Shopping Spree with a Twist of Fate (Part 1)
I have everything and nothing….
"So Konan, you're with me. That ok with you?" I asked while showing them the rooms. I gave each of them their own rooms and now it was just me, Konan, Tiga, Seven and Pikachu.
"Yeah. It's nice to have other girls around. I finally feel comfortable now that I know you and your friend." Konan said honestly
I smiled at her and she smiled back.
"Hehe. Lyn's knows EVERYONE. Trust me. She is a social person and popular with the dudes."
"Why?" Konan asked
"Hmm. She's sporty, a tomboy, and is a totally anime and gaming girl. One of the best at that."
"Oh yeah? How good?" Konan asked curiously
"She's destroyed the last years gaming record and now holds it AND knows everything about manga. She's like a living dictionary."
"Wow. Impressive." Konan said a bit surprised.
"For a girl. She just wants to prove that girls can do anything a boy can do. And can doing it while wearing heels." I beamed and Konan chuckled.
"Loads of boys like her a lot but only one got stole her heart. She's lucky. He's everything that every girl wants." I added
The rest of the walk was silent and it was awkward. VERY awkward but we eventually ended up in my room.
"Ok. This is our room." I said and Konan seemed shocked. It was a huge room with two round beds with silk duvets, huge bookshelves, and a giant window with a barrier around the front. A huge flat screen TV with Sky HD+, complete with a DVD player, Xbox Elite, PS3 and a huge desk with small laptops and weapons. The floor had smooth carpet comfy enough to sleep on. A huge closet concealed behind the wall and a big vanity table.
"You like?" I said.
"Oh yeah!" Konan beamed.
I chuckled as we enter the room. Konan collapsed on the bed embracing the flowery scent emanating from the duvet and pillows. As I sat on mine. I looked at Tiga, Seven and Pikachu who looked tired.
"Hey. You guys get to sleep." I said to them as Tiga and Seven fell asleep on the floor carpet and Pikachu on the bed next to me.
"Ahh. I might actually like it here." Konan said looking at me with a smile.
"I thought you might. But now we need to go shopping." I said getting up and leaving my pets to rest. I closed my window and locked it and put on the Dyson fan so they could cool off.
"Ok. Lead the way." She said as I let the room. I found all the Akatsuki members in the Living Room waiting for me.
"Now what." Pein asked me.
"Shopping for you guys then I'll take you around other shops to. Come on." I said as I lead them to the garage. There were a variety of vehicles. Brand mew motorcycles, cars and limos. The Akatsuki seemed impressed because they were looking at them and admiring them.
Kisame whistled "Sweet rides."
"Thank you." I said still walking with the Akatsuki close behind.
"Which ride are we taking?" Itachi asked.
"Hehe. That one." I stopped and pointed to a black Hummer limo with eight wheels (They look awesome. I've booked on for a party!)
"Nice." Konan said honestly. As they go inside. There were neon lights, alcohol with wine glasses, TV, AC, DVD, Mini fridge and freezer, a state of the art radio and an Xbox Elite with me and Lynette in anime version patterned on it and 4 controllers. 1 red, 1 blue, 1 black, 1 silver.
"Ok. If you wanna drink go ahead."
"Nope. We don't want to ESPECCIALLY Hidan."
"Shut the f*** up."
"Hehe. Can control himself while drinking?"
"No. He can't." The whole Akatsuki replied as Hidan scowled at all of them.
"Hehe. Ok." I pushed a few buttons at the front of the car and the limo came alive. I took my seat next to Konan.
"Hello Miss Xadilah."
I smiled a little. "Hey CALLIE."
"Is there any way for me to assist you Madam?"
"Yep. Take us to TK Maxx and quit calling me Madam."
"Yes Xadilah. Please sit back and enjoy the ride."
"Thanks."
"Who was that?" Konan asked
"CALLIE. She's a computer who controls the rides. So it's automatic I don't have to do anything. She does it for me." I shrugged.
"Cool."
The limo started and drove us to the shops. It was really silent and awkward! The ride wasn't so bad because it ended in like 15 minutes. I got some stares from people as I drove past them. I grabbed a hoodie underneath the seat and some glasses.
