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2. 300 Ponies
"Twilight Sparkle, I am very disappointed in you! I will think of an extremely harsh punishment for you to endure, partly for your crimes and partly for my own amusement!" Princess Celestia said.
"Alright, but…can you make everypony leave? I know there are at least 500 people waiting for the party, but-"
"GRENADE!" shouted Celestia.
Everypony screamed and quickly ran out of the building.
"Alright."
"Princess, I'm starting to think that you're a tyrant."
"Why so, sweetie?" asked Celestia innocently.
"Well, when Rarity was falling to her death in the best young flyer competition, instead of doing anything, you just sat back and watched."
"And?"
"You have the most powerful wings in Equestria and you get pulled slash flown around in a carriage."
"And?"
"You banished your own fricken sister to the moon…for a thousand years."
"AND…" said Celestia assertively.
"When we sent out invites to the Grand Galloping Gala, you knew I had five friends and you only gave me two tickets."
"AND…"
"You-"
"BANISHMENT!" screamed Celestia, making Twilight disappear in a flash.
The Moon, 2:30 PM
"Dammit." said Twilight.
Rarity's house, 2:30 PM
"Well, Rainbow Dash has a coltfriend now…" said Fluttershy.
"What are they doing now?" asked AJ.
"Reenacting 300 with Pinkie Pie." replied Rarity.
Just outside of Rarity's house, 2:31 PM
"This is blasphemy! This is madness!" shouted Poison, trying to contain his laughter.
"Madness?" asked Rainbow, looking over at Pinkie. She nodded dramatically.
"THIS IS EQUESTRIA!" shouted Rainbow, who kicked him down to the grass.
"OW! That was supposed to be faked!" said Poison, slowly getting up.
"Not dramatic enough." said Rainbow, smiling.
"This sucks, when do I get to kill somepony?" said Pinkie Pie.
Rarity's house, 2:35 PM
"I loved that movie! I wanna be Xerxes!" said Applejack, running out the door.
"Well, just you and m-I WANNA BE QUEEN GORGO!"shouted Rarity, running out the door, leaving Fluttershy.
"I guess I can be Dilios…" muttered Fluttershy, walking out also.
Outside Rarity's house, 2:40 PM
"TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL!" screamed Rainbow Dash.
"I STILL haven't gotten to kill anypony." mumbled Pinkie Pie.
"Soon, Pinkie, Soon. Right now, I must rally Equestria." said Rarity.
"Hey, what about the part where Theron-" began Fluttershy.
"LOVE AND TOLERATE!" interrupted Rainbow.
"Okay…"
"So, let's skip to the part where everypony gets killed." said Poison.
"YES!" screamed Pinkie Pie.
She bucked Rarity in the face, who fell to the grass in agony. She went for Fluttershy, who absorbed the impact by holding her hooves to her face, but she too fell to the grass. Applejack tried to buck with her legs, but Pinkie held her hooves to her face surprisingly strong, bringing them down anf=d sending her to the grass with a kick of her own. Rainbow and Poison were up in the air, and flew downward for an aerial attack. When they were about to hit her, she did a cartwheel, nailing Rainbow in the face on her way down, grounding her. Poison landed on the grass.
"It's over, Spartan!" he shouted.
"I will make you bleed, god king!" shouted Pinkie, charging Poison.
Poison watched Pinkie charge with all her might. He ducked, and when Pinkie got within contact range he used her forward motion to lift her in the air, launching her. She landed on four hooves and turned around. She picked up Rarity's limp body and held it up like a shield, charging forward. Poison, in turn, picked up a random stick and also charged. Rarity regained her senses enough to hop out of the way, leaving Pinkie wide open. She was about to pounce when a light blue elbow came across her head, bringing her to the grass. Rainbow put a hoof on her face.
"Any last words, Spartan?" she asked, smiling.
"Y…yes."
"What?" asked Poison, smiling with Rainbow.
"Go BURN IN HELL!" she screamed, jumping up and making them fly to ground. She stood up triumphant, but it was short lived.
Everypony managed to get up, and gritted their teeth. Pinkie Pie took a battle stance of her own, ready for the onslaught. Everypony rushed at her, engulfing her in a circle.
The Moon, 3:00 PM
"I bet there all laughing at me outside of Rarity's house, renacting 300 and Pinkie absolutely owning them…I deserve to the queen, not that stupid Rarity…" grumbled Twilight.
Outside Rarity's 3:05 PM
The 15 minute battle resulted in Rarity, Applejack, Poison, and Pinkie on the grass. Rainbow and Fluttershy were panting,
"Is…she…done?" asked Rainbow Dash.
"Yes…sure…of it." replied Fluttershy.
"Okay…Dilios…end the…story."
"Everypony…died…the..end…"
"Lost…many…a pony…today…"
Outside Rainbow's house, 7:30 PM
"Do you guys do that often?" asked Poison. They were both lying on a cloud.
"We've also done And Then There Were None, Pinkie was Wargrave, that was pretty fun too. Hey, look at the moon." said Rainbow.
"Yeah?"
"If you look real close, you might be able to see Twilight." they both started laughing and then swore to this day that they heard:
"Very funny!"
They shrugged it off, but stopped as they saw a huge army of ponies approaching.
"What the hell…"asked Rainbow.
"We better check it out."
They flew up to the army to find the leader was princess Luna.
"What the hell is this, Luna?" asked Rainbow.
"We hath leadith thy army on thy princess Celestia. I hath picked mith lieutenant for myith army.
"TWILIGHT?" they asked as she reviled himself, and more surprised when the rest of their friends revealed themselves.
"Yes. Join us! We have 297 soldiers! We need you to be complete!"
"What the hell. Ya in, Poison?"
"Sure."
"Cool. Now, let's play Fever Dream on somepony's iPod so we can march up to that castle in epicness!"
Somepony obliged, and they began to storm towards the princess' castle. The townspony's were frightened and moved out of the way.
The Princess' castle, 8:00 PM
"Princess Celestia! They're coming!"
"Who?"
"Luna! She's leading an army of 299 plus herself!"
"Hmmm… get the army ready, peasant. I must prepare to slaughter these worthless subjects!"
"Yes, your utter dominance and savior of Ponyville and Canterlot and Cloudsdale."