Dare or Dare
It was another day at Shibusen. Class had been canceled at the last minute due to the fact that Stein and Spirit were sent on a mission. The students of class crescent moon were now all sitting in their seats bored out of their minds.
"Why the hell are we still in here?" Soul asked to know one in particular. Maka shrugged.
"We have to stay in here until class time is over," she said. Soul groaned.
"I can't take an hour of this shit!" he said. Black Star stood on the desk he was sitting at.
"No need to worry Soul, if you spend all of your time starring at me then it will go quicker! HAHAHA!" he yelled.
"Shut the fuck up Black Star!" Kid loudly said. He put his head down on the desk and hoped that it stopped throbbing. Maka looked at him curiously.
"I know Black Star is obnoxious, but I didn't know that he was aggravating enough to give Kid a head ache," Soul said. Liz shook her head, which was also throbbing.
"We had a wild night last night," she said. Patty giggled wildly nodding her head.
"Why didn't you invite me? Did you go to a club?" Soul asked. Liz nodded.
"I don't understand. Kid's a shinigami. He can't get drunk therefore he can't have a hangover," Ox said coming out of no where.
"I don't have a hangover. I went to bed late last night," Kid explained.
"How late?" Crona asked.
"I don't even know," Kid said. Liz nodded.
"This is so friggin boring," Soul once again said leaning back into his seat.
"Listen up! THE BIG ME HAS AN IDEA!" Black Star yelled now currently on Stein's desk.
"When did he...?" Maka started.
"I wondered why he was quiet," Tsubaki said. Soul sat up, interested in what the assassin was going to say.
"What's the idea?" Liz asked. Black Star smiled and pointed to the ceiling.
"Dare or Dare!" he announced. Maka rolled her eyes.
"Don't you mean truth or Dare," she said.
"Heh no! Picking truth is for the weak!" Black Star said.
"How do we play it?" Soul asked. Black Star froze and slowly brought his hand down.
"I didn't think of that. Oh well," he said smiling. Liz groaned. Maka sighed.
"Alright who wants to play this?" Liz asked.
Liz, Ox, Kim, Harver, Jackie (I'm using her nick name), Black Star, Patty, Crona, Maka, Tsubaki, Kilik, Hiro, Thunder, Fire, Soul, and Kid were all near Stein's desk. Black Star was still standing on top of the desk.
"Are these all the people who are playing?" Tsubaki asked.
"I'm not playing," Kid said. With his head on a desk.
"Yes you are," Black Star said. Soul looked up at Black Star.
"So are we just doing dares in the class room or all around the school?" he asked. Black Star smirked.
"It would be boring if we just did it in the classroom," Liz said. Crona nodded in agreement.
"Let's do both," Black Star said. Maka ran her hand through her hair.
"We need a way to play and rules," she said.
"How are we going to play this game?" Tsubaki asked. Black Star jumped off the desk.
"Kid, I leave you in charge of finding a way to play and the rules," he said. Kid slightly picked his head up.
"Fuck that shit,"he said "I refuse." Black Star groaned.
"Come on Kid," Soul said.
"Why me? I'm not even playing," Kid said. Liz walked to the desk he was at and forced him up by grabbing his hair. Black Star walked over as well.
"Kid it's your thing. Shinigami's are suppose to balance out things, give rules, and restore order," Black Star said "but I'm a better god than you because it was my idea to make you make up the rules." Kid rolled his eyes.
"No," he said. Liz was getting aggravated she slammed his head on the desk.
"If you don't play I'll tie you up and tilt all of the paintings in the foyer!" she threatened.
"NO!" Kid yelled. Black Star smiled smugly.
"So Kid what are the rules?" he asked as Liz let go of Kid's hair. They went closer to Stein desk and by everyone else.
"Okay well, it's going to be very similar to truth or dare. The person that does the dare will ask someone else to do a dare and so on. If you get asked a dare that you don't want to do then you can take an alternative dare and chose between the two. Dares can also be done in pairs. If a person fails to complete their dare, then they're out," Kid explained. Everyone agreed to the rules.
"Wow, you just came up with that on the spot?" Tsubaki asked. Kid nodded looking bored. Maka clasped her hands together.
"How will we know if someone completes their dare or not? We all can't go lurking around the school," she said. Soul nodded.
