Shopping Spree with a Twist of Fate (Part 3)
I have everything and nothing….
Lynette had just been shot! And she was falling backwards..
"Oh God! NOOO!" I said as I was about to go out there when-
BANG!
A sound of a bullet echoed in the air. Everyone. Even us in the car held our breath and was still. The guy who Lynette had been shouting at, looked at his chest. There was a bullet in his chest and a lot of blood started to show. He fell of his bike and on the road. Dead.
"How in the hell did that-" I said when Spencer interrupted.
"Xadi. Look." He said as he referred to Lynette. Lynette had bent backwards as if she did the Matrix and had shot him with a gun in her pockets. She flipped backwards and stood tall.
"As if… you can kill me…" Lynette said plainly as she started shooting at the men around the area.
"Oh my… KILL HER!" A sniper shouted and it had begun.
"CALLIE! WHEN I GIVE THE SIGNAL, FULL SPEED AHEAD!" I said
"Yes Xadilah."
"KILL HER! KILL HER NOW! Yelled the guys as they charged at her. Lynette stood her ground and smirked .
"Bring it on jackass!" Lynette shouted. The men started shooting at her as she sprinted towards them.
Lynette was fighting hard. She avoided all the bullets shot at her with her flips and hip hop moves. She knee dropped and shot 5 men and they were all head shots. They fell dead. The snipers tried to shoot her but she evaded the shots each time. She jumped in the air and like a snake, attacked a guy breaking his ribs. She used the body as a shield and blocked the shots fired at her. She spun the body by his arms and let go. The body slammed into 3 men. Smashing the ribs killing them instantly. She spin dropped and fired the men in bike. They fell dead. The motorbike headed straight for Lynette. She flipped in the air and landed on the seat of the bike.
"WHOOO HOOO!" Lynette said as she revved up the bike. Aiming for the last guy. She was driving straight at him at a fast pace. He shot at her but she missed them all. She drove straight into him and flipped off backwards. In midair, she shot the tank of the bike making it explode. She did two backflips and landed on her feet.
"AWESOME UN!" Deidara shouted as I smiled. She walked away from the explosive like in those action movies… Snipers were shooting at her! But she dodged in time.
"What the hell!" She said evading shots
"Lynette! Snipers!" I said
"Right! On it!" She said running fast. The snipers were shooting from up top. She picked up some ammo. She loaded her gun and flipped away from another bullet. She found a two grenades and denotanor. She ran into a valley and vanished in the building shadows.
"Very impressive." Pein said
"Unique techiques for a young girl." Kokuzu pointed out
"LYNETTE IS SOOOOOO COOL!"Tobi said happily
"Amazing…" Konan said
I sighed relieved that she didn't die.
"Well. She isn't called the Invincible Assassin for nothin'"
"She has rightfully earned that name" Itachi said calmly but something about his tone of voice. It was almost like he said it lovingly. As if… nah! Can't be. Could it?
Lynette climbed up the buildings. It was 3 storeys high but she wasn't afraid.
"Ok. 1…2…3…" She counted and flipped into a small space away from sniper's site
"Where did she go?" She heard a man say.
"Keep your eyes peeled." The man said over the walkie talkie.
Lynette saw the first sniper and secretly planted the grenade in the room. She jumped into the shadows again and found the second sniper. She snuck in and broke his neck and took his sniper rifle.
"Malcolm. Malcolm come in." The man said over the talkie. Lynette smirked and shot at him with the sniper in the head.
"Hehe. Sorry. He's not here right now." Lynette said as she put on her mouthpiece in.
"Yo Xadi." She said over the mouthpiece and I put it on speaker. A hologram of Lynette appeared. She was partly covered in blood and holding a sniper but she seemed fine.
"Lynette. You ok?"
"Hell yeah. Snipers terminated."
"Cool. Come back to the Limo. Let's get the hell outta here."
"On my…. Oh shit!"
"Lynette? What is it!"
"REINFORCEMENTS! XADI! GO NOW!"
"What! I ain't leaving you!"
"GO NOW! I'LL HOLD THEM OFF! I'LL CATCH UP!"
"Lynette-"
"NOW!"
"Lynette! YOU CAN'T SURVIVE THAT!"
"OH HOHOHO! CAN'T! GIRL! HAVE YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING! I AM THE INVINCIBLE ASSASSIN REMEMBER!"
"YEAH BUT-"
"NO BUTS! GET OUTTA HERE!"
"LYN-"
"NOW XADI!"
"CALLIE STEP ON IT!"
CALLIE revved up and started driving off fast.
"Lynette! How do you plan to catch up!"
"I'll do what I do best – improvise. I'll catch up. Keep going. I got your location on a GPS tracker. For now step on it!" And the hologram faded.
"Lynette. I hope you know what you're doing. You can't die on me now." I said in my head.
"She'll be fine." Pein said and I looked up surprised at him. He's standing up for someone he barely knows.
