Hiya There, Rocky Here~! This chapter came out longer than I suspected... I'm sorry.
This is a much funnier chapter, I find.
AND BEWARE OF THE SLIGHTLY PERVERTED SCENE NEAR THE END. IF YOU ARE AFRAID OF PERVERTED SCENES, AVERT YOUR VIRGIN EYES!
it's not even that perverted, it's just sexy.
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN VOCALOID, UTAU, FANMADES, OR MUDKIP~~~~~
ENJOY!
Rin's P.O.V.
I never thought that I would see the day. Miku was on her knees, begging Len to go out with Tei. She pleaded for a good ten minutes now, her eyes were watering up and she drew a crowd that circled us. She's an attention grabber, but I didn't know that she was this desperate! Len just looked down upon, lazily eyed, I could tell he was already getting bored of her.
"Miku, I'm going to be late for class because of you. See ya later." he complained as he attempted to make a step away from that crazy diva, but she then threw her arms and grasped onto his legs, preventing him from moving anywhere.
"Please Len, she's actually a sweet girl!" she cried. Literally. Len sighed.
"Miku, you're starting to annoy me."
Uh oh. Len is not following what I told him to! I don't want her to humiliate herself, she will definitley kick herself in the shin later!
"Len." I coughed. When I recieved his fullest attention, I winked to remind him of what I told him to do last night. He rolled his eyes and crouched down to Miku, their noses were barely apart.
"And I.." he glanced at me swiftly, then looked back at the tealette, "Somehow..." he leaned in closer to hold up Miku by the chin to rub noses, then he continued "Find that... Attractive" he gulped, lying. For any girl who was just watching Len work his magic on Miku, they just died of a heart attack. For some, they wanted Miku to die. Meh, what can I say? Either way it goes, both sides are crazy fangirls. Speaking of crazy fangirls,and crazy Len fangirls to pinpoint, I wonder what Tei is up to now. Well, considering of what stage Miku is in right at this very moment, Tei must have said something really threatning to her, so it's safer if I just don't find out.
"ARE YOU CRAZY?" Miku interrogated "DATE TEI! LOVE HER BACK!" she pleaded.
"Miku, I love you!" Len told.
SMACK! Miku just smacked Len across the face and then she ran for her sweet life. Len stared back at the crazy Diva, then faced me. He did not seem impressed. I shrugged, why does Miku want him to date Tei again? Miku and her crazy philosophies...
"Rin, she slapped me. Clearly, she doesn't like me either." he said casually. "Can we stop this... Game? It's driving me nuts already!"
"But Len, if you don't convince her to like you..." I paused out of nowhere. I can't tell him the truth, or else Miku would be even more humiliated.
"What?" he asked skeptically.
"Bad things will happen." I assured him, when I'm not sure myself. He stared at me, eyes slanted. He doesn't buy it.
"For me, please?" I begged. That was my final option, as stupid as it is. I buldged out my eyes and hung out my bottom lip; that has to work!
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"... Fine."
"YAY!" I cheered. I ran up to him to hold him a tight squeeze. "You're the BEST brother in the world~!" I sang.
"Rin, you have to do me a favour though." he said.
"What's that~?"
"Smile. Smile like when we were kids. Like you are now. And if what I do makes you smile, I'll do what you need me to do, endlessly."
Smile? That wouldn't be so hard. He always says that to me anyway. He always wants me to smile. I swear, if Len isn't the best brother in the world, then the best one is imaginary.
I love my brother~!
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I sat beside Luka again in third period class. She seems a little restless right now, like she stayed up all night. I wonder why.
"Hey Luka." I began. Luka slowly turned to me and flashed me a soft smile. She was always so much more prettier than me, and smarter too. I feel as if I have to compete!
"Hello, Rin."
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"Rough night, huh Luka?" I assumed because of the way she looked.
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"Gumi's life is nice." Luka interrupted the silence between them. Pointing at Gumi. Why the heck did she just change the topic? I furrowed my eyebrows out of confusion. What does Gumi have to do with any of this?
"Why?" I asked.
"Gumi has nothing to stress over. No competing because no one wants compete with her. No girl-dramas because she wouldn't understand what is going on. A list of things." Luka explained. "And it's all because she's an idiot. I'm a little envious.". This seemed a little off from the Luka I know! I looked a little closer just to see if it was some creep dressing up as Luka.
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Oh, it was her alright! But she seems so out of character, it must be some evil twin sister she never told me about! She continued, not noticing my goofy inspection of her.
"But her stupidity... Makes her the smartest person I know..." she stated, leaving me to think: WTF!
