Mikau: Hey everybody. Good to see you again. Thanks to foreverandeveralone, LMeg9.20, DayDreaming0f y0u, and Aniki-xvi who reviewed. This is the first of the extra chapters; just a funny little scene with Shinichi and Conan. I hope you enjoy it. Next up is Hakuba stumbling upon Conan and Kaito's date as suggested by Aniki-xvi. Please send in ideas for additional chapters and scenes or situations you would like to see written. Also, comments, praise, and constructive criticism are always appreciated, if you have time. Thanks for reading!
Disclaimer: If I owned it, I'd really like to do a chapter where Conan meets Kaito instead of Kid.
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Omake One: The Better Deal
"I'm beginning to think that you got the better deal," Shinichi grumbled, handing Conan a spoon for his ice cream before taking a seat on the couch beside his other half.
"You wanted this," the smaller detective responded, a smug look on his face.
"Yeah, yeah, but while I'm still in the doghouse with Ran, you're getting to second base with Kaito. It's not fair; I never got any as Conan." It was amusing to see the seemingly older of the two pouting like a child.
"We got enough." The bespectacled boy shrugged. "May I remind you of all the times she held us to her chest or the time we took a bath together or—"
"—I get it. I get it," Shinichi muttered, stealing the cherry off of Conan's sundae. "Still not fair."
"Kaito can tie cherry stems into bows," Conan remarked offhandedly, snatching Shinichi's cherry in retribution.
"So?" The taller brunette proceeded to tie his own stem into a bow with a little difficulty. "See. I can do it too."
"Kaito uses his tongue." The grade schooler tried not to smirk too much.
"You lucky son of a gun." Shinichi glared.
"You're not going to go insane with jealousy, come to loath me, and decide to scatter my brains all over the sidewalk, are you?" the smaller sleuth chuckled. "I'm starting to think that that dream was prophetic."
"You know, I'm considering it," the Heisei Holmes muttered ruefully. "Then I could steal your foxy boyfriend."
"Foxy is exactly the right word," Conan smiled innocently.
Shinichi snorted. "You know, Ran's foxy too."
"Not like Kaito."
"At least mine has breasts." Shinichi mentally added a "Take that!"
"Kaito has a penchant for cross-dressing, and his feel every bit as real as Ran's."
The Detective of the East groaned. "Why, oh why didn't I notice how hott Kaito was before we got separated?"
Conan shrugged, taking a huge bite of green tea ice cream. "Your loss."
"Wanna trade?" There was a hopeful tone to the older detective's voice.
"Nope," the prodigy giggled. "I'm perfectly happy with what I've got."
"We were always so 'gloom and doom' when we were Conan. When did you get so chipper and optimistic?" Shinichi inquired, raising an eyebrow in suspicion.
"When Kaito told me he loved me and I realized that I got to spend the rest of my life with such a wonderful, amazing person."
The older brunette nodded, looking down and contemplating his ice cream. "Ran's wonderful and amazing too."
"She'll forgive you eventually," Conan assured his other half. "Just give her time to be sure that you're back for good this time."
"I know…it's just…waiting's hard, and you and your super athletic, flexible, dexterous boyfriend are not making my life any easier," the frustrated Shinichi grumbled. "So…tell me about his tongue again?"
"It's absolutely, sinfully wicked," Conan started for the nth time.
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