Shopping Spree with a Twist of Fate (Part 2)
I have everything and nothing….
We are all in the limo driving back to my mansion and there is an awkward silence between us. Well… mostly between Lynette and Spencer. Luckily me and her were sitting in the back near the back of the Hummer and Spencer near the main door, next to Itachi.
Lynette was texting over her Xperia Play and I was close to committing suicide on the spot.
"Good Lord. When do we get home?" I mumbled and CALLIE heard me.
"Within' 90 minutes Xadilah. Please be patient."
I groaned and held my head in my arms. I can't take this! This silence is killing me! Lynette saw this and spoke up.
"BTW, Envy and dem lot say hey." Lynette spoke up and I looked at her.
"Thanks. What they up to now?" I said and Lynette smiled and gave me her phone.
"Why don't I just show you watch the video message." Lynette said as she gave her phone and the message played.
There were 3 girls in the video. One was holding the camera and there were two girls in front of it.
(Ok. I'm using real female artists. I know this isn't really what they look like but bear with me.)
"Cherri! HOLD IT STRAIGHT MAN!" A tall young girl with fair skin said. Her hair was the same style as Lynette (Cornrows on one side and loose) only her hair was longer. She was in school uniform. A white short sleeve top, blue jumper, red tie and black school trousers. She wore high-tops. And with her green eyes was looking annoyed.
"Envy. I'm tryin'. Tech hates me man." The girl holding the camera said
"Yeah. So do all the guys in the skool. You repel them wid your BO." Envy said and rolled her eyes.
Lynette snickered and I giggled at them. Envy was not the one to get angry. TRUST ME. I know.
"Dude. We only have like 5 minutes so let's make it quick!" The girl said leaning on the wall. She was dark skinned and light brown eyes with her short hair loose. Her name was RoxXxan but Rox or Roxy for short. She wore the same as Envy but was holding a book.
"Come on Rox. We can bunk Biology. Such a killjoy!" Envy said happily.
"Yeah what evs! Come on." Rox said and held the camera straight.
"Right. HEY! Ruff Diamond! Babiiee Blue! Dis is RoxXxan, Envy and Cherri saying Word up!" Roxy said and Envy was giggling as Cherri smiled and waved.
"Anywho. We made this video to let you know we are alive and kickin' and Ruff Diamond. I hope you go back the being DJ Mad-Era." Envy said happily as the other "whoop"ed
"Man. You were EPIC at Club Insomnia! You created a Mad Era!" And they "whoop"ed louder
Lynette smiled at the memory and the Akatsuki looked curious at that but remained silent.
"Cherri. Wanna say somethin'?" Envy said and Cherri smiled.
"Babiiee Blue. I hope we meet again soon and we are so gonna set you up wid Alex when we get back!" Cherri said and Envy smirked evilly and they sung.
Alex and BB
Sitting in the tree.
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
First come love!
Then comes marriage!
Then a baby in the golden carriage!
They laughed hard and Roxy was shaking her head.
My face was hot with embarrassment and Lynette was trying hard not to laugh. So was the Akatsuki and Spencer and I glared at all of them.
"You're enjoying my pain aren't you?" I asked them but Lynette said.
"Oh yeah. I laugh at everyone's pain but my own. I'm not French though."
I rolled my eyes and the video continued.
Rox pinched their ears and held them to the camera.
"Apologize to BB. Now!" Rox said
"Sorry BB!" They said in unison and Rox let their ears go. They were rubbing their ear in pain.
"Sorry BB. Guess they ain't changed much. Anyways hope to see you soon. You too DJ Mad-Era aka Ruff Diamond! Whoo! Man. Once the holidays come we'll see you soon and it will be a complete female takeover! Sorry 'bout Adot, Lioness, Mz Bratt and Lady Leshurr. Dey had to stay in for insulting da teachers. AGAIN. But not a shock to you lot right?" She asked
"Nope. That's our girls." Me and Lynette said in unison
"Didn't fink so." Rox said and Envy and Cherri looked shocked for a second.
"YO ROX!" Envy shouted and was looking at something.
"What man?" Rox said annoyed.
