A/N: So okay I honestly can't really explain about 75 percent of this one, it's just too special. We feel like these one-shots are going to be more like, "how to make Riku's life suck as much as possible while still remaining cute and innocent" but we'll see how it goes. Anyway, enjoy Cloud and Leon's extreme OOC-ness, and tons of Sora crackiness.

Sora and Riku Go: To a Wedding

"Cloud, just calm down and focus on how wonderful this day is going to be for you. As your man of honor I have everything under control and ready to go." Riku rambled as he adjusted Cloud's white suit jacket.

"I don't know Riku, I'm still just a bit nervous." Cloud said as he pushed Riku's hands away and walked over to the mirror. "What if Leon doesn't really want to go through with this? What if everything goes wrong? What if the flower arrangements are ugly? Where the hell is Sora?" Riku grabbed Cloud's cheeks between his hands to calm him down.

"Cloud. Leon is so in love with you that he can't see straight". About the flowers, I placed them myself this morning, they're beautiful. And don't you worry about Sora he's safe with your husband-to-be alright?"

"Actually I'm right here." Riku and Cloud both whipped their heads towards the door to see the aforementioned boy in his suit eating a chocolate ice cream cone. Riku's eyes widened. Sora was not supposed to be here. He was supposed to be attending to Leon, the groom, not eating ice cream.

"Sora!" Riku shrieked as he let go of the bride's face and stomped over to his ever troublesome boyfriend. "What in the hell do you think you're doing away from Leon's side? And I am not even going to bother asking where you got that ice cream. Throw it away. Now." Sora pouted and looked pitifully at his chocolate cone.

"Whyyy?" He whined. But Riku would not be overcome by the puppy eyes. No he would not. That would be breaking rule #6: Do not ever fall for the puppy dog eyes.

"You'll get it all over you." Sora was about to protest when a drop of ice cream fell from his cone. Riku thought time had gone in slow motion as he stared in horror at the drop falling onto Sora's pristine white dress shirt. Sora just smiled sheepishly as Riku threw his hands up in frustration. "See? Come on, we'll get it cleaned off in the bathroom." Riku turned to Cloud who nodded before grabbing- more like assaulting- Sora's wrist and dragging him off.

"Where the hell is Leon anyway?" Riku asked as he started furiously wiping at the other's shirt with a damp paper towel.

"He's wondering around the venue. He's all ready to go and way too excited to just sit in the room and wait for the ceremony to start." Soar answered simply while starting to play with his hair in the mirror.

"Will you stop moving? I almost have it out." Sora ignored him and kept pulling at one of his spikes.

"Do you think my hair is okay?" Riku huffed as he finished up.

"It's fine, not like we used five cans of hairspray and three hours in the bathroom for nothing. Now come on I don't want to leave Cloud for too long." He waltzed out of the bathroom and down the hall to Cloud's room.

As soon as he opened the door he stopped dead.

"SORA!" He roared on the verge of pulling his hair out. The brunette popped his head in the room with a lollipop in his mouth.

"Yeah?" He asked oblivious.

"CLOUD IS GONE! This is terrible. Oh my God Sora. Where the hell could he have disappeared off to? Leon is going to strangle me. Sora this was supposed to be perfect. I can't be-" Sora just stared as Riku rambled on trying not to laugh. Seeing cold, calm, collected Riku freak out was amusing. And his grape sucker was delicious. "-and where in God's name do you keep getting all of these foodstuffs?" Riku shouted as he made his way over to the brunette who was busy staring into the mirror that Cloud was supposed to be looking in.

"Are you even listening to me right now?" He asked in a low voice as he slapped a hand over his face.

"Are you sure my hair looks okay? Do you think I should get highlights?" Sora completely ignoring the current crisis and pulling at his fringe.

"A-are you kidding me right now? I swear to God, Sora. Just come on we need to find Cloud. Now."

Sora tugged on a particularly long piece of hair and huffed.

"Fine, but only if you promise we can get our haircut that you've been promising to do with me," Sora turned and followed Riku out the door and down the hall, "You can't really tell me that it's possible to see anything through those bangs anyway."

Riku sort of growled and pushed through the throng of people crowding the area, desperately hoping Cloud would pop out of nowhere and all would be well again.

Sora contributed to the search by alternating between eating his grape sucker and looking for anything blonde.

"Found him!"

Riku looked where Sora was pointing and was almost about to congratulate him on a surprising job well done. Almost.