"How is that?" I asked, waiting for a reasonable answer. I'm sorry Luka, that was a complete oxymoron and normally, those don't mean ANYTHING! Luka giggled sofly, curtious to answer. I forwarded my head, eager to hear it.
"Idiots can't understand our conversations. Therefore, they don't partake an interest in our type of conversations. Dramas are too complicated for them. So instead, they mind their own buisness." she that she mentions it, she has a good point. I glanced over to Gumi. She's so innocent, I'm happy for her... I don't talk to her as much... But maybe I could start, I miss sweet innocence... I should talk to Gumi more.
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Gumi's P.O.V
All of class, I couldn't pay attention... The theory of different colored snot amazes me. Iroha says it's not real and 'only idiots think that would be possible',but I think it could happen~! Class just ended right now and I'm eager to go and eat lunch. But I don't know who to sit with. I could sit at Miku's table if Miku doesn't tell me to go on another one of the many hikes she has always told me to go on. Or, I could sit at Miki's table if Mizki isn't embarassed of my existance. I can tell I'm not very liked. But why? I'm like all the rest of them! It doesn't bother me too much, I just find something to do when I'm alone. I glanced around the area, viewing everyone rush out of the room, but I hear footsteps coming my way. Ooh, company~! I saw a quick blur of yellow hair, it must have been Len. I didn't look too much, I was too focused on packing up. I can't multi-task that great, I'm not some sort of magician!
"Hey there Gumi~!" Len greeted as he stood beside my desk. Oh boy, it was either he had a sore throat, or he's losing puberty. He sounds really girly right now. Is going backwards in age periods possible? I think it is, I saw it on the T.V. once. Len must have been waiting for me to pack up my books.
"Hiya there, Len!" I greeted.
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"How could you get me confused with Len?"... So it wasn't Len... Well I'm sorry, stranger, people all look the same to me! My eyes trailed up from my bag to a fine pair of lady legs. What an accomplishment, Len!. My eyes continued trailing and I got caught off gaurd by what is apparently the girls uniform and his fine lady curves. Then I continued and spotted his per-usual princess-like made up face, his hair was down, his bangs were tamely kept in hair pins and a bow was in his hair. He was sure pretty~!
How could he say he's not Len, he looks like Len... Or maybe, Len changed so much, he must be ashamed to even be considered Len. That's something that I normally see on the movies; when the main character is ashamed of what he or she did in the past, so he or she gets a new identidy and starts life all over again. Or maybe Len realized that he was not a boy all along...
Hooray! Len has finally come down to her feminine side. I've never felt so proud, I've always known that Len was a beautiful woman, but girls kept on arguing with me. I can't wait to tell all of Len's lady friends! Yeah, and Ritsu now has someone who fully understands him. I knew that many small miracles would happen if Len only admitted that he was truly a she! Maybe he realizes that she was a she all along and hates to admit she thought she was a boy. So she could be hinting me to play along by saying that she isn't Len. I got'cha, 'Len-ette'!
"Hiya there, Lennette." I winked at the 'stranger'.
"Um, I'm not Len, or 'Lennette..." she said. Yeah, Lennette is too obvious.
"Penelope?" I guessed.
"No.." she corrected me. "I'm Rin, don't you remember me?"
"Not really." I admitted.
"I'm not Len. He's my twin brother." she explained... AH HA! I see what's going on right now! I've seen this on movies before. When the main character is trying to get out of trouble for something, so they claim they are the 'evil twin' of who they actually are. So right now: Len is disguised as this 'Rin' character, trying to get away from her terrible past, so Len claims she is Rin, Len's twin sister. It's making my brain hurt, but mind games make me smart. Right?
"Aw'righty then, Rin." I winked again. I now fully understand what's going on!
"No, Gumi, I'm actually Rin, Len's twin sister..." she said again... Oh... Drats... Well, I did not see that one coming...
"I didn't know that Len had a twin sist'ah." I confessed.
"No, Gumi. I sit at Miku's table, the one you sit at sometimes. You've met me before." her voice was starting to crack.
"... Don't ring a bell..."
"... Fine... Nevermind then..." she finished, she turned and headed off... Maybe that was 'Rin'. And maybe 'Rin' is actually Len's evil twin sister... I learned that from the movies, they are always right... Well, it seems as if she's hurt right now, I think it would be a better idea if I sit at Miki's table right now.
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Ritsu's P.O.V.
Okay, here I am now. Standing like a fool in front of the staff room door, waiting for my teacher, the one that I tortured yesterday. I am giving him a gift basket as an apology, which I bet he isn't going to forgive me. It's lunch period, so I hope I can get this over and done with. I feel as if I'm not going to enjoy my lunch period because I knocked on the door fifteen minutes ago, and no one is answering.