"Selphie is all ova your boy Jamal!" Envy said pointing at something
Rox looked angry and got something from her bag and it was a Taser. Rox stormed off somewhere and Cherri ran to the camera.
"Get the camera! Get the camera! Ruff Diamond and BB need to see dis beef blood!" Envy said and was watching off the window. There was a crowd and a tall boy with braids holding a pale skinned girl with a short skirt and brown curly hair. Rox came to the scene with a Taser and she looked mad.
"The window!" Cherri yelled and she climbed through a window and heard everything.
"So you dumped me for this?" Rox yelled while pointing at Selphie and a crowd gathered.
"Yeah. He loves ME NOW!" Selphie yelled and Rox glared at her. If only looks can kill
"You skimpy-" Rox began to yell but Jamal intervened
"I don't need you anymore." Jamal said and began to walk off but he said something he'd regret.
"Besides she shows more SKILL then you ever could." He said out loud and the whole place went quiet.
"Oooh. He dead." Lynette said laughing and I smiled. Lynette then paused the film.
"Hey!" I said.
"Let's make a bet. Winner take all." Lynette said.
"Not happening."
Lynette started bawking like a chicken and I was twitching in anger.
"THAT'S IT! You're on!" I said.
"Place your bet!"
"$750 that she'll Taser, kick Jamal and slap the girl."
Lynette laughed hard and the Akatsuki looked at her weird.
"What?"
"Oh my- Really? $750? Man! You've lost your touch! I triple that!"
The Akatsuki's eyes widened as she smiled.
"Seriously? You will bet $2250?"
She scoffed. "Chayeah! I bet she will kick, taser, kick again then slap him, and say "Try growing those back!" Also. Bonus! $800 that she will punch the girl in the face and say "you two deserve each other" and slap him even when a teacher arrives . Do we have a deal?" She held her hand and I shook it.
"Deal."
"Donedo! Play the movie." Lynette said.
Rox charged at Jamal and kicked him in the nuts. He fell on his knees and cried. She then tasered them and kicked them again. Cherri cringed and Envy laughed hard.
"Ooh. That's gotta hurt man." Cherri said
"HAHAHAHAHAHAH! Dat's what you get when you mess with Roxs!" Envy said laughing hard.
Selphie backed up scared for her life and Rox slowly stepped towards him. He was scared of her as well. She then slapped him hard across the face.
"Try growing those back." She snarled and looked at Selphie and she slowly walked to her.
"I-I'm-I'm not sc-c-cared of- y-you." She said and Rox smiled.
"Huh." With her free hand she punched Selphie square in the face and Selphie fell back. She gripped her face and blood was oozing all over it.
"You two deserve each other." Rox snarled in her face and she ran crying like a baby and a teacher came running in.
"What is going on here?" The teacher said. He had long blond hair and green eyes. Looks around 50 years old and had dorky glasses. Rox slapped him hard in front of the teacher and he looked angry.
"RoxXxan Mitchel! 3 weeks detention!" The teacher boomed and Rox shrugged.
"Fine by me." Rox said not caring and put the taser in her pocket and she winked at the camera.
"What are you all looking at! BACK TO CLASS!" The teacher yelled and the crowd died down instantly.
"My office. Now." The teacher said and she shrugged.
"Fine. Let me get my stuff from outside." Rox said.
"5 minutes." The teacher growled and went to class. Envy and Cherri ran back to their usual spot and saw Rox coming. They were laughing uncontrollably.
"Man. Dat was AWESOME Rox!" Cherri said laughing and Rox smiled
"Did you see their faces? I mean SelFISH can't take a punch! And Jamal!" Envy laughed hard and they all looked at the camera.
"See gang? We haven't changed!"
"ROXXXAN MITCHEL! YOUR 5 MINUTES ARE UP!"
"Yikes! The Old Man is out here! Reminds me of Hidan.
"What does?"
"The dorkiness, the oldness and the yelling. CANNOT STAND him. The other Akatsuki members are kick ass!" Envy said and they agreed. They rushed to get their bags.
The whole limo ended up laughing at Hidan as he was twitching in anger.
"I HATE THOSE GIRLS!" He said and we laughed harder.