"Yea that would look weird," he said. Kid sighed. He walked up to a full length mirror that was conveniently by Stein's desk. He lightly tapped the surface. It began to ripple and glow, then an image appeared of all of them in the class room. Black Star pointed at it.
"Ha! I can see us! Crona has a huge ass!" he said. Crona blushed and Maka rolled her eyes.
"The mirror will show the person who's doing their dare. It's kind of like when my father watches people on their missions,"Kid explained.
"That makes since," Soul said. Liz shrugged.
"Whatever," she said. Black Star put his arm around Kid's shoulders.
"It would be less fun if you weren't involved Kid!" he said "Aren't I amazing for getting Kid to play!" Kid sighed.
"Why do you always yell?" Crona asked.
"Pfft...I was the one who got Kid to play," Liz mumbled. Soul sat on top of the desk.
"Hey Ox! tell your group to come over here we're about to play!" Soul called.
Everyone who was playing all sat around Stein's desk, where Black Star was once again standing on.
"I'll go first!" the blue haired assassin yelled "I dare Kim!" he said. Kim looked up when her name was called.
"M-Me," she stuttered off guard. Black Star nodded.
"Yep! I dare you to kiss Ox," he said giving Ox a thumbs up who happily returned it. Kim angrily crossed her arms.
"I'll take an alternative dare," she said. Ox practically collapsed from his sitting position.
"K-Kim," he called out reaching towards her. Black Star bent down a little so that he could look at Kim more in her face.
"Kiss Crona," he said. Crona nervously looked at Black Star upon hearing his name. Kim smirked in Black Star's face.
"Fine," she said and walked over to the lavender head. Crona nervously looked at her. A blush was apparent on his face. Kim smiled at him then gently pecked his cheek.
"That's cheating!" Black Star yelled pointing a finger at her accusingly. Kim smirked at him.
"You didn't say where or how long," she said while returning to her seat and giving Black Star a smug look. "Alright my turn. I dare Maka." Maka looked at her slightly dazed.
"Did someone say my name?" she asked. Kim nodded.
"I dare you to get out a small mirror and call your dad. Tell him that you love him," she said. Maka's eyes widened.
"Fuck no! I rather have Kid shoot me with Liz and Patty then do that," she said. Kim smiled at her.
"I take that as you rather take an alternative dare. Alright I dare you to go out in front of Shibusen and yell..." Kim leaned in and whispered into Maka's ear. Maka's eyes widened.
"Well I guess it's better than my first dare," she said after Kim pulled away. Maka then got up and left the classroom. The mirrior follwed her every move. She continued to walk until she reached the entrance out in the front of Shibusen. She cleared her throat to delay time.
"KISHEN ASHURA!" She yelled as loud as she could, since Kim made sure to tell her all of the specifics of the dare "I WILL AVENGE YOU! I WAS THE ONE TO KILL YOU AND FOR THAT I AM SORRY! SO IN YOUR HONER I SHALL DESTROY DEATH! ALL HAIL ASHURA! ALL HAIL ASHURA!" Once Maka was done she sighed in relief and ran back to the classroom embarressed. Everyone burst out in laughter.
"Good job Kim!" Liz said between laughes. Maka crepet into the classroom like a theif while all the others who wern't playing starred at her in silence.
"Are you happy Kim?" she asked. Kim picked herself from the floor. She and everyone else had fallen on it due to laughter.
"Yep!" she said. Maka growled.
"Will Maka Albarn of class cresent moon please report to the Death room. I repeat will Maka Albarn..." Maka looked at the intercom in shock. Everyone started laughing again.
"Thanks alot Kim," she said and slowly made her way to the Death room in fear.
"That was hilarious!" Black Star said.
"Since Maka left, who's going to give another dare?" Soul asked. Killik stood up.
"I'll do it," he said. "I dare Soul and Patty." Liz stood up.
"You can't dare two people," she said. Kid also stood up.
"Yeah you can, but the dare has to involve both of them. Meaning it can't be two separete dares," he explained. Killik nodded.
"So, what's our dare?" Soul asked. Killik smirked.
"I dare you to turn your arm into a scythe go up to Sid and act like you're going to kill Patty unless he gives you an A on the last test we took," he said. Soul looked at him weirdly.
"Why would I threaten to kill Patty over a stupid grade?" he asked. Killik smiled.
"That's the point," he said. Soul rolled his eyes.
