Alright everyone here is the next chapter of my story Summons one half! As a reminder, the main crossover is Ranma and Naruto Sailor moon isn't supposed to play a major role in all of this. Sure her group is important for a big part of the story but it is only for that part.

"Speech"

'Thoughts'

"Demon and techniques"

I don't own any Anime that appears in this story.

Last time

Naruto waved it off. "Yeah just means some someone is trying to come up with a way to make me miserable, nothing I can't handle."

"If you say so sir." The waiter intoned as he left to tend the other customers.

"Nabiki was right this place is nice." Naruto mumbled as he looked around the fancy restaurant. "I guess I'll tone down the teasing one Sunday." He muttered as he leaned back in his chair. "Well whatever…this is Nerima weird shit always happens. Besides I'm sure we all came to a clear understanding before I left the dojo."

Tofu mishaps

Naruto was ambling towards the Tendo dojo intent on killing time just hanging with Ranma, his line of thinking was that Ranma was never bored. "Seriously there's never a shortage of people looking for a fight around him." He mused as he walked up to the door and knocked. "Hello?" he called out. "Is Ranma home?"

Slowly the door opened and Kasumi poked her head out. "Naruto-san…sorry Ranma is at school right now." She explained with a bow of the head. "It's Furinkan High so it shouldn't be hard to find."

Naruto nodded his head in thanks as she closed the door. "Furinkan eh?" he mused as he started to amble away. "Seems interesting." He stated as he continued to walk. He stopped walking when a slight buzzing in his pocket caught his attention. "Huh…did I have one of these when I showed up here?" he wondered aloud as he opened the phone and held it to his ear. "Hello?" he asked carelessly.

"Naruto…where the fuck are you?" a rather irritated sounding voice asked as Naruto idly scratched his cheek wondering just how he was going to explain this.

"Eh" he offered signifying his confusion.

"Never mind I just got the letter dimension Ran-Sen-Ten001…well now just don't fight the Sailor Senshi and we won't have any problems; got that?" the person on the other side of the line asked the background noise of an office space filling the silence.

"Yeah I got it." Naruto replied as he held the phone away from his ear and snapped it shut. "Ran-Sen-Ten001 eh?" he mused as he continued walking. "Let's see Ran for Ranma, Sen must be for Senshi or Sailor Senshi in this case…and Ten…Tenchi?" he eventually shrugged "Eh no concern of mine." He figured as he arrived at Furinkan high school.

"Naruto?" turning towards the voice Naruto waved "What are you doing here?" Ranma asked as he walked up to the blonde apparently having been driven off by Akane's normal attempts at cooking.

"Was bored so I decided to drop by" Naruto stated as he looked around. "Shouldn't you be in class though?" he wondered aloud seeing no other kids in the area. "Yard seems empty."

Ranma shrugged his shoulders. "It's safer inside usually." He admitted with a careless shrug of the shoulders. Ranma seemed to pause in thought as Naruto continued to look around looking for something of interest. "By the way…do you have any advice on my fiancé situation?" Ranma asked out of the blue.

Naruto slowly turned back towards Ranma with a raised eyebrow. "No…not really." He admitted. "Normally I'd say take them all but well…I can see why that doesn't work for you." He explained as he leaned against the wall.

"Yeah I guess…" Ranma began before he heard the shout of "SAOTOME RANMA PREPARE TO DIE!" "Be right back." Ranma grunted as he somersaulted away just as Ryouga hit the ground shattering it; sending debris everywhere. "Can't you see I was talking to someone Ryouga?" he asked casually as Ryouga glared at him from the newly formed crater.

"Shut up Ranma you made Akane-san cry again!" he roared as he jumped at him threatening with his overweight umbrella. "Now sit still and take your beating like a man!"

Ranma stuck his tongue out "No way!" he called out as he nimbly weaved his way around the powerful strikes of the lost boy. "Who'd want to eat Akane's cooking?" he asked causing Naruto who was still leaning against the wall to raise an eyebrow.

"Is it really that bad?" Naruto wondered aloud as he folded his arms and closed his eyes in thought. "She must get the ingredients confused or something." He concluded as the two exchanged more words (Read: insults) as they traded blows, or rather Ryouga would try to hit Ranma only to get hit one-hundred times by Ranma's superior speed.

"Hold still you coward!" Ryouga roared as he started to gather Chi in preparation for a ShiShi Hokodan blast.

Ranma scowled as he suddenly entered Ryouga's guard and struck his chin hard enough to stagger the lost boy. "Don't go flinging that around the school!" he shouted as he took the boy's legs out from under him causing Ryouga to land painfully on the ground. "What are you thinking?" he asked as he stepped on Ryouga's chest.

