Hey guys! This isn't my favorite chapter... But hopefully you guys like it! Anyway, I'm not much of a football fan (ok not at all, I'm more of a baseball girl). And I actually had to look up a few of these teams lol. And I do realize some of these aren't the best...
Anyway! I love you all, and I'd love you even more if you'd please Read and Review!
Disclaimer- As far as I know I don't own this.
Max looked around the room nervously. The family (minus her mom who was on a cruise, and Total who was in some closet in a house.) was gathered in the living room, with the adults all chatting, and the kids playing some stupid bored game. She didn't know why she was nervous; it wasn't like she hadn't done it before. Deciding that she'd better get it done with while everyone was still calm, she tried to get Fang's attention. Unfortunately he was having a heated discussion with Iggy and Gazzy over which football team was best.
"You are so retarded! The Rams and Colts suck! The Vikings are so much better!" Iggy practically shouted, his face turning red.
"No way! The Vikings are the worst team in the league!...second to the Colts." Fang said, taking a swig of his beer.
"Come on! The colts aren't that bad…they just need a little work. Besides when's the last time the Rams won the Super Bowl?" Gazzy said through a mouth full of chips, even though they just had dinner.
"Yeah, when was the last time, huh Fang?" Iggy added.
"When have the Vikings ever won the Super bowl?" Fang smirked as Iggy's face went red.
Suddenly Wally, Gazzy and Nudge's oldest son, spoke up, "I kinda like the Giants."
Before either of the adults could reply, Matt butt in, "The Cowboys are so much better than the Giants!"
"You're an idiot. Right Oliver?" Wally turned towards his youngest sibling for support.
Oliver grimaced, "Actually, I like the Patriots."
Both boys looked at him in shock, "What?"
He shrugged, but before he could answer Fang laughed, "They must've gotten their bad choices in teams from you guys. Those teams suck!"
"At least our boys don't do ballet." Iggy pointed out.
Practically throwing his drink onto the table Fang stood up, "Don't you dare say a damn word 'bout that, if he wants do ballet he can! Besides, at least his team has hot cheerleaders."
Max exchanged glances with Ella and Nudge before ending the stupid argument by practically screaming, "Shut up already! They all suck!"
She wanted to smirk, as all the guys' mouths dropped open. Before they had a chance to retaliate, she went on, "Now, I'd like to make an announcement." Pausing for dramatic effect, she continued, "I'm pregnant."
There was a moment of silence, until it was broken by a loud snort. "Another one, seriously? You guys sure there's no rabbit DNA mixed in there any where?" Helena, Gazzy and Nudge's middle child, asked.
"Yeah, Max, what's this one going to be, your eleventh?" Gazzy asked, trying to count on his fingers how many they already had.
She really wanted to flip him off, "No, we only have four kids."
He waved his hand, "I was close enough."
Nudge interrupted them, speaking in a rush, "I think it's great! Have you found out what it is yet? I really hope you have a boy! But if you have a girl please don't give her like a hundred names like the other girls."
Choosing to ignore the second part, Max replied, "No we haven't found out ye–"
But she was interrupted by Fang, "Hey, I like their names! That's why I gave it to them! And besides, at least ours aren't named after comic book characters!"
While the adults dissolved into a bickering mob, Alex sighed, "Let's go downstairs and watch a movie or something." Nodding all the kids got up to head into the basement.
As they were walking down the stairs, Violet frowned, "You're parents don't actually have rabbit DNA do they?"
Alex, Kyle, Danny, and Matt all paused to think about it. They honestly weren't sure.
I don't usually put these things at the end but, I'd like to give ya'll a little challenge...
If you can guess which one of the teams is my local one, and/or tell me which comic book characters the kids are named after I'll give you a shout out in the next chapter!
