A/N So... yeah. Hi. I'm really bad about updating. I figured since it had been almost half a year since I last updated, I might as well now. At least this ones longer! And by longer I mean this one is 443 (Word says 431) instead of 208 (Also what Word said.). Anyway, I still haven't figured out how to alter the ending for the second PJO book, 'cause really, at this point I don't even remember what the ending was. Whatev. It'll come to me at some point. Hopefully. Read on, or not. Don't really care. Review if you want to. Don't if you're lazy. I know I am.

Once upon a time, in a faraway place, there lived a man name Theodore Galloway. At the moment where you, as readers, catch up to him, he is about to walk into the Oval Office to tell the president he may have compromised national security just to get some alien robots to leave the planet. He was not a happy man.

As he walked hesitantly into the legendary office of the almighty President of the United States, he noticed two key details: there was another person present for his meeting with the president, and that other person was Defense Secretary Keller. Not the best situation to be in at the current moment.

"Mr. President, Secretary Keller." Galloway nodded to each man in turn as he acknowledged them. "Since you're both here, it makes it one less time I have to repeat myself. May we speak privately?" He asked looking back at the Secret Service men standing by the door.

The President nodded to the men, and they took their leave. He gestured to the open chair in front of the desk. Located right next to Secretary Keller. Joy.

As Galloway sat down, he began his tale. "To start, I would ask that we don't interrupt, and wait until the end to ask questions." With a hopeful look on his face, he looked up at the two men.

The President gave him a disbelieving stare, "No."

Galloway sighed, "I expected as much." He opened his mouth to begin but couldn't seem to find the right words, eventually settling on the wrong ones. "I may have possibly threatened national security." He said quickly, bracing himself for the shouting.

"What?" the President said incredulously. "What do you mean 'possibly'? How does one go about possibly threatening national security?"

"Well, you see, I may have sent a uh, movie pitch about the Autobots to uh, Hollywood. And it may have sorta kinda been accepted, and they uh, want to uh, make said movie. And uh, Michael uh, Bay wants to uh, meet with uh, me and the uh, Autobots, and uh, I think that uh, you should uh, attend as uh, well." (Wow, I didn't think anyone could use that many instances of the phrase 'uh'. Ah, well I wrote it. Ha.) Galloway stuttered slowly.

"No." The President said, shaking his head.

It was at this point that Keller felt he should speak up. "Sir, I think we should let him do it." The President looked at him questioningly. "It might build character. Who knows?" The President nodded thoughtfully, and then smiled. This could work.

A/N I just love those line breaks. They're fantastic. Also, if you want to, go watch Kid History on YouTube. It's funny. Also, while you're there, look up Viral Video Film School. That's hilarious. OR you could look up YGOTAS. Message me if you don't know what that stands for. or Google it. Whichever.