New Guest, New Family and a Package.

I have everything and nothing….

"So you're telling me you have no idea how you got here?" I asked while walking.

"Yes. There was a blue flash then we ended up here." Pein replied blankly.

We were about to enter the mansion when I stopped. They stopped as well. Pikachu jumped on my shoulder and looked at them curiously.

"Pika? Pika?" Pikachu asked me.

"Good point." I replied.

"You understand…that thing?" Itachi asked

I was SOO annoyed. They referred to Pikachu as a THING. No respect for pets anymore huh?

"That THING happens to be a boy." I stated to Itachi annoyingly and I'm pretty sure I saw them smirk. I looked at Pikachu. "You ARE a boy right?"

Pikachu looked at me annoyed and electrocuted me a bit.

"Ok. I'll take that as a yes." I mumbled to him then I turned to them.

"Ok. One more thing. How do I know you're the real deal?" I stated plainly.

"Itachi." Pein said

"Right." Itachi replied.

Itachi walked towards me and turned on the Sharingan. Next thing I knew. The sky was red and black and the moon was up. The land was black with white lining. As was I and Itachi. I was looking around curious and amazed

"Enough proof for you?" Itachi asked while chuckling at me

"Oh yeah." I said amazed. "Can I go back to my body now?"

Itachi laughed lightly and turned off the Sharingan. I was dazed at first. And when I got back I turned and said jokily.

"I hate you."

They all just laughed lightly. Strangely I was comfortable when they laughed. I couldn't help but chuckle a bit. We walked in and I stopped. I hear a voice from the Living room.

"Dammit. Why don't I throw a party (?)?" I said sarcastically. The Akatsuki looked at me weird.

"What?"

"What's up with you?" Itachi asked.

"Someone's in the Living Room."

They looked at me weird and shocked.

"What?" I hissed quietly

"We didn't hear anything. Huh. Sharp reflexes, Smart mouth, Keen hearing. All you need is a cloak and you could be one of us." Pein said simply

I just looked at them and nodded. Me. An Akatsuki member? I went to a wall and put my hand there. A blue light glowed and it scanned my hand. A secret cabinet opened and it was full of weapons. All kinds. Swords, Guns etc. anything you can imagine and I grabbed a handgun.

I slowly crept up towards the Living Room and hear a voice. It was getting louder. It was a young female. I readied my gun as I crept up to the Living Room.

"Ok…" I said as I did a mental countdown.

Three…

I got ready and held the gun with both hands.

Two…..

I took a deep breath and got ready.

One…

"Now!" I mentally shouted to myself. I back flipped 5 times into the Living Room and fired at the person.

The person dodged every bullet with a series of hip hop poses and pointed a gun at me.

"Only one person does those moves…" I muttered. I put the gun down and saw my best female friend who was smiling at me.

Lynette…

"What is wrong with choo? I could have killed you!" I said smiling as she smirked back at me.

"Really(?) You don't say (?) And yet I still stand with pride, strength and bullet free!" She said and I ended up laughing. She's always a joker.

Lynette was 17. She was about 5"9 with short black hair up to her shoulders, dark skin with dark brown eyes, button nose and small lips. She wore a black sports bra with black baggy trousers with grey lining and Nike trainers. She had two gun holsters on her trousers and a twin swords holster around her waist. She was really fit because she had a 6 pack and she had muscular arms and legs like me. She also had a small black backpack on her back.

Luckily I was 6"1 so I towered over her a bit.

"What are you doing here-"I asked and she shushed me because she was on the phone.

"Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Fine. I'm fine. *laugh* Ok byes!" She shut her Xperia Play off and put her phone in her pocket.

"Oh. Don't I get a hug?" She asked

"Hehe" I responded.

We did the boys greeting. (You know they shake hands and do a side hug) We're tomboys so yeah.

"What are you doing here anyways?"

"You know. The usual BS. Here." She pulled out a small disk for a laptop and gave it to me.

"Another mission?" I whined as she smirked at me

"What did you expect? You are a top Assassin after all."

"You make my life sound like cake."

"Well. Look around." She rotated in a circle on the spot. "You're famous, pretty and living large. Hmm... Sounds cakey to me."

I laughed lightly at her. And notices the Akatsuki in the shadows.

I wonder how she would react to the Akatsuki being here? Let's try it out.

"You going to that Naruto convention later on?"

"Ugh. I wish. I have a mission! And I SO wanted to get Hidan's scythe, Itachi plush toy, Kisame's sword and the key chains." She said walking up and down. The Living room was huge so she walked halfway and back then looked at me curiously.

"Why?"

"Hehe. Guys, come on out."

The Akatsuki came out of the shadows and Lynette stopped and stared. They were all smirking as was I. I was waiting for her reaction but nothing came.

"They the real deal?" She asked without turning

"Yep." I said

"Ok." She said immaturely and I laughed.

"Guys. Meet Lynette." I slugged my arm around her shoulders as she rolled her eyes. "My bestie and your biggest fan."

"You like us?" Pein said amusingly

"Like you? HA! The girl's obsessed! She was life sized statues of you, has all your posters, has all your weapons, plushes, you name it! She has it! AND- oof!" I was cut off when a pillow hit me in the face I fell back on the floor. Lynette was looking angry playfully.

"Hehe. SHE HAS A DIARY OF YOU GUYZ!" I shouted

"YOU'RE GONNA GET IT NOW!" Lynette shouted and chased me around . She tackled me to the ground and threw me by my legs on the sofa. Before I could run she turned the sofa upside down and sat on it so I couldn't get out. I could breathe though.

"Get off!" I said playfully

"Nope. Now you made me look like a freak!" She aid pouting

"You ARE a freak!" I stated playfully.

"Huh... Should I be offended or have an ego boost?" She asked herself thinking

"Can you help?" I shouted to the Akatsuki and they just laughed at me. I sighed.

"Hey! GET OFF!" I said in a sing song voice

"Still thinking!" she mimicked me with the sing son voice

"That you're a freak? YES YOU ARE NOW GET OFF!"

"Well Insanity is just a branch to greatness so ehh!" She shrugged and smiled

"You are SOO cheesy!" I said

"Yeah well that's me!" She beamed and she looked at her watch. "Well gotta go!"

She got off and started to walk off when she stroked Tiga, Seven and Pikachu.

"You're going?"

"Yeah. Places to go, stuff to destroy, stuff to steal. Ta!" Lynette said and walked off rather quickly.

"Gotta date with Spencer?" I shouted.

"What of it?" She shouted back

"Nothin' Congrats and good luck!" I shouted

"Thanks. Sayonara!" She said until she left to get ready for her date.

The Akatsuki chuckled at me and Lynette.

"She seems nice un." Deidara piped up.

"She is. And more." I said smiling as I looked at the disk.

"Pika?" Pikachu asked.

"Ok." I said as I put the disk in my pocket.

"Time to show you to your rooms." I said as I lead the way to the rooms

"I guess I have a new crime family!" I thought

End

Dat was long! It may be a while till I update cuz of college. Till next time my loyal readers.

MiZXadilah! =)