Miki, Ruko and Rook (for some reason...) hid behind a corner, watching me attempt to make up with my teacher. Miki signalled a thumbs up. She always has faith in me~! Ruko pleasurably watched me, probably fore-seeing the rejection and enjoying it. Rook... Hell, I have no idea what he's doing here...
I felt my knees twitch. He's probably going to not believe me. But, I am sorry and bullying people is a bad habit of mine. I then feel as if more people are watching me. I turn around to see Gakupo Kamui watching me... What the Hell is he doing here!
"Go for the gold, Ritsu~!" he whispered. His eyes popped open and lips curled outward. I swear, he looked like a tuna fish! Stupid fool. He doesn't even know what I'm doing right now.
"Whatever..." I sighed, urged to titty twist him right now, but Miki is eagerly wtching me. As I turned around, my knees started trembling.
There's more people here right now!
I turn around to check and hopefully prove my concience wrong... Oh it was right: Luki Megurine staring down at the tuna-looking Gakupo, scaring him half to death, I bet. My other friend, Luna Amane, was gawking at the size of the basket, some niners were there. I think they were... Oliver, Yukari, and what's her face... Oh yeah, Aoki Lapis. They gawked at the delicacies in the basket. It isn't for them, and Taya Suone gazed lazily at it licking his lips. I could tell Iroha was watching me from the corner of her eye as she coldly passed by me. Creepy. Again, I want to hurt them all so badly right now, but Miki is right, there... I coiled away irritably. I hate being stared at. What, they have never seen a boy dressed as a girl before? Piko Utatane is a prime time example, am I right?
There's a whole crowd now.
I turned back. There was a crowd: Haku Yowane and Neru Akita stared at me, Kagami Kawaiine (oh, how EVERYONE wants to punch her in the face.), Defoko and Momo stopped their rambling just to watch me, a mudkip, Big-Al and Sweet Ann, Psychotic Psycho, and too many people I can't count, all of them were talking about me carrying that gift basket It was crowded, noisy and the air was getting dry. The amount of bodies in the room is making me dizzy, and I don't like being dizzy... I spinned and huffed in to tell everyone to screw themselves.
"Ritsu, do you need anything?"
That was Mr. Hiyama's sweet voice that called me. I felt surrounded and it was starting to get really uncomfortable. I then crept over, directing myself to face him. Feeling my cheeks flare and my heart pound. There was still too many people, but they all watched in complete silence. I hate that. I gazed into his sweet hazel eyes again. So sincere.
"I'm sorry." I whispered softly. He leaned in closer, the scent of his fragrance is lingering in my nose. My heart is now thundering in my chest. My arms were pulsing, knees were shaking vigorously.
"Pardon, Ritsu?" he asked again, "We can talk about anything. No need to be shy." He assured sweetly. The noises in the room dimmed down into dead silence. Here I am right now:
Mr. Hiyama is so close to me right now, I have a crowd of creeps, and Miki, watching my every move, completely silent, so I know they are paying attention. This makes me feel sick, I don't like feeling sick.
WHACK!
With all my might, I whipped the basket across his once-was-sweet face. I let the intimidation get to me again.
"I'M SORRY!" I cried, dropping the basket and running off from the knocked down-new teacher, over to Rook.
WHAM!
"IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!" I cried again, throwing my fist into his face. As expected, Rook gave me no reaction, he's probably going to cry out of pain two days later.
Now I am running away from the whole crowd. Sounds of chatter swifty rise again.
"Ritsu!" I heard Miki call. I don't want to deal with her right now. She's probably very mad at me. I kept on running and running and- I went flying.
THUD!
Ouch! I tripped. I struggled to lift myself off the ground. My body was stinging from the sudden hit. I rotated my head enough to check what tripped me. Or who tripped me...
Iroha. With her foot sticking out. She tripped me.
"You really are hopeless." she stated, taunting me. Grinning her cheshire cat smile. "I thought you were actually an obsticle. I was wrong." she ambled over to me and squatted down so that she could whisper.
"She's mad at you. Do you think you have the guts to apologize?"
No. I don't. Iroha scared me out of it. I got up to brush myself of the dust. I sighed heavily and sprinted on past her. Trying to ignore her vicious glare. I don't know what she's talking about. She always likes to bother me when Miki is not looking, plainly because she is a super clingy loser who is envious when Miki decides to have a social life. She always says things like 'I've got my eye on you, Namine.' or she may say 'you're nothing but a jerk who likes twisting nipples'. But now, she's just bullying me! I sprinted and sprinted and-
BUMP!
Ow... Who could've I bumped into now? I analyzed the room, seeing Mrs. Sohma knocked to the ground, her papers scattered everywhere.