"You just proved their point!" I said and we laughed harder than hard.
"Ok…ok…ok" Lynette said wiping away tears and watching the last few seconds of the video.
"Ok. We gotta jet man!" Envy said quickly.
"Girls! We'll see you soon bye! Love you! PEACE!" They all said in unison and the video went black.
"Hehe. Told ya. I KNOW Rox well." Lyn boasted.
"Man. I lost AGAIN." I groaned.
"Well. You owe me $3050 plus interest!" She piped up
"That wasn't part of the deal!" I said but she smiled more.
"Seems fair. So now I want $3850. In cash!"
"Fine." I said defeated. I should have known I would lose that bet.
Spencer was quiet the whole time but I can't blame him because Lynette is blanking him. I felt sorry for him though. He really loves Lynny but hey! He wrecked her Porshe. I gave Lyn back her phone and she put it away.
"What did that girl mean by 'going back to DJ Mad-Era?" Konan asked Lyn and she smiled.
"It's a past time. I used to be a DJ at a nightclub called Insomnia. That's how I met them. Apparently they said I was epic at it but I gave it up." Lyn shrugged.
"If you liked it so much, why give it up?" Konan asked.
"Well. Good question. I don't know. I guess I was so used to the life as an assassin that I had no time for DJ Mad-Era. BUT I do know one of these days she may come back for kicks. If you're lucky you just might see her." Lyn said and Konan nodded and everything went silent. I was dying. I hate silence.
"Please help me!" I said in my mind and Lyn saw me dying.
"Ok. Enough of this." I heard Lynette mumble.
"What –"I said and Lynette starting talking to the rest of them.
"Ok. Xadi here is dying. Ok? SAY SOMETHING! Honestly people! We are in a limo and the silence is killing me! Killing me swiftly and softly." Then she turned to me "No I am not commenting a song so nothing comes out of your howling screamer." I smiled and she turned back to them "Guys. WAKE UP! We are in a Hummer Limo! Not many people get that opportunity! Honestly it's like a graveyard in a moving yet styling car. Someone start a convo!" Lynette said stressfully and they all looked at me. I shrugged.
"Hey. She said it better than me." I said and I held my hands in mock surrender.
"Ok. So… what's that?" Pein asked looking at the Xbox Elite. Lynette smiled.
"Appreciated. That is an Xbox. A gaming console."
"Gaming console?"
"Yep."
"How does it work?"
"Why don't I show you?" Lynette pushed the start-up button and it lit up. Then a three TV screens appeared. One near Lynette, one near me and one big one in the centre for everyone to see. She took the black controller and I took the silver one.
"Ok. Xadi how about a game?"
"'K. What about the one off Mykal's pals did for us."
"Fine with me. You're going down anyway."
"Oh ho. Bring it on!"
"The first match is a practise round. K?"
"Fine by me."
"Please sign in."
CALLIE said and small screens came towards me and Lynny. I put my hand on it and it scanned my hand print.
"Welcome MiZXadi"
CALLIE said and on my TV screen was the animated version of me. I wore a white tee, black jeans and boots and had the Akatsuki cloak only it was more feminine and it was white with black clouds. I had black sunglasses and twin swords in my hands. I named her "V"
"'k. My turn."
Lyn mimicked me and signed in.
"Welcome Ruff DiamondZ."
CALLIE said and an animated version of Lynette appeared. She had a black top, jeans and boots and a red belt. Black shades with a mouthpiece and the Akatsuki cloak (Feminine). In her hand was a big sword with red patterning and a motorcycle engine. (Red Queen from DMC4) and was glowing deep red. She named her "Azura"
And so we played the game. Mykal had friends in the gaming industry and had them make a one off production of Naruto game. Just for us and they added me and Lyn inside it as Akatsuki members and had the others added in. it was called Naruto: Dawn of the Akatsuki, Rise of the Azure (Made the name up.) and Lyn picked a VERSES battle.
"Ok. Prepare to lose." Lynette said cracking her knuckles.
"Bring it!" I said doing the same thing
We picked ourselves and the battle begins. On the big screen, It showed V and Azura in a huge forest.
They were talking. Azura walking up and down and V looking at her.
