Submission For Handle That Challenge!

Rules

-Must be a Jasper/Bella story

- Must be less than five chapters, if you want to do more, talk to Beater1223

-Can NOT be All Human

-Has to be set after Edward leaves in New Moon

-Bella must have or receive a pet cat

-Jasper must say 'Well, I think we can handle that'

Disclaimer: I do not own anything.. not even Twilight! *runs away crying*

"Well, I think we can handle that," a VERY familiar voice stated from behind us.

I looked over my shoulder then turned all the way around when I saw who it was. No way...

"...Jasper?" When did he become to damn hot?

"Hey Darlin', I suppose that you weren't expecting me now were you?" Well way to point out the obvious Captain. Shall I Shall I square my shoulders and solute you? Pssh.

"Um, no. What are doing here, may I ask?"

"Well, a few weeks ago I went on a hunting trip with the family, all but Alice and Edward. After I had taken a few of the wildlife I wanted to go home to my wife. But when I opened the door I heard noises coming from our room and when I went up to investigate I found Alice and Edward going at it like rabbits in heat. The Fuckers didn't even stop when I started to yell at them so I packed up my bag and left. I was so mad that I didn't even realize it but I started to hunt again, but not animals, humans. I drained a few and realized what I was missing out on, that's when Victoria found me. She offered to help me get revenge so here I am, helping get together weapons to take Edward and Alice out of the game of life. When Victoria had called Laurent and found out about you we were so thrilled. What better people to destroy them but the people they had cheated on!" Whoa. I mean I knew that Edward was a total dick, but Alice? Bitch, I'll tell you who controls the games now.

"That Bitch. Hmmmm, we need to plan. NOW!" I going to need to rethink all these plans.

All of a sudden Laurent snapped his fingers, "I have an idea. How about I go to the Cullens' tell them that Victoria is planning on coming for Bella soon. They will never suspect that we already have her! And then we... and then BAM! Say goodnight Alice and Edward Cullen!" He told us finishing his game plan.

"That is... TOTALLY AWESOME. I can't wait to get my hands on him and just-" I yelled.

"Now, now calm down. What if the rest of the Cullens decide to fight for them? We need a plan B just in case. And before anything happens Bella needs to hunt." Victoria cut in. "Jasper would you take her out now, she has to be thirsty."

"Come along Darlin', time for your first hunt." Jasper motioned for the door.

He lead me out into to forest and directed me south.

"So what would you like to drink? Some deer, Bear, Wild cat or the camper special?"

"Hmmm. Hard choice but I think I will go with the special tonight. Now lets do this, my throat is killing me."

We ran for about five minutes until we came apon a couple sitting by a camp fire. The smell made my throat hurt more. "What do I do Jazz?"

"First you chose one, you can have the man tonight I ate last night. Then you decide where your going to drink from, the neck or the wrist, either will work just fine. Make sure you drain him dry, we don't want anymore newborns on our hands right now one is enough. when your done we need to make it look as if a bear had attacked them. It's a little different when your in the city but just remember never to leave any evidence that it had been I murder," He explained. "Are you ready?"

"Yup, lets do this." I decided I wanted to play a little, so I winked at Jasper and stumbled into the campsite.

I walked like my leg was injured and I was delirious, startling the couple, be fore I dropped to the ground and laid still like I had passed out.

"Oh my God! Ginger! Go get the medical kit!" I could hear jasper chuckling before he went after her. The man herd his wife scream as he was looking for my pulse. Not gonna find one buddy. I grabbed his wrist before he could get up. He was a screamer. I drained him dry and then Jazz and I made evidence that a bear had attacked their camp.

We soon left after making sure everything looked right. As we made it to the tree Jasper suddenly turned me around me to face him. He took my face between his hands, looked in my eyes as he lent down and licked a drop of blood from the side of my mouth. He straightened up, still looking me in the eyes. I grabbed onto the collar of his shirt and pulled him back down to my level before kissing him. Dear God did it feel good. The passion in the kiss was so mesmerizing that I couldn't pull away. This kiss was so much better than any of the one Edward and I shared, the was so much more to it. And I loved it.

We slowly pulled apart from each other. I watched his eyes for any sign of regret but didn't find any, good. He smiled at me, "God I have wanted to do that since I saw you being carried through the door." He said to me.

"Me too." I said kissing him again.

"Bella we need to get back, I have another surprise for you."

"Another one, your the best surprise. What more could I need?"

"Just Come on. You'll love it."

"Fine."

We finally reached the house after stopping a few- fine many time for make-out sessions.

"Have a nice time?" Victoria smirked at us. I swear I would blush if I could. "Jasper, Shes in the living room."

"Thank you, very much Victoria. Come on Bella." He said dragging me into the living room.

And there sitting on an arm chair was a kitten. She was a black, orange, white, and grey Calico. She was so darn cute.

"This is my surprise?"

"Yes. I thought that you would love to have a cuddly fur ball that you couldn't break." That's when I realized that she had no heart beat. No way...

"Is she..." He just nodded, "Sweet I shall call you Sheba, just like Queen Sheba. Yes you will be treated just like a Queen my sweet girl, yes you will..." I cooed at her while petting her soft hair.

"Bella.." Victoria interrupted our moment, "We need to get ready. Laurent has already gone and we need to be about a week before we can attack. So we need to star heading towards Forks now."

"Okay" I sighed picking Sheba up and putting her in a cat carrier, not a crappy one but one of those nice ones that was made for kitty comfort. We picked our weapons and loaded them, just in case we need to stop someone.

We were all in a sort of a half circle thing in front of the house before we ran, Jasper's hand in mine, towards the one place we were sure the Cullens would be. Forks.

Ready or not here we come...

A/N:One More Chapter!