "Shishou…why are you here?"

Ukyo pulled him up "Did you say something just now?" she asked with narrowed eyes.

Rapidly shaking his head Konatsu quickly diverted her attention with a battle plan. "You could always try Ramen…I heard that Kitsune love Ramen with fried tofu in it."

Ukyo made a noise of disappointment as she released her waiter. "Damn I'm not so good with Ramen…" she muttered darkly as she bit her nails. "Oh I got it!" and with that said she rushed into her personal kitchen to prepare her special batter.

Konatsu watched his mistress work fearfully praying for his own safety if she ever found out his relation to the said demon she wanted to fight.

With Shampoo

Shampoo walked into the cat café with a slight grumble. "Great-grandmother?" she called out in her native tongue.

The old woman made her way into the room atop her staff with a curious gaze "What is it child it's rare for you to speak our tongue on Japanese soil." Seeing Shampoo's gaze elsewhere the aged woman made her way to her grandchild's side and placed a hand on her shoulder. "What's wrong?" she asked.

Shampoo stared forward for a bit before speaking "Stupid Happy summoned a demon today." She stated causing the older woman to frown. "But the demon turned on him saying that it had no obligation to aid Happy." Cologne smiled a bit seeing Happosai get what he deserved. "But now demon is staying at a hotel in Nerima." Cologne's smile vanished completely.

"That is troubling indeed. Did Muko-dono try to fight it?" she asked frown deepening when Shampoo nodded her head.

Reverting back to Japanese Shampoo spoke "Shampoo, Airen, Spatula Girl, Home Wrecker, and Crazy Girl all try fight demon he toss us around like pillows."

Cologne rubbed her chin in thought. "Seems a mighty opponent has stepped forward. Did it say what it wanted?" she asked turning towards her granddaughter. "Something it wanted to accomplish maybe?"

Shampoo nodded her head again. "Amusement." She replied "Demon bored so demon want find something interesting to do." Taking a seat the Chinese girl sighed with a frown marring her features. "Was fox demon Shampoo think." She stated after a while.

Cologne nodded her head. "Try Ramen with fried tofu they love it." She paused trying to remember something. "Oh yeah…be careful with the fried tofu the effects vary from fox to fox." She warned the younger girl who eagerly headed into the kitchen to make some noodles.

With Kodachi

"Sasuke!" Kodachi called as she walked around the Kuno manor. "Get out here right now Sasuke!"

"You called Kodachi-sama?" the diminutive ninja asked as he appeared next to her in a kneeling position. "How may be of service to you today?"

"Tell me how much about demons do you know?" she asked never breaking stride. "One showed up today and I want to recruit it to my cause." She suddenly broke out into maniacal laughter causing Sasuke to flinch.

"I know some…rumors to their personality." He offered weakly fearing that it wouldn't please her. 'I also know one personally.' He thought to himself though he kept that a secret.

"Well then out with it!" she roared brandishing her ribbon. "Or shall I order your meals to be reduced…again?"

Sasuke winced but quickly began talking. "Well the demons I know the best are the demon foxes." He began catching Kodachi's attention immediately. "While they vary from fox to fox, in general they're more concerned with having a good time than anything else, they like to play pranks but they don't like liars. When playing pranks they trick the people being pranked by telling them half truths or being vague. They also value loyalty and spirit. Or so they say."

Kodachi nodded her head. "So in order to sway one to my cause I need to prove my own loyalty to my subordinates and simply need to avoid lying." She stated causing Sasuke to sweat drop.

"Well I suppose so." He mumbled thinking that she wouldn't have a chance in hell of convincing any demon to work for her. 'You keep thinking that Kodachi-sama, I already left my way out of that by saying so they say'

Back with Naruto

"ACHOO!" Naruto in the middle of a nice dinner sneezed as the waiter asked him if he wanted dessert.

"A cold sir?" the waiter asked offering him a tissue. "Perhaps you'd like a cup of tea?" he suggested as he pulled out pen and paper.

"Ah I'll have green tea thank you but I think someone was talking about me." He answered happily. "By the way I'll have a slice of that heaven's delight cake you have."

The waiter smiled as he jotted it all down. "A fine choice sir." He noted that Naruto suddenly shivered. "Are you sure it's not a cold sir?" he asked handing the order off to a rookie. "Make sure the kitchen gets that." He whispered into the rookie's ear

Naruto waved it off. "Yeah just means some someone is trying to come up with a way to make me miserable, nothing I can't handle."

"If you say so sir." The waiter intoned as he left to tend the other customers.

"Nabiki was right this place is nice." Naruto mumbled as he looked around the fancy restaurant. "I guess I'll tone down the teasing one Sunday." He muttered as he leaned back in his chair. "Well whatever…this is Nerima weird shit always happens. Besides I'm sure we all came to a clear understanding before I left the dojo."

End

Well I hope this is okay, I'm actually not sure what I want to do with this right now. Especially since I want to stall a bit before getting the Senshi involved.

Anyways be sure to tell me what you think.