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A/N: Yeah, its been a while, I know. Hit a bit of a writers block and kinda forgot about this until the other night when I got a review from YoruichixSoifon. So thanks for the reminder! I needed it! Also, thank you to all my reviewers, it means a lot. And now I'm going to sound like a bitch to some reviewers. If you read the story, lightly, that's probaly why you were so confused! Soifon from, I guess you could say from our moderan world, is now in another world becuase her "soul twin" put her there. Now, the other soifon, is helping out by getting her and Kaida out of the prison so to speak. Read more closely and you won't get confused.
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"Onee-chan, why can't Ggio come with? Mommy would love him!" Kaida whined softly. She rather liked the cat like boy, he always played with her.
"Because his daddy won't let him imoto-chan. So we need to leave before we get grounded kiddo." The younger fon nodded her head, clearly not wanting to be grounded. She was currently sitting on Soifon's shoulders, as they stayed close to walls and hid at the sound of someone coming. Ducking under a table, Soifon waited for the sound of foot steps to pass. Letting out a breath she didn't realize she was holding, the raven haired girl quickly moved along. Time seemed too slow for her liking, being a trained warrior that has fought in countless battles taught her that even if the most dire situations time flew by from the energy rushing through you blood has it provided oxygen for your body. Stopping and ducking behind a open door, the fighter gave herself a moment to catch her breath and analize her surrondings. The hallway was long and got narrow at the end with no natural light coming through, taking away her plan of going out a window. Kaida was growing impatient, lightly tugging at the older girl's braids and playing with the metal rings on the end. Trying to ignore the little girl sitting on her shoulders, Soifon scratched her scarred cheek, a habit she picked up on not long after being casted out of her homeland. Quickly shaking the negative thoughts from her head, the escaper moved around the door just to run into something soild. Barly catching her balance in time, the silver eyed girl cursed under her breath when she realized they had run into someone. Without second thought she gave the startled man a right upper cut, knocking him out in seconds. Kaida cheered her sister on as the man's body hit the floor. Normally her sister was much calmer, this side of her intrested the young Fon child. Giggling, said her clapped her hands as her carrier rolled her eyes. Kids these days.
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Yoruichi face palmed as she stared at the pile of work on her desk. Glaring at it seemed to be her soultion in trying to make it diappear or prehaps burst into flames. The purple haired woman knew well that it was mainly apologize to rich bastards she didn't care about. Knowing well that she had no other option, the taicho picked up her quilled pen and pulled the first sheet off of the pile. After a few minutes that felt like hours, the cat lady slumped back into her chair with a loud sigh. This is when she really wished her fukutaicho wasn't out on a mission, so she could dump her work on the girl like she normally did. Yoruichi couldn't help but laugh to herself as she thought of her fukutaicho, the girl didn't have a funny bone in her body. Serious to the S, the girl always got the work done her taicho dispised so much. As if a light bulb went off over her head, a chesire grin broke the dark skinned woman's lips.
"Hey Karasu-chan~ could you come here for a moment?" She could her the sound of cloth rustling as the girl walked in, her cheeks seeming to be painted red.
"Y-yes Yoruichi-sama?" A groan left the taicho's lips. She had forgotten how formal and meek the soul blade wielder was. Standing up from her desk, the gold eyed woman studied the girl in front of her. She was now wearing the standered out fit for the had been decided the girl would join the ranks of her secretive force long ago when she had displayed her quickly thinking abilites and a quick leaner when it came to fighting as well. She wouldn't join the group officaly until she was caught up, which meant until then she was subjected to harsh training in order to get her even close to the newest members of the Onmitsukido.
"I've planned your training today to start with learning to fill out forms in a taicho's way in case said taicho was injured or on a dire mission." The silver eyed girl nodded softly in understanding. Yoruichi tapped her chin as she let her eyes wander. Even for her small frame, Karasu had nicely lined muscles and a strong posture for fighting. The girl was also very agile, as Yoruichi had found out in a rather intresting way.