"What ARE you doing?" Konan asked.
"I'm kinda famous here and I'm with you guys. Can't risk it." I said as I zipped up the hoodie and pulled up the hood.
"Xadilah. You have arrived at your destination."
"Thanks CALLIE." I said as we left the limo and walked into the shops. I got stares AGAIN from shoppers all around. I HATE THEM STARING AT ME!
"Ugh. Again with the staring. Take a picture goddamit." I said sarcastically. A few fans went to the Akatsuki for autographs; pictures etc. and it pissed me off.
I cleared my throat and the fans were looking at me. I hope they don't recognize me.
"Sorry guys but they are on a schedule. Time for you to go back to your shopping."
The fans were disappointed but they dispersed from the gang.
"I'm in love un!" Deidara pitched as I bonged him on the him on the head.
"Ow! That hurt un!" Deidara whined as I rolled my eyes.
"Can you go ONE STINKING DAY without saying that STUPID WORD?" I said annoyed.
"Heh. It is a stupid word isn't it?" Itachi piped up.
"Shut up Uchiha." Deidara said angrily.
"Whatever. Um. Hang out here for a sec." I walked up the stairs and there were a bunch of clothing with different sizes and colours. Girl/Women's and Men's clothing were there to. It was just me on the top floor.
Thank God. Then I bumped into someone. Ugh. Marco. Marco was one of the Assassins. He had shaggy brown hair and green eyes. He was in his casual Blue tee and baggy jeans with sneaks. AND he was with his followers. Andrew and Dante. They were twins with black hair and brown eyes. And guess what. Marco is obsessed with me. I hate him. But he doesn't take rejection easily.
"Well. Well. Lookie here. The Graceful Rose." Marco teased as I scowled.
"What do you want?" I said angrily and scowled angrily.
"Well. A fine girl as yourself should not be by herself so I came to protect you." Marco said seductively as I scowled more. Man I hate this guy. WITH PASSION!
"Ugh. You should be protecting yourself from me. You have no idea what I'm capable of." I snapped back at him but he smirked more.
"Well let's find out then." He said. I caught on to what he meant and I was FUMING!
"YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH!" I yelled and tried to slap him across his face but he caught my wrist.
"Well aren't we feisty. Just the way I like my girls." Marco taunted.
I tried to pull my wrist away but he had a firm grip on it. Should I kill him? No. It's public. I can't kill him… here.
Dammit…
"Aww. Little girl scared?" Marco taunted as the twins snickered at me and I scowled.
"Get your hands off her now." I heard someone say. It was Pein. Thank God. Marco saw the whole of the Akatsuki glaring at him but Marco laughed hard while holding my wrist. Andrew and Dante were looking at something in the darkness.
"Hey Marco. We're gonna check something out. Be right back." Andrew said and walked off as the Akatsuki glared at them walking away.
"Itachi." Pein said as Itachi nodded and turned on the Sharingan. For some reason he didn't move and looked surprised. And gave the famous Uchiha smile.
"It's being taken care of" Itachi smirked but I was SOO confused.
What did he mean by that?
"This is boring. Andrew. Dante. Come 'ere." Marco said but they didn't respond and Marco was getting annoyed.
"Enough games guys. Get out here." Marco said harshly as he tightened the grip on my wrist. It didn't hurt but he wouldn't let me go. Andrew and Dante stepped out the darkness and collided with the floor unconscious. Marco jumped in surprised as I was shocked.
"W-what did you do?" Marco shouted at glared at Itachi.
"Not me." Itachi chuckled as the Akatsuki smirked
Marco was looking scared. His face was priceless. I, then, heard the sound of flesh being sliced, the grip on my wrist released and something metal hitting the wall.
"Agh! Who did that?" Marco shouted. His wrist had been cut abit and on the wall was a kunai. He was gripping his left wrist with his right hand as he looked around looking for the culprit.
"Did you guys…" I asked as they smirked even more.
"..Who DID THAT!"Marco shouted angrily while holding his bloody wrist.