"Simply amazing V." Azura said sarcastically and walking towards a tree.
"Azura." V said and Azura looked at her.
"You really came to save me huh? I'm SO FLATTERED!" Azura said as they were surrounded in a circle of black flames. V was looking at the flames for a way out and looked at Azura.
"But you're TOO LATE!" Azura said angrily with a demonic tinge to her voice and V drew her twin swords, twirled them and pointed them at Azura.
"Huh!" Azura said unimpressed by V's weapons and Azura put her hand in the air summoning her huge sword. She looked down and when she looked back up she had a psychotic smile on her face but with her shades on, her eyes were hidden.
"Come here. I'll make it all stop. BURN BABY!" Azura said and the floor became pitch black and Azura blasted black flames at V but V back flipped away and slashed Azura 3 times. Azura screamed in pain and disappeared into the flame circle.
"Ninja Art. Shadow Clones!" Azura voice echoed and 3 Azuras charged at V and slashed her making the combo of 26! V was falling but before she fell an Azura clone blasted black flames at her.
"Ninja Art! Dance of Twin Dragons!" V said as her swords glowed white. Two dragons were summoned and destroyed the clones and the Real Azura appeared.
Here's the link for the fight: (Image that's how it went.)
e.com/watch?v=W7L0Gmc-VXc (Start at 1:09 – 2:59)
Axel = Azura
Roxas= V
Note:
When Roxas says "come on!" V says "That all you got!"
When Axel says "Get back!" Azura says "DIE!"
When Axel "laughs and says ok" Azura says "Ok! You asked for it!"
When Axel says "Got it memorized" Azura says "Feel the Burn!"
When Axel says "Get this!" Azura says "Azure Fang!" And blasts black flames
(In the end, I know Axel loses but Azura wins.)
V aimed to strike Azura in the heart and Azura blocks it.
This is what Azura's Jutsu looks like.
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"Forbidden Art! Azure Blood Kain!" Azura shouted and her aura became red. She punched V in the air and swung her sword around. As she swung her sword, it emanated a black aura and she stabbed the ground. Two forces of darkness and electricity struck V and blow her away. V screamed in agony as she crashed on the ground hard and her weapons were destroyed. Azura held her sword with one hand and looked in the sky with a psychotic smile.
V is struggling to stand and Azura looks at her with pity. V is looking at the ground in pain and bleeding badly and Azura is smiling psychotically.
WINNER AZURA!
"Heh. Weakling." Azura taunted and pointed her sword at V.
Flashback.
Azura is leaning on a tree and V is standing looking at the midnight sky.
"You're leaving. Just like that?" Azura said shocked and angrily.
"Yeah. And that's it. I gotta find my way on my own. Bye Azura." V said and started to walk off.
"You get on their bad side and they will kill you."
"Doesn't matter to me anymore." V said and started walking off.
"You leave and we are officially enemies." Azura said and V stopped.
"I gotta find my way and it ain't here. They'll do fine without me" V said "And so will you."
V disappeared and Azura was left speechless. She looked at the night sky with anger and stormed back to base.
"I'll get stronger and make you wish you never left. With the power of the Azure." Azura said angrily
End of Flashback.
"Even when you left, you were weak. Like you are now." Azura said as her fist was covered in black flames "So ready to die?"
V looked at Azura with her blood covered face. "I found. My. Way. And I won't. Won't die here."
Azura laughed like a mad woman. It was cold, harsh and demonic.
"YOU SENTIMENTAL FOOL! You think I CARE if you found yourself! Your existence pisses me off! You left me alone and all I had to count on was the forbidden power of the Azure! YOU left! And now LOOK AT YOU! WEAK AS EVER! AND ME! STRONG! FEARLESS! INVINCIBLE! I DON'T NEED YOU! I NEVER NEEDED YOU! I AM INVINCIBLE! Now… DIE!" Azura said as the black flames covered the V's body and she screamed in agony. The screen was covered in the flames and echoed with Azura's maniacal laughter as it said "GAME OVER." On the screen.
"HA! OWNED! AZURA RULES!" Lynette said smiling
"Oh come on!" I said looking at the screen.