I'm in trouble now...
I watched her lift herself up. It terrified me a little bit because I knew what's happening next.
"Hey Ritsu," she called as she rose up, "I was looking all over for you.". She did not sound impressed. I gulped down the urge to just runaway. I know what's happening next.
"Yeah?" I nodded pretending not to know what's going on. I know for sure.
"Apparnetly, there's some talk that you assaulted a teacher. Is this true?" she asked. I saw this coming.
"Yes, mam. I whipped the basket against his face." I confessed. Her eyebrows cringed down, reddening, and she snatched me by the wrist, dragging me over to the Detention Hall-AGAIN!
Oh yeah. How predictable.
All I can do is pray that Miki isn't too mad at me.
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Iroha's P.O.V.
Iroha: 1, Ritsu: 0.
Winning~!
I strolled down the hallway to find Miki for the rest of lunch... And there she was: as beautiful as ever. Talking with Ruko (who I don't mind as much as the chimera, her chimera pervert brother, the yandere and especially that trap!) and Gakupo (probably telling him to get lost, or something.) She stands out so much. My wee little heart flutters it's wings just thinking about her, seeing her, and someday, I might be able to kiss her~!
Maybe One Day.
"Miki~!" I called cheerfully. She glanced up... She looked a little moarnful. Poor girl. I better go apologize before Ritsu does. I only want things to be like they were before that stupid argument. And plus, the closer I get to her as I get closer to Mr. Hiyama, the more faster she will become jealous. Am I not correct? I approached Miki, slowly in a rythmic pace.
"Miki." I whispered
"Iroha, I-"
"No, Miki. I'm sorry. I just don't want you to get hurt." I interrupted.
She smiled her pricess-like smile, soft like a princess. I love that.
"Iroha, I'm sorry." she apologized.
"I know you get worried, and I shouldn't have argued like that." she told. What an angel-My angel-My-
"But still, it's not right on how you treat the Vippers. Be nicer to them, please."
... Operation SF-A2 Ice Mountain is going to be more harder then I thought... You know: On how I'm going to get Miki and Mr. Hiyama to like me. And to get Miki to like me more, it seems as if I need to be nicer to the Vippers...
Challenge Accepted.
And if your wondering about the name of the operation. I needed some sort of important sounding name, and SF-A2 sounds important and kind of reminds me of Miki. I don't know it does... I guess the 'F' in 'SF-A2' reminded me of her last name 'Furuwaka'. If you catch my drift. Ice mountain came was inspired by that giant bowl of ice-cream that we had at Yuuma's 7th birthday party. That icecream, I shall never forget. Ever.
"Okie, dokie~!" I chirped, even though I hate the idea of being nice to Ritsu. I enjoyed watching a gorgeous smile spread across her face as she ran towards me and scooped me into a hug.
Iroha: 2, Ritsu: 0. Perfect~!
"Oh, thank you! I love you, Iroha!" she cheered... Wait a second... She. Loves. Me?
Iroha: (somewhere over 9000), Ritsu: still, that very lame zero that he deserves!
But, I know she didn't mean it like I would like her to. Someday, it WILL happen~!
"Love ya too~!" I beamed. I felt my face heat up and my heart pulse. I want to stay like this forever. I felt a certain hermaphrodite's odd-eyed gazed creep on to me. I gazed at a cocky Ruko, she seems as if she just figured out my girl-crush. Uh oh. I felt something run down my nose... Blood. Oh crap, I'm just as bad as Lily! I escaped Miki`s hold.
"See ya Miki!" I called as I ran off. I normally hate it when I bleed, I just don't like the sight of blood. It reminds me too much of me, my father, and a chair leg. But, for some reason,
It's the best I've ever had.
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Meiko's P.O.V.
Here I am, bored out of my drunk-ass mind. In the detention hall, once again. I got in trouble for coming back from lunch period completely WASTED. As per usual. But I'm no where near as wasted as I was yesterday, I'm only in here because they checked my for achohol possession. I went out of school property to buy some Dos Equis for Haku (the man on the television really interested her). I made that promise. And now it's confiscated by Ms. Kotobuki... That stuck up, little bitch. Why can't she comprehend my needs. She can't catch up to my standards. I'm just too good for her. She can't look down on me, I hear she doesn't get along with her fiance. What? She didn't tell you? Probably because she hates admitting it, knowing that she's just an annoying stuck-up loser that must frusterate the Hell out of him. She probably never got laid. Never will. Ever. It's like she enjoys me being trapped in the stupid attention hall. She forced me in it six times in one day. Really. I know, what a witch. It's practically fifteen minutes until fourth period and I'm staying here for the rest of the day. I get to miss out on Math class. Damn, I was going to enjoy math this year. You know what, I like Mr. Hiyama. He's innocent, which makes him easy to take advantage of. That's the only reason I'll ever like Math. I don't actually care for him much though. I made it sound like I did to Luka because she talks out loud, which makes it easy to pick on her. I'm already with Kaito anyway. I don't know why. We just hooked up at a party when we were both totally wasted. I'm the man in this relationship. And that's pathetic on his behalf. He better man-up or I'll be checking out other girls, knowing that I am the man in all of my relationships with guys. My dad: a criminal, mom: another criminal, and foster parents: a pair of wusses. I miss my family because they taught me to be tough. And now, I can take care of myself. Foster parents are useless to me now. And trust me, the foster family I'm in now aren't the first foster parents I had. They're the fourth. Every foster parent I had; I scared them off. Because they can't keep up to my standards. Useless. I could take care of them like children by myself.