"I was thinking to finally beat you're no good, two timing face in!" Ryouga roared as he tried to get up only for Ranma to stomp on his chest harshly, forcing the air from his lungs. "Gah!"

Ranma glared down at him twisting his foot to drive in his point "I ain't two timing her you idiot I've never done anything like she thinks I've done!" he was fuming now as he kicked Ryouga one last time before walking away. Naruto seeing nothing else to do followed after him.

"Anger management problems much." Naruto stated off handily as he caught up with the pig-tailed martial artist's angered stride as he left the school grounds. "Yeah…you really need to find yourself a girl dude." Naruto concluded as he placed his hands behind his head. "Trust me it helps to calm the mind a lot."

Ranma glared at Naruto and continued walking. "You don't have to deal with what I have to." He muttered dejectedly as he hopped onto the fence and continued walking. "Everyday I have to deal with the girls trying to "win my heart" Tch it's annoying!" Ranma ranted as he waved his arms around for emphasis.

Naruto chuckled "Maa…it's not so bad I think." He stated causing Ranma to whip his head towards the blonde. "Personally I think you're lucky, so many pretty girls trying to win your affection, the only reason they're trying so hard is because you're indecisive…just be firm in your choice and…watch out for that…" there was a loud splash as Ranma accidentally stepped on loose fencing and fell into the water. "Loose fence…" Naruto finished lamely as he hopped onto the fence and looked down at Ranma's girl form as she pulled herself out of the water.

"Don't you dare laugh at me whiskers" Ranma growled as Naruto smirked down at her. "I don't care if you're a fucking demon or not I will destroy you."

Naruto grinned "Why Ranma-chan you're so wet, do you need my help?" he joked as he hopped off the fence just as Ranma launched herself out of the water and back onto the fence.

"You want to say that again jackass?" she shouted as she shook her fist at him with an angry stare.

Naruto laughed as he held up his two hands in a placating gesture "Maa…you should probably go change…" he stated as he pointed out that her blouse was wet. "I can see them." He muttered as he stared her in the eyes.

Turning red in the face both from anger and embarrassment Ranma scowled and darted away to go change into a pair of dry clothing. Chuckling Naruto continued walking only to be interrupted by the sound of a bicycle coming from above him. "What the…?" Naruto wondered aloud as he turned around…and got a face full of tire. As the bicycle fell away from his face it was revealed that Naruto had a large red tire mark in the middle of his face "…Ow"

"Aiya…Shampoo sorry." The purple haired Amazon warrior stated as she held out a delivery box. "As apology Shampoo give Ramen." She declared opening the box and showing Naruto the contents.

Naruto happily took the ramen and began to eat the salty noodles sitting down on the side of the road as he did so. "So what do I owe the pleasure?" he asked through a mouthful of noodles, his cheeks taking on an odd tinge of pink as he ate.

Shampoo clapped her hands together and smiled "Shampoo want help with Airen." She replied giddily as she began nodding her head. "Fox help now yes?" she asked staring at him. "Fox?" turning her full attention onto Naruto she sweat dropped upon realizing that he was passed out and that somehow he had removed half of his clothing in the process. "What happen?" she wondered as she picked him up and made her way back to the Nekohaten. "Great-grandmother something happen!" she called out as she entered the shop.

Cologne poked her head out of the kitchen in curiosity. "What happened dear?" she called out as she hopped into the room. "Oh my." She murmured as she saw the half naked and unconscious Naruto draped over her great granddaughter's shoulder. "The fired tofu?" she asked raising an eyebrow.

"Shampoo think so." The younger girl replied as she set him down none too gently before seating herself. "Now what great-grandmother?" she asked as she turned her attention to the unconscious demon.

"We wait dear." Cologne answered as she made her way back into the Kitchen "and I'll make us some food." Nodding in understanding Shampoo went about her chores all the while keeping an eye on the blonde demon fast asleep at one of the tables for the café.

When Naruto awoke it was to the smell of his favorite food, ramen. "Who's making the ramen?" he asked groggily as he sat up right. "Where am I?"

"The Nekohaten" Cologne answered him as she hopped into view. "My great granddaughter brought you in after you fell asleep after eating the ramen she made for you." She then handed him his clothing "You took them off after eating the tofu." She explained seeing his odd stare.

Naruto scratched his head in thought. "I fell asleep after eating ramen?" he muttered more to himself than anyone else. "Was it the tofu?" he questioned curiously as he placed a hand on his chin in thought.

Shampoo chose that moment to walk in before blinking in surprise. "Aiya demon woke up." She stated in her usual broken Japanese. "Demon no angry yes?" she asked as she stared at Naruto half expecting him to attack her.

Naruto waved her off casually as he continued to think on what had put him to sleep. "Fried tofu doesn't usually put me to sleep." He muttered to himself as he began to pace around the room a bit. "Was I tired or something?" he wondered aloud causing the two amazons to glance at each other in confusion.