With in twenty minutes, Yorucihi was fast asleep on the floor while Soifon was quitly at work. She had heard from others that the taicho hated paper work and would often dump it on her squad memebers, mainly the fukotaicho. But since said person was on a mission and the third seat was busy with training the squad, it seemed the purple haired woman had dumped it on her. It wasn't the first time this had happened to Soifon, in fact it had been happening more and more when Yoruichi saw the girl could trace her hand writting perfectly. A sigh escaped her lips as she sat down the quillted pen and held her wrist. She hadn't told Yoruichi, or anyone for that matter about her wrist issue. Soifon assumed it was just from the training that it had started to act up on her, or prehaps it was from the large amount of paper work she had been doing in place of the lazy taicho. Tugging at the collar of her uniform, the girl went back to work. She was enjoying the peace and quite until she heard shouts and doors banging. Frowning, the soldier in training walked over to the sleeping cat woman and gently shook her shoulder. Yoruichi swatted her hand, making Soifon sigh for the tenth time that day.
"Yoruichi-sama please wake up." A groan left said woman's lips. Giving up on trying to do something she knew was pointless, Soifon returned to the desk. A small proud smile spread on her lips as she looked at the paper work. She was getting much more done than she use to, therefor giving her more free time. The silver eyed girl didn't mind doing the paper work. Even though most of the time it was apologies to some nobles, every now and then there was a juicy story. Knowing that she'd propbaly get in trouble for reading them just made it all the more fun.
Just as the girl was about to sit down, shout filled her ears making her stand up again when she realized how close the commosion was to the taicho's office. Orders seemed to be getting issued, making Soifon frown once again. Stepping away from the desk, Soifon cuasully made her way to the door.
Just as the raven haired girl was about to open the door it was thrown open. The person on the other side seemed just as surpized as Soifon.
The girl studied the woman before her. She stood just under six foot, making her almost a foot taller than Soifon. She had maroon colored hair pulled back into a pony tail that went down her shoulders. The shocked yellow eyes helded many secrets as it stared into her silver ones. When Soifon saw the arm band on the womans arm realization quickly hit her. Backing away so the woman could enter, she bowed low.
"K-Karasu Lenka M-ma'am." The woman studied her for a moment before straigting herself.
"I heard about you." Soifon was surpized at how husky yet femine the voice seemed. Feeling a finger under her chin, the raven haired girl looked up at the fukotaicho. A growl left the woman's lips, making the silver eyed girl wince.
"She had you doing the paper work while I was gone, didn't she?" The soldier in training gave a curt nod. A tick formed on the red head's forehead. Walking over to the sleeping taicho, the second in command seemed to produce a bucket full of water from no where. With the rattle sound, Soifon assumed it also had ice in it as well. The yellow eyed woman made a motion of covering her ears, to which Soifon quickly obeyed. The yellow wasn't like the gold shade of her taicho, Soifon thought. It was more erriey. Time seemed to tick slowly as the woman dumped the ice water onto the unsespecting taicho's head. The raven haired her shit her eyes when a ear percing yell filled her ears. When the ringing finally stopped, she dared to open her eyes and slowly move away her hands. Soifon saw the fukotaicho, but no Yoruichi. Noticing Soifon's confused look, the new comer pointed up. Following her woman's hand, Soifon gasped. Clinging to the roof was a soaked black cat, clothes loosly hanging on to it. So that's the shape shifting I heard about.
"D-d-daa-a-dammit Mi-Mikoto!" Said woman glared at the cat before pulling out a stack of papers and slamming them none to nicly on the taicho's desk. Soifon had to stop herself from yelping when the woman walked to her and grabbed her wrist.
"I'm takink Lenka-san to the field so she can get some proper training instead of filling out papers the taicho should be doing. We'll be working on controling your soul blade." Mikoto said, turning to Soifon as she said the last sentence.
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An up date! The world is not ending people I promise! I'm just enjoying the last hours I have left for spring break... Anyways, I thought it'd be funny to have a serious fukotaicho with Yoruichi being so laid back. Next chapter will come when it does. Review on any ideas, I do consider them.