Oops, did I get off topic?
In conclusion, the only reason I was applied to this stupid Hellhole you call a school was because my fourth set of foster parents are richer, and want to show me to this so called 'edicacy' bull crap. I'm surprised I'm not expelled yet. I'm even more surprised that these fosters haven't given up on me yet. However, I shouldn't care too much about them. All I can say is that I miss my parents and I have no clue of where they are. Oh yeah, now I remember what I was at.
Ms. Kotobuki sent me to spend the rest of the day in the discipline hall. I bet she did that for the rest of the day so that I can't bother Mr. Hiyama for the rest of the day. That's 'cause she's just jealous that I have more swagger. Stupid slut, she's already got a fiance at home, and she must really like Mr. Hiyama. This relationship isn't going to last long and it's all her fault. Then again, why should I care? Though, the thought is there of punching her in that pretty face. I'm so annoyed right now.
I hear the door creek. That crazy vice principal stepped in again, with that even crazier cross-dressing freak who likes twisting nipples. Oh great. I'm stuck in a room with him. But that's okay, if he bothers me enough, only one of us is going to make it out alive.
"Okay. Ritsu, Meiko. Stay here until I get back." Mrs, Sohma ordered. Fine enough.
He sat seven desks diagonal from me... This tells you that I'm making it out alive, whether he has boob missiles or not. Bring it. He played with a strand of his hair: braiding it, combing it with his fingers. He looks so bored out of his flipping mind... Well, needless to say. I am as well, when I don't want to be.
"Hey." I greeted very dull. No reply. I guess he doesn't like me very much. Vice versa. I drummed my fingers against the table impatiently.
[BEEP BEEP BEEP] That's my phone~! I wonder who could be calling at a time like this?
... Oh, it's Lily. Seriously. I have a life, and it has nothing to do with her.
[From Lily - Heeeeyyy! Wassup~! :P. You never really replied on that clubbing night tonight. So, want to go?]
Well, I guess I need a drink tonight. I need to flush today right out of my system... But then again, why go to a bar and pay lots of money for one or two drinks, when I could easily have even more at home. I have a whole wall of American Drinks anyway.
[From Meiko - Ah, sorry. I can't tonight. Maybe another time?]
[From Lily - Okay! Lets talk about it l8r. C U. In the middle of Math, so cant talk right now.]
Math class... I'm too bored right now... Now is my chance for escaping. The vice principal isn't coming back in a little bit, so, why not? I began stacking empty chairs, one on the other. My plan is to climb through the ventelations to get to math class. As crazy as it might seem, it can get me out of this boring hellhole. I then stepped on the desk to help me climb the chairs, I reached out for the vent gate.
"Wait!" I heard Ritsu call. Oh great, now what? I turned to face him. Once again, I'm impatient. Ritsu twiddled his thumbs together like an idiot... That's taking too long, so I turned away and finally opened the vent.
"Hold on!" he demanded.
"What?"
"..."
"What?"
".. Can I.."
"Spit it out, kid!"
"... Can I come with you?"
... You know... I'm not a mean person. Sure, I don't like Ritsu very much. But, he must be as bored as I am...
"Fine.." I stated. But now that think about it... He's practically 3 tonnes... "But you have to take off your missiles." I finallized. He looks at me, looked at his missiles.
"I can't" he refused.
"Do you want to get out of this dump?"
"...Yeah."
"Then, I suggest you strap off your boob-rockets and get them later."
"...Fine..." And like that, he unstrapped the brace that held the missiles to his chest. Seriously though, how can he lift those things around like there not even there?
I helped him up on the chairs. Actually, he's pretty light-weighted. And we crawled into the furnace.