"Fox…are you listening to us?" Cologne asked as causing Naruto to stop pacing as he turned towards them.

"Huh?"

Shampoo palmed her face, "Demon help Shampoo yes?" she asked as she sat down at a table.

Naruto considered it briefly "With what?" he asked eventually as he sat down the mystery of his sudden sleeping bout forgotten at the moment.

Cologne hopped over and sat down near her granddaughter. "We would like you to aid her in wooing Ranma." She began causing Naruto to raise an eyebrow. "As it is Muko-dono shows little to no interest in any of his suitors and we'd like you to tip it towards Shampoo's favor."

Naruto scratched his head. "Why not just ask him out without trying to drug him or whatever else you've tried before?" Naruto shrugged his shoulders as he thought a bit more. "I mean as it is I don't think he trusts any of you since every single one of you has tried various underhanded methods to convince him to marry you. He needs someone he can trust right now."

Shampoo nodded her head as she left the room, more than likely to try and think of a new plan. Cologne shook her head "That girl, always in a rush. Anyways thank you for your advice to her."

Naruto shook his head "It was nothing I'm going to leave now see you around." With that said he walked out of the restaurant and headed off in a random direction no intention clear in his mind.

Suddenly he lashed out with his hand to grab in incoming projectile. "Okonomiyaki?" he wondered as he sniffed it a bit before shoving it into his mouth. "Not bad." He muttered as he licked his fingers clean. "Why was there tofu on it though?" he asked aloud as he turned towards a shadowed tree. "Konatsu what was that all about?"

Stepping out of the shadows Konatsu sheepishly grinned as he rubbed his head. "Well…Ukyo-sama wanted your help and asked what was a good way to convince a demon to help her." He trailed off seeing as his explanation had cleared everything up for Naruto. "I thought fried tofu had odd effects on Kitsune youkai." He stated as he tilted his head.

Naruto nodded his head "It did…I'm seeing everything in thermal vision right now." He grunted as he rubbed his eyes trying to get them back to normal. "You know what…just because of this I'm not helping her out today." He grumbled as the patch of body heat that was Konatsu shifted around.

Konatsu sighed "Very well I'll tell her that." He stated as he vanished. Naruto sighed as he turned around. "Get out here Sasuke." He muttered tiredly as the diminutive ninja popped out from behind a bush. "You'd better not be here on the account of someone else in order to bribe me with food."

"Err." Sasuke muttered as he swiftly hid the bowl of noodles behind his back. "Of course not Naruto why would I do that?" he asked nervously as he began to inch away from the blonde. "Now if you'll excuse me I have to be somewhere else." With that he vanished in the same manner as Konatsu.

"Ah seriously what the hell Thermal vision is such a hassle!" Naruto moaned as he carefully made his way away from the city in order to get away from all of the bright patches of heat that emitted from the various appliances.

"Ara Youkai-san what are you doing out here?" The voice of one Tendo Kasumi asked as she approached him cautiously, wary that he may lash out.

"Kasumi?" Naruto asked as he turned towards her and saw a patch of heat the vaguely resembled her form. "What are you doing out here?" he asked as he rubbed his eyes in annoyance.

Kasumi smiled demurely as she held up a shopping bag filled with groceries. "I'm heading home after shopping for dinner." She answered softly. "Would you like some?" she asked as she stepped forward towards her home which was passed Naruto's current position.

Naruto smiled "Sure, I'd love some; honestly I'm still hungry even though the other girls have been trying to convince me to help them by bribing me with food." Smiling at the sound of Kasumi's laughter Naruto simply fell into step with her as she led him towards her home. As the two walked idle chit-chat ensued as Naruto humored Kasumi with the happenings of the day earning him many more of Kasumi's soft giggles that just seemed to warm everyone's heart.

Soon enough they were at the door of the Tendo house and Kasumi invited him inside. "Make yourself comfortable Naruto; dinner won't be ready for a while." With that said Kasumi bowed to him and disappeared into the kitchen to prepare the evening meal.

Naruto smiled as he made his way towards the family room where he knew the most heat sources would likely be. "Stupid thermal vision." He muttered angrily as he entered the room catching the attention of Ranma who was watching T.V.

"Naruto what are you doing here?" The pig tailed fighter asked as he turned around in his seat.

Naruto shrugged "Was bored." He stated causing Ranma to roll his eyes. "Oh yeah…before I forget, the girls were trying to bribe me on how to get you." Ranma instantly perked up as he turned his full attention onto the blonde demon. "Shampoo might try a normal approach now while the others were too bothersome for me to help."

Ranma sighed "How did that happen?" he asked scratching his head slowly.

