One day I got sick of reading stories where Spot saves a girl and they fall in love, so I made this. Please R&R, and I don't mind flames! BTW, I made this in about half an hour, so sorry if it's a little rushed : )
Disclamer: well, I don't own Spot, so what good is there in life?
I'm walking thru New York, my last pape under my arm, when I here a cry for help. I drop the pape and run down the ally it was issued from, until I see three kids, two beating up another. I jump on one and throw him into another, and kick both in the stomach until they bend over and retch. I pull up the boy and see he's Spot Conlons, leader of the Brooklyn Newises. "Tanks. Who are you?" he asks. "Ise Penny, and I think I just saved youse from getting soaked. Why don't you give me a place to stay for the rest of my life?"
And he does. I become a okay shot with a sling, and one day Ise walking thru New York, my last pape under my arm, when I here a cry for help. I drop the pape and run down the ally it was issued from, until I see three kids, two beating up another. I hit one with a shot and kick the other in the back of his neck. I pull up the boy and see he's Racetrack, my life long crush. I kiss him, and we get married and live happily ever after.