"Hehe! My character may be crazy but she kicks ass!" Lynette said happily as I groaned.
"I lost AGAIN!" I said annoyed
"WHOO! I RULE!" Lynette cheered.
"Ok. You did say that this was a practise round!" I pointed and she chuckled
"Yeah. I know. Pein here." Lynette said and gave the remote to Pein and explained the controls.
"Ok. Verses Mode again but now it's Pein vs. V. Good luck!" Lynette said sitting back.
The screen changed and V was walking towards the base.
V was walking towards the Akatsuki base. The wind is blowing coldly on her skin as she makes her way to the entrance.
"So you decide to come back." A blank but deep voice said and out of the shadows appeared Pein. Glaring at V as she looked at him
"Pein." V said.
"Why did you return." Pein demanded rather than asking.
"I need to see Azura. Where is she?" V asked
"Hmph. None of your concern." Pein said as he was blazing with chakra.
"But if you want to see her…" Pein said and got in his fighting stance. "You will have to pass me."
"As you wish." V said and drew her twin swords and her wolf charm ready.
GET READY! FIGHT!
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Killer Bee = V (Ignore the rapping)
Sasuke = Pein
"PLANETERY DEVASTATION!" Pein yelled as the earth crumbling into a gigantic rock and slammed into V. V screamed and fell bleeding as Pein landed on his feet.
WINNER PEIN!
"Not bad. You are strong but not strong enough." Pein said
GAME OVER!
"The gaming world hates me." I said looking at the screen.
"HAHAHAHAHA! LOSER! HAHAHAHA-" Hidan said laughing at me but he was silenced by Lynette's death glare. Her eyes ACTUALLY changed red from all that anger and her hand was ACTUALLY sparking.
"L—Lynette?" I said backing away from her and she snapped out of it.
"Hmm? What?" Lynette said normally.
"You ok?"
"Sorry. I zone out when I'm angry."
"No kiddin'"
"Hey. All you need is more practise. You'll get better."
"Yeah. This is coming from the gaming queen."
"OK! You get better BUT not as good as me!" She beamed and I smiled.
"Hey. Here."
"TOBI WANNA TRY! TOBI WANNA TRY!" Tobi said happily
"Ok! Ok!" She said and gave him a red controller.
"Konan wanna try?" I said and she nodded. I gave her my silver controller.
"Itachi." Lynette said giving him the last controller.
"65 minutes until we arrive home." CALLIE said.
Lynette and me were watching the Akatsuki play and MAN! They are good! Lynette turned around and looked out the back window.
"What the hell?"
"What?"
"Xadi did you order a glee club to tail us?"
"Huh?"
I looked behind us and saw 10 guys all in black suits and black motorbikes behind us.
"Nice suits. Cashmere. They have taste." Lynette said randomly and I looked her weirdly.
"What? I'm into fashion. That a crime?" And I rolled my eyes.
"There's something off about them I admit that." I said and Lynette glared at them then her eyes widened.
"Shit." She said.
"What? Who are they?"
"Take a wild guess. The girl you're after." Lynette said as I looked angry.
"Mikaela." I said.
"Alright. We're cool." She said and then looked at me.
"We are?"
"Yeah. We can just use the weapons on CALLIE."
I looked shocked and looked away Lynette saw this and looked at me.
"CALLIE does HAVE weapons right?" She asked
"Uh….." I said looking for an answer
"CALLIE has weapons on her right now. Right?" She said.
"Uh. I forgot?" I said sheepishly as she rose a brow and folded her arms.
"You forgot?" She said darkly.
"Uh. Yeah." I said.
Lynette looked dark and then went calm then the limo stopped. The men in black suits were surrounding us and Lynette looked pissed. The other cars managed to drive away quickly.
"I'm not gonna insult you."
"Ok."
"In English! Perra tonta! Genial! Ahora estamos atrapados con los chicos en cachemira que nos rodea y decir que se olvidó de cargar las armas de Callie? ¿Qué te pasa hombre! Juro que si no vivo A TRAVÉS DE ESTE ENFERMO matar Bring You Back to Life sólo para volver a matar!" Lynette yelled and I was speechless.