Naruto shrugged "Ukyo's food gave me thermal vision while Shampoo's knocked me out." He stated nonchalantly. "Shampoo's was less bothersome." Naruto admitted as Ranma stared at him with something akin to surprise.

"What's this about Shampoo being less bothersome?" the voice of Nabiki asked as she walked into the room only to pause upon seeing Naruto. "Oh…it's you." She muttered quietly to herself as she looked away from the blonde towards Ranma who shrugged.

"Nabiki-chan that's so mean!" Naruto mock cried as he held his hands over his heart in an overly dramatic pose. He was promptly ignored by the middle daughter of the Tendo household.

"Ranma what's this about you hanging around Shampoo?" Akane shouted as she charged into the room mallet at the ready.

"Whoa! Hang on there Akane I didn't do anything with Shampoo today!" Ranma shouted as he jumped away as he waved his arms in defense. "That was Naruto!" Naruto shrugged his shoulders, causing Akane to relax slightly as she glared at both men.

"Alright what are you two perverts up to?" she growled as she gave them both the evil eye. Ranma and Naruto both had beads of sweat forming on the top of their heads as they considered Akane's question.

"You know Akane…that isn't really the smartest thing to say to any demon." Ranma pointed out as he gestured towards Naruto with his thumb. "I mean they might not like it." He continued as Naruto smiled at her causing Akane to blink in surprise.

Naruto shook his head slowly "Oh I don't mind at all Ranma…not…at…all" he stated as his visage started to darken even though the smile never left his face. "In fact I the degree to which I don't care is so vast that if you call me a pervert one more time I WON'T strip you in front of the entire student body of Furinkan high school and then sell pictures everywhere else." By the time he finished speaking Akane was thoroughly frightened of the blonde demon as she shrank away from him. "I'm glad we came to this understanding Akane." Naruto stated as he placed his hands together as he laid his cheek upon them looking as innocent as a young child.

Nabiki shivered "Now THAT is how to scare someone." She muttered loud enough for everyone to hear.

Ranma chuckled nervously as he rubbed the back of his head. "Yeah…where is Oyaji and Tendo-san?" he asked hoping to change the topic and disperse the awkwardness in the air.

"Oh they're meeting someone out of town tonight." Kasumi stated as she walked into the room carrying to dishes of food which she gently set on the table before heading back into the kitchen for the rice cooker. Once she was back with cooker in arm she gestured for everyone to sit down as she served them all their food.

"Thank you Kasumi." Naruto stated as he accepted the offered food. "Don't mind me asking but…is there any fried tofu in this?" he asked curiously as he sniffed it unable to smell the bean curd.

Kasumi smiled at him "Yes there is, is that a problem?" she asked as her smile lessened, fearful that he may not like it.

Naruto saw her face and quickly warded off her worries "No not at all it's just well…fried tofu has odd effects on Kitsune." He admitted as he sniffed it again. "Though we like the stuff a lot." He mused as he grabbed a chunk of food and placed it in his mouth. "It's good." He managed to say between mouthfuls as he started to eat at a quicker pace.

Kasumi smiled as she watched her guest enjoy her cooking "I'm glad you enjoy it." She stated as she bowed her head. Unknown to either one of them, as Naruto ate a light blue string started forming between his own body and Kasumi's. Sharing looks the three younger teens debated whether or not they should stop the blonde from eating anymore. In the in their decision was made for them when the string connected the two together.

Ranma glanced at Nabiki "That can't be good." He muttered softly so that she could here him.

Nabiki nodded her head in agreement. "Naruto…there is some sort of string attached to you and Onee-chan." She announced as she pointed it out. "Is that a good thing?"

Naruto stopped eating and glanced down at the string that was attached to his neck like a leash and followed it back to Kasumi's right hand where it seemed to end though Kasumi was only just now noticing it as well. "Oh hell." He muttered as realization hit him. "Uh Kasumi could you try to leave the room I want to see something." He asked as he watched in trepidation as the confused girl nodded her head and got up to leave the room.

As Kasumi walked away the string started to lose its slack as it extended and when it was fully extended it started to pull Naruto with it. "Oh my, it's attached the two of us together it seems." Kasumi murmured as she held a hand to her mouth.

"I'll say…I can't even resist the pull." Naruto muttered as he drummed his fingers on the ground, having been pulled from his seat by Kasumi's short walk. "It looks like we'll be stuck like this for a while Kasumi sorry about this."

Ranma palmed his face "Why does all the weird shit happen around us?" he asked in an annoyed voice as the other two sisters nodded in agreement as they sighed as yet another odd happening befell their family.

End

Alright sorry it took so long for this one, but I had AP testing so I was busy. Anyways feel free to tell me what worked what didn't and whatnot.

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