"Aww. Little boy scared?" A girl's voice taunted.
I looked at the railing and saw… Lynette!
She was sitting on the railing twirling a kunai with one hand and rested her face on the other hand. She'd changed clothing. She was wearing a blue sports bra with a black biker jacket patterned with flames. Black skinny jeans and Nike white and black trainers. Her hair was combed to her right side as there were a few cornrows on her left side of her head and on her head was black sunglasses. She wore silver studs, a crucifix necklace, guys silver watch, black leather gloves and a smile.
"HOW DARE YOU!" Marco shouted at Lynette she just smirked.
"Hey. Didn't your mom tell you to respect girls?" She smirked as Marco scowled.
"You stupid-" Marco was cut short when Lynette interrupted him.
"I'm stupid? Me? Ha! This coming from the guy who can't keep a girl for an hour so you try jacking them. Huhn. I don't blame your mother for leaving ya at a young age. She probably was wise. Runs in your gene pool, huh, Marco? You were born a LOSER and you will stay a LOSER." Lynette said plainly and with a raised brow. Marco was shocked at her response as I laughed.
The ULTIMATE diss and Lynette said it so harshly. Even the Akatsuki was laughing at Marco who looked pretty steamed at her.
"YOU BITCH! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" Marco screamed and ran towards Lynette to try and attack her but she smirked.
"Go ahead and try." She said taunting him.
Marco threw a punch but she caught it. She twisted his arm and kicked him three times in the chest and let me tell you. Her kicks are DEADLY. Marco was on his knees on the floor with blood coming out of his mouth. Luckily the crowd died down and it was just us and the Akatsuki seemed impressed.
"Hey Xadi." Lynette said still holding his twisted arm.
"Yeah?" I said smiling at her as she turned to me.
"What was that nickname the guys gave me at that gaming convention?" She asked me as I smiled
I remember that. Because of her deadly kicks and punches, a few cute guys gave her a nickname, well, two that suited her. Luckily I was there at the time to catch it.
"One Kick or One Punch Lyn." I responded as she smirked at the memory.
"W-what kind o-of n-nickname is t-that?" Marco groaned.
"Huh." She said smiling. He punched him in the chest into the air and while he was in mid-air, she kicked him. Hard. So hard that he went flying through the entrance of TK Maxx. She dusted her hands and put her hands in her pockets.
"Asked and answered." She said smiling and I laughed hard.
"Not bad! Man. Your kicks are more deadly now. Sheesh." I said laughing leaning in her shoulder.
"Ehh. Well. The bastard will never change. Kinda like Hidan." She said and Hidan blew up
"WHAT THE F*** DO YOU ME BY THAT YOU F****** BITCH?" Hidan yelled and Lynette just smirked.
"Yep. Definitely like Hidan." She said ignoring Hidan. I heard groaning from behind me and saw Dante and Andrew waking up. They looked up and when they saw Lynette…
"AHH!"
"Dante shut up!"
"B-b-but she's here!"
"I know. Now do you WANT her to know you're scared of her?"
"I already know." Lynette said from behind Dante and Andrew. I never understood how she did that. Popping out of nowhere.
"AHH!" Andrew yelled as he ran out of the store like a madman. Lynette was smirking as was the Akatsuki. Dante started to back up as Lynette walked towards him.
"You got TWO choices. You can go out like a civilised guy or be kicked out the store." Lynette said.
"You don't scare-"Andrew was cut off when Lynette punched the nearby wall and there was a huge dent on it. A HUGE DENT!
"Ok! I'm gon -AHHH!" Andrew slipped and fell down the stairs. And there were like- 21 stairs. Andrew got up and limped through the entrance.
"Well. Every guy I met did fall for me." Lynette joked as I chuckled. Lynette was like a sister to me. She was always there for me. When I need her.
"So… why are you here?" I asked as she was looking at some leather jackets on the women's side.
"Why are you here?" She asked back.
"I asked you first." I snapped back.
"Ok. ok." She held her hands in mock surrender. "Truth is… I felt like shopping." She shrugged.