"Sora… that's Cid, he's not even wearing the same color as Cloud, now kindly don't speak and put more effort into looking."

The sucker went back into Sora's mouth as he let Riku tug him to the end of the hall and upstairs.

"I am not going to let this wedding fall apart because I lost the bride…groom…whatever."

Sora prodded Riku. "We haven't checked Leon's room."

"He promised me he could wait to see Leon until walking down the aisle, he better not be in there."

Sora chuckled, "Come on 'Ku, if you were super duper nervous about something and needed to be comforted, who would you look for?"

"Yeah, you're right, Leon is pretty comforting."

Sora pouted. He liked to think that he was pretty good at comforting Riku sometimes…when he wasn't the one who created the need for the comfort… whatever.

The two marched to Leon's room and before Riku could burst through the door, Sora caught his arm and held a finger up to his lips.

"Listen," he giggled.

"And I promise, I have everything you said you needed for tonight, okay?" Leon's voice was clear through the crack that Sora and Riku had their ears closely pressed against.

"Even the cream and chocolate?" Cloud's voice was more like a whimper compared to Leon's.

"That, plus I picked up some sprinkles and cherries."

"And the special spoons?"

Leon laughed, "It wouldn't be right without them."

Riku's eyes widened and he had to slap a hand over Sora's mouth to keep him from giggling any louder than he already was. Honestly, Sora could be so immature sometimes. Rule #38: Sora would never ever fail to laugh at anything sexually suggestive. Just try using the number 69 for anything.

"And I made sure that we have plenty of tissues for the clean-up," Leon said.

Through the shuffling of fabric Cloud answered, "It won't be that bad this time I swear!"

Sora couldn't take it anymore and he fell to the floor, holding his mouth and stomach while trying his hardest not to give themselves up.

That was pretty much the last straw for Riku. Between his first wedding falling apart and Sora now personally collecting all of the dirt off of the floor with his rental tux, he was sort of close to exploding.

He knocked and walked in without waiting for an answer.

Riku stood, staring at how adorable yet completely, utterly, and irrevocably gay Cloud looked on top of Leon's lap while he primped Cloud's now-frazzled hair.

Sora poked his head into the room. "Hey Leon, Riku's pissed. Tell him to calm his tits, okay."

Cloud stood up and continued to fidget with his hair while Leon tried not to laugh at how desperate Riku looked.

"Don't worry about anything anymore Riku, you got us this far, we're fine with how the rest of the day goes, right Cloud?"

Cloud turned and smiled, "Of course, thanks Riku for everything you've done for us, you can relax."

Riku took a moment to pretend that he didn't want to strangle 75% of the room's occupants, and it helped. He felt his muscles relax, his headache start to subside, and his anger wane. It wasn't really a big deal if the bride…grooms…whatever, were half an hour late to their own ceremony, of course not.

Sora sidled close to Leon and leaned close to his ear. "Leon," he whispered, "Can I have a special spoon?"

"Sure," he laughed, "What color would you like? I'm pretty sure Cloud's claimed the blue ones already but I'm sure he'd be willing to share some."

Riku's ears perked at their conversation. Sora wouldn't really be asking about what they heard earlier, right?

"Cloud, can I have one of your blue special spoons?"

Riku choked. "Sora! I can't believe you-"

With a puzzled look, Cloud walked over to massage Riku's tense shoulders. Cloud was really good at shoulder massages. Really really good.

"Sure Sora, you and Riku can even join us tonight if you'd like. We have plenty of spoons." Cloud smiled.

Riku was pretty sure he was close to his first nervous breakdown and he merely looked pleadingly at Leon.

"Please tell me that a 'special spoon' isn't what I think it is?" Riku begged.

Cloud looked scandalized, Leon couldn't help but laugh out loud, and Sora… he was busy with a cupcake that had come from God knows where. Riku was done figuring out where all this food was appearing from.

"If you're thinking of something other than using them to eat awesomely huge ice cream sundaes with while watching A Walk to Remember then no Riku," Leon patted him on the head, "nothing like that."

Riku breathed a sigh of relief and sagged under Cloud's grip. "Can we just go downstairs and get you two married before I quit at being alive?"

Leon led his wife-husband-whatever-to-be through the door and down the hall, while Sora and Riku followed behind.

Sora poked Riku's shoulder. "Hey, can we have cupcakes at our wedding too?"

A/N#2: Now we're just hungry...