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3rd person P.O.V
Kiyoteru sat at his desk. He gave out work sheets for the class to do, right after the lesson. It was 30 minutes after class, and he heard of this 'gifted child' coming in to his class. So he waited long enough. So, he decided to go around, helping his students.
"Hey there, Sonika. Do you need help of any sort?" he asked her. The greenette shook her head and declined his offer politely and he moved along the aisle, looking over and checking over to see if anyone is stuck. So far so good.
Miku, on the other hand, kept a good glimpse of him at the corner of her eye. He was so handsome. Miku restlessly shook her legs at the thought of confessing. She knows it's just the second day, but in all honesty, these feelings aren't true. She's just... Lonelier. She raised her hand up, proudly yet so simply. Kiyoteru sighted that very hand.
"Ahh, Ms. Hatsune, what may I do for you?" he kindly smiled. That was so cute in Miku's eyes. He signaled him to come closer. He assumed that she needed to talk to him privately. Oh, for sure she does. He leaned in, open ears for what Miku has to tell him.
"Can I see you after school?" Miku asked shyly. Kiyoteru had to admit, Miku was a cute girl. Cute in a childish sort of way.
"Yes of coarse." He affirmed. Miku plastered an enthusiastic smile, wiping across her sweet face. Miku giggled giddly (Kiyoteru found that also adorable)
"Thank You, sir~!" she sang. Oh, how the plan is going to workout so well.
Rin however saw her. She didn't like it. Not one bit. She had to prevent this. She pulled out her phone, going to text Len. Unfortunately, Kiyoteru saw that, rushed over to Rin, and held out his hand, demanding for her phone. Smooth, Rin. Even though she has no contact to Len. She might be able to stop Miku from embarassing herself!
"Fine." Rin sighed as she gave it in. She then looked up, into his eyes, and fake tears started swelling up. Man, Rin's also really cute!
"Rin," he murmured "Are you okay?". He was concerned because it seemed as if she was going to cry. No, she wasn't.
"I need to see you after school!" she sulked, then pushed her face into his stomach, clinging onto his shirt, sobbing. Man, Rin is a professional actress! Sure fooled Kiyoteru!
"It's an emergency!" she cried. This surely had to make him want to talk to her before Miku. And if she talks about Miku's plan to him, they could cover this in secrecy. It was going to work. Definitely. Miku sighted Rin's act. She was not pleased. If you were close enough, her could see her hair, strands of it, rising up. She was NOT pleased.
"Yes okay, Rin." he promised as he patted the top of Rin's head. He coiled slowly over to Miku, to avoid flinging the little blond off of him. "Is it fine if I see Rin first, she looks a little hurt right now."
"Oh, no. Mr. Hiyama, don't worry about little old me! I can wait~!" she chirpped. She then coiled her head to the unimpressed Rin, a taunting smirk flashed at her behind his back. Miku knew what Rin was doing.
Gumi, on the other hand, was actually stuck on the other hand. She never really got math. In fact, she doesn't get a lot of things... But math will never bake the cake. And no cake will be baked... Because the cake's a lie, at least that's what she was taught. So if it doesn't bake the cake, then she will never get math.
"I'M SO HOPELESSLY STUUUUUUPIIIIIIIIDDDDDuh!" Gumi whined. Kiyoteru popped up his head at the crying greenette. He was about to rush over to the rescue, but noticed that Rin hasn't released her grip.
"Umm, Rin." he lipped. She then released her hold on him, falling back into her chair, face reddening out of embarassment. Her and Miku then had a stare off, sparks were flying, behind his back of coarse. He went over to Gumi, cheerful. Cheerful because he's being kept busy. This is what he looked into when he found this job.
"Ms. Megpoid, don't talk like that~!" he sang. Gumi widened her eyes, a little jolted by Kiyoteru's sudden happiness. She then started crying again.
"Gumi." he murmured. She looked, he could see her teary eyes twinkle. Gumi was a little doll! He gently sat a hand on his shoulder. He felt very fatherly at this very moment, and it made him proud. If only he had a wife. His life would be complete. He then continued.
"I think you can do it." he claimed, feeling like a dad at that very moment. He was on a role~!
"How about you see me after class, just so I can prepare you for the rest of the year." he offered. She nodded slowly, not aware of what she was agreeing to. He ruffled her hair a little bit and rose. "Okay, see me after school, after Miku and Rin." he ordered. Gumi nodded again, and went back to sitting there like a vegetable-perferrably a carrot. Miki saw the whole tutoring idea of his. An idea sparked in her head. She can go to him for 'tutoring'. On a daily process, but, she knows that Gumi's going first, so she'll just make a quick schedule with him on when she can see him. She sprung up her hand promptly and immediately caught his attention. He's liking his job~!