"Ya think?" I said
"Yes. I may not have had the privilege to know Lynette for a long time like you and Spencer have. But from what I've just seen, there is no way in hell that she will die on you. She'll be back." Pein said reassuringly
"Wow. You only known her for a few hours and they like her already."
"Well. I f****** don't" Hidan said
"Shut up Hidan." We all said in unison and glared and he shut up.
Oh yeah. We rule.
(Lynette)
"Now to get out of here." Lynette said to herself.
Two trucks had just arrived with more men inside.
"Dammit." She whispered as she looked at…C4. Boxes full of it.
"Hehe." Lynette said.
"WHERE IS SHE! FIND HER!" As 20 men with guns started looking for Lynette. Lynette miraculously planted 10 boxes of C4 around the buildings without being sighted. She had turned them all active and all she had to do was push the red button she held in her hand. She walked on a lamppost and nonchalantly stood there. One of the men saw her already and she waved mockingly.
"Hey boys!" She said hyperly.
"HEY! THERE SHE IS!" The men pointed all guns at her.
"Whoa whoa whoa." She said with her hands up in mock surrender. "You don't wanna shoot me now do you?"
"What are you WAITING FOR! FUCKING SHOOT HER ALREADY!" Yelled the leader.
"This seems too easy." One of the men thought.
Lynette pulled out the trigger and they got ready to shoot her.
"What the hell is she up to! What is that she's holding?" One guy said
"Any of you watched Dexter's Laboratory on Cartoon Network?" She asked sweetly while holding the trigger. "In the childish words of DeeDee… OOHH! What does this button do?" She said mimicking D.D's voice and pulled the trigger. All buildings blew up sky high with angry rage. Saw a helicopter and throw a rope to the edge. She was almost 3 storeys in the air then she let go. The men were dead or on their way.
She dialled Xadilah's number and started to freefall.
(Xadi and Gang.)
"Hmm." Xadi said and answered the call. She saw Lynette freefalling. With no parachute.
"Uhh. Lynette. Why are you freefalling?"
"Well. I let the boys a parting gift and they went out with a bang." Lynette said smirking but she didn't notice men freefalling after her.
"Lyn. Goons on your tail!" I said.
"Eh! No problem. But you might wanna focus on the black car tailing ya." She said. I looked out and saw them.
"Ok. Enough games." I said as I climb out the window and stood on the Limo. I drew the knives from my waistcoat and grabbed the gun inside.
"BRING IT ON!" I said determined
(Lynette)
(I thought this song would suit it so much. It's by Jeff Williams. Listen to it. PURE EPICNESS!)
Falling toward the sky
Waiting for my...ride
Lynette flipped backwards was surround by five men with knives. She got one man by the arm and broke it.
"GGGAAAAHHHHH!" The guy screamed. Two men flew towards her. She kicked them both in the neck and they instantly broke.
Insane breakneck pace
No brakes full speed ahead on this chase
Goons-nippin at my heels
Move my wheels cuz I'm not tryin to get killed
Ooh-what I'm gonna do?
Me and the crew-one false move-we through
Stress level high it's a full court press
Can't guess wrong the result is death
Adrenaline filled like a kid named Ritalin
Gotta get away from this bullshit middleman
Pushed to the max no time to relax
Cuz if we ain't swift we facin the axe
But I ain't tryin to hear it-float like a spirit
Finish line comin, I feel us gettin near it
Can't stop now , yo, we almost there
Unaware of what awaits us in the air
"Who's next!" Lynette beamed. One man with a gun started shooting. Lynette evaded each bullet with a series of twists and turns. She got in close and kneed in the most ribs and killing him. She turned to the last guy.
"Kill yourself of I'll do it for you!" She said darkly. He got a gun and shot himself in the head. Smashing his skull. Lynette was almost close to the ground.
Falling toward the sky
Waiting for my...ride
"Think. Think. Thi- hey!" She said and saw a grappling hook inside the man's jacket. She grabbed it and linked it to the gun (Kinda like Kim Possible's Hairdryer) It merely took second for her to do it.
"Ok. NOW!" she said and shot at a metal pole and it grabbed it. Pulling Lynette under .
"WOOOHOOOOOO!" She said happily. While in mid air she deactivated the gun letting her fall into a dark tunnel. Full of cars.
(Xadi)
Gunshot
One man down.
One man climbed onto the car and tried shooting her. She gracefully kicked the gun of him and butterfly kicked him off the car.
"Take that bitch!" I said. I shot at the car window, killing the driver. The dead body made him drive of the cliff and making the car explode.
"Ok." I was about to climb in when 5 black cars were speeding towards me.
"You gotta be shittin' me" I said as I reloaded me gun and got ready.
"Lynette. Where are you?" I said desperately. And got ready to fight.
(Lynette.)
Landin safe on the back of the truck
Now we ride through the streets talk about good luck
Man that was tough, jumpin off the building
But if we didn't do it then our time was up
Lynette had landed on the back of a truck. (Lucky.) She was standing at the head of the truck and saw traffic ahead.
