Ok...so this was going to be a one-shot, but I had an idea for another chapter, and the only review I got (so far) asked for me to contine it. So yeah...

And, thank you NoelleLange for thinking that my writing's funny lol.

Max glanced at the clock on the microwave. "Shit, it's almost three thirty! They're going to be coming in any minute." Shocked, she smacked her hand to her mouth; she couldn't believe she said that out loud! Quickly looking around the kitchen she sighed, thank goodness Fang was downstairs washing the laundry.

Smirking she placed the freshly made chocolate chip cookies that, she'd just bought from the bakery, onto the plate. Max couldn't help but laugh to herself, the kids still thought that she made them herself.

She sighed, the kids. It wasn't like she hated them or anything, in fact she'd rather die than have any of them be hurt. But damn! They could be so freaking annoying sometimes.

Just then Matt who was just five came in. Dropping his books on the counter he grabbed a cookie. Then seven year old Danny came in, seeing the cookies she quickly snatched one off the plate also. Nine year old Kyle came in next, her hair coming out of her ponytail. Finally eleven year old Alex came in, seeing the cookies she grabbed the milk out of the fridge, and came over.

Max sat back, smiling as her kids stuffed they're faces with chocolate chip cookies and milk. But then Kyle had to just ruin the moment.

"Uh…mom?" Kyle asked, looking at something hidden behind the three other kids.

"Yeah, sweety," Max smiled.

"What's this?" she held up the box from the bakery, with the receipt tapped to the top.

Shit! I forgot to throw the damned box away! Max thought, quickly trying to come up with an answer. "Uh…nothing honey. I just went to the bakery to get some… uh…"

"The receipt says you bought chocolate chip cookies, today at like two!" Alex said butting in.

"You said you made the cookies!" Danny pouted.

"Yeah, and that you put love in every one!" Matt said, his bottom lip trembling.

Max sighed, she might as well come out of the cookie making closet now, "Honey, I didn't say that. I said that I put love in every cookie…not that I made them."

Her kids looked at her blankly. Then finally Alex said, "Seriously mom?"

Before she could answer, Kyle interrupted, "I don't know about you guys but I don't care. These cookies are amazing, and I'm gonna eat them anyway." Then she took the plate of cookies, and went into the other room.

The other kids watched as she left, then slowly one by one, they went and followed their sister out of the room.

Danny was the last to leave. She looked at her mom and shrugged, "Well they are good."

Max stared after them for a moment. Then she realized they took the plate. "Shit, they took all of them," she took off after her kids, determined to get a cookie before those pigs ate all of them.