"Hey there Miki, what can I do for you?" he smiled. She glanced up at him kindly.
"I'm actually no good at math myself, can you tutor me. I know you have Gumi today. I want to make a schedule after school with you?"
"Yes, definitely~!" he assured. "After I talk to Miku and Rin."
"Yeah but, I have to catch a bus..."
"Okay then, I can talk to you about it before Miku and Rin." He promised her. Miku was only getting more annoyed. Now she has two people going in front of her in the line!
"Mr. Hiyama." Miki started.
"Yes Ms. Furuwaka?".
"You're so sweet~!" she cooed. He blushed a little bit. Seeing this, Miku bit her lip, forcing herself from not punching Miki in the face. Iroha spotted Miki. And do you remember her plan, on making Miki jealous by making her think that Kiyoteru and her were in a relationship. This is the perfect chance, now that Miki can experience this with her own eyes. Iroha rose her hand as well.
Wow, I never knew being a teacher could be so busy. Kiyoteru thought to himself as he approachedIroha. He was getting a little bit exausted, running back and forth.
"Iroha, did you need something?" he panted after rushing to her desk.
"Yeah, I suck at math too. Can I make a schedule too?"
"Umm. Sure. After Miki, okay?"
"No, before Miki." she pouted.
"... Well that's a little greedy-"
"I have a doctor's appointment in fifteen minutes after school." she bluffed.
"Okay, fine enough." He sighed.
"Oh, Mr. Hiyama, you're such a charmer~!" Iroha breathed in a heavy sigh of relief, of how she just got away with that. Kiyoteru blushed at her comment too.
Miku was now really frusterated. Now Iroha butt in before her. You know, that 'cat loving hermit thing'. Miki pouted at her, she noticed that Iroha copied her. Silly Iroha, you made it too obvious. Iroha somehow reminded Lily of the 'neighbourly date' she was going to take him on. Lily raised up her hand as well. Kiyoteru ran to Lily. This was too conveniant. He was running around the room, answering peoples requests. They all want to see him exactly after school, so something must be up.
"Yes Lily."
"Yes, I have a very important thing to tell you." she informed. Kiyoteru guessed for a minute... It's got to be about that crazy phone number of hers.
"Does it have anything to do with clubbing?" he guessed, already knowing the answer.
"No, the neighbourly outing." she corrected.
...
"Lily, the neighbourly outing is about clubbing."
"But, it's still a nice gesture, no?"
... Yeah... Okay Lily...
Kiyoteru sighed. What in tarnations is going on here?.
Crrreeeeeeeeekkk...
He, as well as the class, heard creeking from right above him. They all look above, at the vent gate right above their teacher. Kiyoteru ignored the sound. He waved at the class, signalling for them to calm down. They silenced immediately and he informed:
"Don't worry, it's just that the-"
"LOOK OUT -"
THUD!
...
There he was, crushed underneath Meiko and Ritsu, who escaped the Discipline Hall, through the ventelation system.
"I tolld you to look out Mr. Hiyama." Meiko remarked at the half-dead Kiyoteru.
WARNING: PERVERTED SCENE
"Meiko, what are you doing here?" he questionned.
"I came for you, you sexy beast." she teased, making him blush like he just discovered lemon fanfics for the first time (which he never did, and probably, never will). She sat on his stomach, Ritsu had his shins. She rans her fingers along the lines of his chest, tracing his bones, what little muscle he had. Kiyoteru felt defensless right now.
"Kiyoteru~." she purred, pretending to sound lustful. The class gasped, completely shocked, actually fooled by Meiko's tease.
"Meiko, don't call me that." he muttered.
"I heard about you and some after school tutorings." she metionned and he nodded anxiously. Hoping she would just get off of him. She leaned over, so that their eyes met. She lifted his glasses and covered his eyes with her hand. No one saw what was behind those glasses because she covered his eyes too quickly for anyone to see. She didn't even see it for herself, nor did she care. She leaned over, stomach on stomach, one hand on chest, one hand covering eyes, lips brushing on his ear.
"I need some tutoring on sexual eduaction, do you mind sharing with me some examples."
...
"MEIKO! COME ONE! YOU IDIOT, GET OFF OF ME! YOU PERVERT!" he screamed. He really is not used to this. She rose up and brushed herself off, snickering. The only thing from him he was longing from him was a reaction. She ambled aimlessly to her desk, laughing away. One thing is for sure. Miku was pissed. Luka eyed him, her mission right now is to win against Meiko. She doesn't want to lose to her. Not anymore.