"Dammit. At the rate, I'll never catch up. Huh?" She looked up on the high way road and saw. XADI! She was fighting men off the limo. Even the Akatsuki was helping but they were on the black cars.
"Gotta get up there." She said. She jumped off the truck and shot the grappling hook and started swinging like Spiderman.
"Comin' Xadi" she said and she made a triple front flip chasing Xadi underneath the road.
(Xadi)
Never that though I'm just too swift
Blessed with a gift that flows from my lips
Still represent still talkin that shit
Still hit your chest like a blast from the fifth
"Hi-yah!" I said kicking a man off the limo. This is intense. The Akatsuki member are of the black cars helping me. Spencer is on the wheel because they shot the autosystem.
"Spence! Keep it steady!" I shouted
"On it! Xadi! More men incoming!" He shouted and more men came. I sighed cuz I'm tired. They just keep coming. I roundhouse kicked them all. I can't keep doing this. I didn't see one man aiming for my head when.
"GAAHHH!" The men cried as a kunai hit him square in the head. Kisame flipped onto the limo and covered my back
"You alright?" Kisame asked while swinging his sword at some men. I smiled and covered his back.
"Thanks." I said gratefully while fighting off more men. Konan flipped onto the limo as continued fighting.
"This is your, Lynette's and Spencer's life every day?" Konan asked while stabbing a man.
"Yeah." I grunted while kicking a guy of the limo. "Pretty shitty huh?" Konan and Kisame chuckled and agreed.
Hidan was enjoying killing them cuz we was covered in blood and cackling at their mutilated bodies. All members jumped back on the limo and Spencer was evading all cars in the way.
"There's too many of 'em!" I said. " Damn you, Micheala."
"It's over!" One guy said as like 12 black cars were tailing us. It couldn't get any worse could it?
"XADI! THEY BARRACADED THE ROAD AHEAD AND THERE ARE MEN WITH GUNS!" Spencer yelled. I darted to the road ahead with wide eyes. There are men with guns pointing at us that are 10 miles ahead and we have 12 cars tailing us
Things OFFICALLY just got worse.
"No. No!" I said.
Ain't no stopping I'm-a keep it poppin
Rollin rockin pure hip-hoppin
Soul like Rakim you know I got plenty
I'm a C note, dog, and you're more like a penny
10 miles.
Standing there thinking.
8 miles
Think!
6 miles
THINK!
4 miles
It's….
2 miles
Over.
Then BANG! Under the barricade, it exploded and the men fell. Spencer cleverly avoided that.
"Huh?" Spencer said. Then a ramp was raised up like 4 miles ahead and it was a clear road to.
"What the hell? Xadi. Did you-" Spencer asked
"Not me." I said. Behind us the highway with the 12 cars exploded and the cars fell into the ocean.
"What the-" I said. The Akatsuki were astonished at that.
"How did that…" Konan asked.
"." Tobi said. "ROAD BREAKING! I DON'T WANNA DIE! TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! GOOD BOY!"
Pein lightly hit him on the head.
"Owie!" Tobi cried
"Spencer! Step on it!" Pein said. The road was crumbling. The whole high road is coming down! We need to make it to that ramp fast!
"Spencer! FASTER!" I said, The road was catching up to us!
"I'm tryin' dammit!" He said.
3 miles
I held on the opened sunroof as did everyone.
2 miles
Getting ready…
Jeff sent the text, asked for the best
So I stepped right in put flames to the test
Burn it down from dusk til dawn
Rise from the ash and then I'm gone
1 mile
"Brace yourself!" I said. Spencer revved it up and we jumped over the ramp. While in the air, I heard something grab a pie under the limo. And we landed safely. I let go and sighed relived then I laughed it off.
"Well. That was fun." I said. Spencer opened the door and left the driver's seat and saw the road had crumbled and we were safe.
"I'm never doing that again." Spencer said. The Akatsuki jumped off the top of the limo and onto the road. I sat there relieved it was over.
"That was entertaining." Pein said. The other agreed.
"I wanna know that that road exploded." Sasori said.
"Whatever it was, it was good timing." Itachi said.
Then I saw a black shadow flip onto the road and there was a smiling Lynette!
"Thanks Itachi." She said as she walked towards us. Akatsuki just smiled.
"Lynette. You sly-" I said smiling as she smirked back
"See? My plans are ludacris but highly effective. " Lynette said while pointing to the damaged road.
"Now let's go home!"
"You got it." I said and got in the limo. Even after all that, Lynette still blanked Spencer and he sighed sadly and started driving us to my house. The conversation there was lively. Micheala sure as hell ain't fooling around but i will get her soon
Falling toward the Sky.
Waiting for my ride
(Micheala)
"WHAT?" She yelled. "All 550 men are dead!"
"Only 2 survivors." A man replied.
"DAMMIT!" She screamed then sighed. "Ok. Fine. If it's a war they want, it's a war they get!"
The men cheered for Micheala.
"I will get you….. Xadilah…. Just you wait….."
END!
Sorry it took long to plan.
Until next time readers!
MiZXadi luvz you!"