"What about your date?"
"Done and dusted. And to think. I left you for a few hours and you already got yourself into a shitload of trouble." She said as Hidan laughed.
"HAHA! That's what the f****** bitch gets." Hidan said as I glared.
"Can it Jashin boy!" Lynette snapped
"You're a believer?" Hidan asked as Lynette raised a brow at him
"Do I look like a crazy, sadistic, foul mouthed, grey haired zombie to you?" She said as she pretended to walk like a zombie and then went back shopping. We all snickered at Hidan. Akatsuki included.
"My hair is f****** SILVER!" Hidan boomed
"Whatever Old Man." Lynette said in a bored voice. "Anywho. Why are you here Xadi?"
"Shopping for them." I said as she smiled.
"Coolio." She said
"Hehe. So wanna help out?"
"Hmm. Sure why not." She replied. Then there was a crash from outside. Lynette looked and saw smoke coming from outside. From a car.
"Ohh! If my baby is dented-"Lynette started to yell but I cut her off.
"You mean Spen-Spen?" I said immaturely as she looked at me weird.
"Creepy. Plain creepy. But no." She said to me then she turned away. "I meant my car." Lynette dropped her shopping basket and flipped down the stairs and landed on her feet. Like a cat.
"Show off!" I yelled and she ran out of the store but I turned to the Akatsuki.
"Uhh. Look around for any clothing you like. Be right back and try not to do anything stupid." I said nicely as I ran after Lynette. I ran across the street to the car park and saw a red Ford Mustang crashed a black Porshe Carrera GT and Lynette was getting emotional as she gripped her hair and began to walk up and down.
"MY CAR! MY CAR! IT'S-IT'S-IT'S" Lynette said hysterical as I tried comforting her.
"So this is your car? You forgot to put the brake on!" The man from the Ford Mustang yelled and Lynette was mad.
"It wasn't me but you TRASHED MY CAR AND I JUST BOUGHT THE THING!" Lynette yelled.
"Well tell that to your lover boy who just went to Curry's!" The man yelled as Lynette was steaming.
"Uh oh." I said. I know this lover boy of hers and he is gonna be sushi.
"He. Is. SOO. DEAD WHEN I GET HIM!"Lynette screamed and ran into Curry's.
"Spencer. I hope you have a good excuse this time." I mumbled as I followed her to Curry's but she stomped out and we were standing outside Curry's.
"You ok?" I asked as Lynette was shaking in anger.
"He wasn't in there." Lynette growled
"Ok. Calm down. Where would he go?" Then I realised something.
"TK Maxx." I said
"Bingo." Lynette growled and stomped all the way to TK Maxx.
I was following her and guess what? Spencer was in there. Spencer was 18 and had short cropped hair, black but fair skin and dark brown eyes. You will always catch him with Bose headphones around his neck. He was taller than me. 6"4 and was muscular. He was cute but he really likes Lynette ever since he first saw her and Lynette could have chosen from millions of guys but chose him. . He had an American accent which suited him but he could speak Spanish, French, Italian, and Japanese. Boy is he in for it now.
"SPENCER ALEXANDER!"Lynette yelled out loud. The staff was looking at her shocked at her loud voice but kept working.
"Uhh… hey babe?" A guy said clearly confused while shopping for boy's clothing. Spencer was wearing black leather jacket similar to Lynette's but it was plain. Underneath he wore a Blue tee shirt with baggy grey trousers and Nike grey trainers. He wore a grey NY hat sideways and, like I said had his headphones around his neck. He had black sunglasses hanging on his tee shirt with a silver watch, crucifix and a confused look.
"Uhh Hey Xadilah." Spencer said to me and I smiled.
"Hey Spencer." I replied chuckling. Spencer smiled and turned to Lynette who was shaking in anger.
"Um. Babe. What's up?" Spencer said cautiously walking towards her.
"You dead." I said to him as he looked confused.
"What's up? WHAT'S UP? Let me tell you. Ok. 1) Beyoncé's pregnant. 2) Kim Kardashian gets divorced after 72 days of marriage." Lynette said strangely calm while walking up and down.