"Spence…." I said a tad scared of her. Usually I'm not scared of her… just her temper. She does the unpredictable when she's angry which isn't good for anyone.
"Y-yeah?" He said quietly. He sounded upset but he looked at me gently.
"What did she say?" I asked
Spencer looked at pissed off Lynette and she glared at him darkly and them he looked back at me.
"Uh I would tell you but I'm in a live or die situation." Spencer said referring to Lynette's temper.
"Too harsh to put into English?" I said and he nodded once.
"XADILAH! WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED! COME OUT OF THE LIMO AND SURRENDER OR DIE!" A man yelled from outside.
"Ok. You guys have your techniques here right?" Lynette asked the Akatsuki with her hair covering her eyes. And they said no.
"Great(!)"
"Now what?" I said looking for a way out but I saw sniper guys on top of buildings watching us.
"Damn. 2 snipers around." I said
"Ok." Lynette said and she looked up at us with determination.
"I've gotta plan."
"Is it good?" I asked
"Yep." She said
"Will it work?" I asked
"Yep." She said
"Will we die?" I asked grimly because Lynette's plans were ALWAYS crazy, ludacris and life threatening but very effective.
"Mm. Probably." She said with a shrug
"Ok. I'm fine as long as I chilling wid Jesus."
"Heh. We might but Hidan there will be chilling wid Satan."
"HEY!" Hidan shouted as Lynette smirked.
"Let me rephrase that. He will be "BURNING" with Satan."
"Why you-"Hidan said when he was cut off by the guy outside.
"XADILAH! STEP OUT OF THE LIMO AND SURRENDER NOW!"
Lynette sighed and pressed a button on her trainers and wheels came out.
"Your trainers can turn into roller-skates?" I asked
"Ehh! I have TIME!"
"XADILAH! THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING-"The man yelled but Lynette rolled down the window and started shouting at him
"EY! WE HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME JACKASS! SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I COME OUT THERE AND KICK YOUR ASS!"
"HA! LIKE YOU COULD ANYWAY!"
"You know what?" Lynette said angrily and begins to open the door but I stopped her.
"What the hell are you doing? You wanna die?" I said.
"I'm just gonna talk. When I give the signal, you boost full speed ahead got it?" She said darkly
"Lyn-"
"Good." She said and stepped outside.
"OK! YOU WANNA FIGHT? BRING! IT! ON!" Lynette said.
"What is she doing?" Konan asked looking outside.
"God knows." I said as I watched waiting for the signal.
"HA! WE HAVE THE PLACE SURROUNDED! YOU KILL ONE OF US, YOU DIE!"
"HA! LIKE YOU CAN KILL ME! I BET YOU CAN'T GOT ANYWHERE WITH YOUR SORRY ASS FRINEDS!"
"EXCUSE ME?"
"YEAH BITCH YOU HEARD ME! YOU ARE GONNA GET YOUR ASS KICKED IF YOU DON'T LET US THROUGHT RIGHT NOW!"
"YOU CAN'T KICK MY ASS!"
"YOU HAVE BEEN TAILING US SINCE THE SHOPPING CENTRE RIGHT! AND I NOTICE ALL YOU DO IS SIT DOWN! WHEN YOU DIE BY MY HAND, TELL THEM TO BURY YOU ON YOUR STOMACH TO GIVE YOUR FAT ASS A BREAK!"
We all gasped in shock as did the guys. They were speechless. Lynette was pissed off and the guy was getting pissed as well. He drew his gun and got ready to shoot at Lynette.
"You…Bitch…" He said darkly
Lynette started to fall backwards…
"OH SHIT! NOOOOO!" I said wanting to go out there when…
BANG!
End.
This is what Lynette said in Spanish put into English:
"You silly bitch! Great! Now we are trapped with guys in cashmere surrounding us and say you forgot to load the weapons on CALLIE? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN! I SWEAR IF I DONT LIVE THROUGH THIS ILL KILL YOU BRING YOU BACK TO LIFE JUST TO KILL YOU AGAIN!"
Left it at a cliff hanger. Does Lynette survive? Find out next time readers!
MiZXadi