Kiyoteru panted heavily. One more crazy stunt like that, he might just teach at a different school. Ritsu scooted closer to Kiyoteru. Oh great, now Ritsu is probably going to pull off a crazy stunt as well. Kiyoteru can't forget the 'gift basket' incident. However, it did come with instant coffee-which is what he needs right now, and some other things that are nice to have. One thing's for sure, it sure was a prize winner compared to the gift basket he was given last night (though, he finds that sock monkey adorable). Kiyoteru, over all, is extremly exaughsted and now, even more humiliated.
"Kiyoteru?"
He turned around, following who ever said that. Hanako.. She saw the whole thing. She stood there, twirling a strand of her wavy lilac hair and holding the hand of a little girl-who looked oddly alike to himself. He could see guilt in Hanako's odd colored eyes, and in the little girl's, he saw astoundment. What is she so amazed about? Hanako pinched the bridges of her nose. Trying to think on how Meiko escaped that one.
"Kiyoteru, may I talk to you, please." Hanako muttered. He gulped. Anxious. She lead him outside of his classroom. She took a deep sigh and ruffled her hand through her hair.
"Kiyoteru, do you like your job?".
He pondered upon her question.
"I would like it if I didn't have such a hard time getting through to these kids."
...
"Kiyoteru."
"Yes."
"Don't leave." she frowned
"Why not?" he questionned, a little annoyed. Why does she want him to stay, when it's worse than high school? Does she think it's funny too?
...
"I want to help you." she exhaled. Kiyoteru's eyes opened. "I want to help you, get by so that you can enjoy your job."
"How can you do that?" he questionned, hinting skepticism in his voice.
"I don't know how I can. But I just want you to stay." she stated, ruffling her hair a bit more, "We can help each other..." she murmured. Her loose sleeve slid down a little bit, there was a clear sight of her arm, covered in bruises. They weren't just bruises, they were disgusting. That came to Kiyoteru's attention. He gasped.
"Hanako, there are terrible bruises-"
"-Oh, that?" she laughed, quite frantically. "Yes those are from my free falling down the stairs. Yeah~ that hurt!"
Kiyoteru only nodded. It must have been the trip down the stairs.
"Anyway, I just came to drop off that new student of yours, we've been waiting there for a while now. Come talk to me later. Bye." And like that, she headed off. This was awkard. Alas, he wasn't too worried. She could just be humiliated of the whole scenario, right? He let out a deep sigh and walked into the class. Luka stood in front of him, hands at her sides. Kiyoteru sighted her.
"Luka, what do you need." he sighed.
"Sir, may I see you after school?" she whimpered.
"Luka, what could it possibly be about?" he groaned. Without a word spoken, she leapt up, her arms around his neck.
"I'm so sad." she sulked. " and you said we can talk to you about anything.". He patted her back and sighed again.
"Yes, okay. Fine enough."
What am I going to do about these crazy kids, they all want to see me after school. He thought to himself. I have to plan about this.
In the meanwhile, watching in the background, unnoticed. Yuki watched the whole fiasco speechlessly: Miku is incredibly pissed (pissed enough for everyone to see it), Rin was doing a victory dance, Gumi repeatively smacked her head against her desk, Miki and Iroha had an epic stare-off, with Ritsu hanging at Miki's side begging for forgivness, Lily was texting, Meiko was receiving those texts but then threw her phone against the wall much to her annoyance, Luka was crying and hanging off of Kiyoteru, Tei is stalking Miku, and Gakupo was a dancing samurai. This is what high school is like? Kindergarten? She then looked at Kiyoteru. Noticed his hair color and sighed of relief, for she wasn't the only one who stood out from this crazy mixed up world of colors.
This one came out longer than I suspected. TT ^ TT
Just incase for those of you who didn't get it, I added a lot of refrences and stuff. I might as well explain.
The instant coffee conspiracy is from the first episode of Ouran High School Host Club.
Kamina (The person Hanako mentionned) is a character from Gurren Lagaan. Apparently, 'who the Hell do you think I am' is one of his most famous quotes.
The aging backwards thing that Gumi was mumbling about is from The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, starring Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchete (I love that movie~!)
Mudkip... Is a Pokemon... (-_-);
Challenge Accepted is an Internet meme. (WOOT WOOT for Internet Memes! 8D)
That's it for my refrences (I think)
~Gakupo rocks socks~ (*0*)
Oh yeah, and how was my slight Gumi x Rin beginning? If Kiyoteru doesn't end up with either, I can make them an official couple. And also, I took Len from the song Spice. Incase you crazy Len fangirls ask "Why is my Lenny-kun so stupid and plays with other women?". Tahdah~! XD. And Rin isn't ending up with him either, just incase you were wondering.
So, yeah. Review, and if you're new, vote~!
Part 3 is coming your way. So, stay in tune~!
-Rocky.