"Uh. How is this relevant to me?" Spencer asked curiously as I backed away.
"Oh yeah. Well…" Lynette said calmly and looked down and when she looked at him it was anger. Spencer jumped back at her look. She took a deep breath…
"YOU TRASHED MY BRAND NEW PORSHE WHICH I BOUGHT YESTERDAY!" Lynette yelled and everyone was silent as Spencer was soo confused and speechless at her anger. My heart skipped a beat.
"N-no I didn't! I swear!" Spencer said scared of his girlfriend's temper.
"Look outside genius!" Lynette said pointing outside.
Spencer looked at the wrecked car and looked shocked and turned around to face her.
"I-uh-um-uh" Spencer said rubbing the back of his neck as Lynette was fuming.
"SPIT IT OUT!" Lynette screamed at him.
"Forgot to put on the brake." Spencer said quickly and laughed nervously. She just raised a brow at him and folded her arms.
"Umm… I love you?" Spencer said trying to make her feel better as she glared.
"Not this time pretty boy." She said plainly
"I suggest you run." She said smirking evilly as Spence paled a bit.
"Uh oh." Spencer said and ran upstairs to the third floor.
"GET BACK HERE!" Lynette yelled to him and chased him.
"I'm sorry!" Spencer said as Lynette was throwing trainers at him and he barely dodged them in time.
"I'll make it up to you!" Spencer said dodging another trainer as Lynette stopped
"You got $8,000 in your pockets?" Lynette asked him
"No?" Spencer said backing up.
"Got me a diamond necklace?"
"Nah uh."
"Got me a new Porshe which is outside?"
"Nope?"
"Well in that case, YOU ARE SUSHI!"
She got a boy's trainer and threw it at running Spencer. It smacked him on the back off his head.
"AII!" He yelled rubbing his head.
"Take! THIS!" Lynette yelled and side kicked him off the third floor and Spencer fell backwards onto the ground floor. He grabbed the railing and skidded down to the ground floor. Alive.
I just laughed like there was no tomorrow and the Akatsuki looked surprised because of her temper.
"I ain't talking to ya for two weeks!" Lynette said and walked towards me. I was laughing hard that she had to help me up.
"That was HILARIOUS!" I said as she rolled her eyes.
"You done shopping?" She said plainly
"Um. You guys done?"
The Akatsuki nodded in response.
"Yep."
"Good and I'm riding back with choo lot."
"Umm. Cool."
We went to the checkout and because of Lynette's anger issue, We got a discount 75% off.
"Oh come Lyn!" Spencer said trying to calm her down but she walked past him blanked him.
"I'm guessing your ride is that limo." She said pointing at the Hummer Limo
"How'd you know?"
She scoffed. "It practically screams 'Hey guess what? Xadilah's in the hiz house!'" And I laughed at her.
"Lynette!" Spencer said
"Did you hear something?" Lynette said to me and I shook my head
"Cool. Let's go." Lyn said walking to the limo
I smiled and walked back to an distressed Spencer who had crossed arms.
"Hehe."
"Not funny Xadi. She ain't gonna talk to me is she?"
"Nope but she'll come round."
"I hope."
"Frankly I don't blame her. You wrecked her new ride!"
"Thanks(!) I feel so much better(!)" Spencer said sarcastically and walked to the limo. The Akatsuki put their stuff in the trunk already and was in the limo waiting for Xadi. Lynette was nonchalantly leaning on the limo door.
"Took ya long enough." She said
"What about your ride-" I stopped as I saw a few mechanics attach the car to a van and drive off.
"Oh. Nevermind." I said putting my stuff in.
"Lyn. Are you talking to me now?"
"Huh!" She said and walked into the limo slamming the door. I snickered and Spencer sighed.
"Great(!)"
"She'll come round. Give her time to cool off." I said walking in the limo
"Whatever." I heard him mumble as he walked in the Limo too.
"This is going to be awkward." I said to myself as we got in the Limo.
"CALLIE. Take us home." I said
"Command accepted. Destination: Home" CALLIE said and started to drive us home.
END!