"Are you in for this Patty?" he asked. Patty nodded.
"Hell Yea!" she said.
"Alright lets go," he said. He and Patty walked out the class room with the mirror showing them. After much walking they had finally made it to where Sid was. He was talking around the corner in a hallway with Nygus.
"Let's go Patty," Soul said turning his arm into a scythe.
"Do you really think Sid is going to believe this?" Kid asked watching them through the mirror. Liz shugged.
"Maybe," Tsubaki said. Soul jumped from behind the corner holding the blade against Patty's neck. Sid and Nygus jumped back a bit.
"What's going on?" Sid asked. Soul and Patty moved closer.
"I want an A," Soul said. Nygus and Sid looked at him questionably.
"An A?" Nygus asked. Soul nodded.
"I'll Kill Patty if you don't give me an A on the last test that we took," he said. Soul was nervous and scarred because it looked like Sid and Nygus were actually believing it, and he made she his acting was crappy on purpose. Patty's cries for help didn't make it any better.
"Help me!" Patty yelled. Sid looked at Nygus.
"Just put your arm down and we can talk about this," she said in a calm voice. Soul didn't know what to do next. Sid was quick to react.
"Okay he's not moving. Code green," he said. Nygus nodded. Soul was about to ask about this 'code green', but everything to him went Black and fuzzy. Sid had stuck him with a tranquilizer.
"Come on Patty," Nygus said taking her to the hospital area of Shibusen (I don't know what it's called.) while Sid dragged Soul's body to the death room.
Everyone who was playing truth or dare in the classroom starred at the mirror in silence and surprise until Black Star started laughing.
"Pfft...that's good for them," he said. Kid rolled his eyes.
"Maka and Soul are both in danger and Patty in being questioned in the infirmary. Why does everything we do end in disaster?" Kid asked to no one.
"It didn't end yet!" Black Star said while jumping from the desk.
"Who's going to ask the dare now?" Crona asked. Black Star smiled.
"I Will!" he said "Since my dare didn't do any harm. I dare both Kid and Harver!" Kid rolled his eyes.
"Hurry up and tell us," he said. Harver nodded. Black Star smirked at them.
"I dare you to go to Lord Death and tell him that the two of you are in love and that you're going to make your relationship official tonight, and I want Kid to do all of the talking!" he yelled. Kid and Harver's eyes widened.
"I'm not gay!" Kid said in defense.
"Neither am I!" Harver said. Black Star sat on Stein's desk.
"Your alternative dare is to kiss for ten seconds on the lips," he said. Kid and Harver turned to each other in mild shock.
"Let's go to the death room," Harver said. Kid nodded.
"Good idea," he said then they walked together in silence. Jackie smirked.
"Great dare Black Star! This will be funny," she said.
"I wonder how Lord Death will take the news," Liz said. By that time Kid and Harver had made it to the death room. Kid didn't need permission to enter, so he just walked in and Harver followed. They made it to the platform. Maka and Soul were no where in sight. Lord Death bounced around in front of them.
"Hello my adorable son! Oh and hello Harver!" he greeted. Kid cleared his throat blushing a little at the 'adorable' comment.
"Father there's something I need to tell you," Kid said. He was nervous and scarred; however he didn't let it show.
"What is it?" Lord Death asked titling his head to the side. Harver looked at Lord Death nervously.
"Harver and I love each other, and we're going to commemorate it tonight," he said. Lord Death stayed in silence for a little then he bounced a bit.
"That's great son! I'm so happy for you!" he said. Kid looked at his father shocked.
"R-Really?" he asked.
"Yep!" Lord Death said.
"You see nothing went wrong," Black Star smugly said while looking at the mirror. After that Lord Death did something unexpected he knocked both Kid and Harver out then he called for Sid and Nygus.
"What the fuck?" Liz said starring wide eyed at the mirror as did everyone else. Moments later Sid and Nygus came in.
"Nygus, take Kid to the hospital area. When Stein comes back he is going to give him some major brain surgery," Lord Death said "and Sid erase Harver's memory. Make it so that it seems like he and my son never met."
"Yes shinigami-sama," Sid and Nygus simultaneously said then left the Death room to complete their tasks.
"Oh my god!" Tsubaki said then the mirror faded out because it was following both Harver and Kid and they got separated.
"I don't think this game is safe anymore," Hiro said. Liz turned around.
"What should we do Black Star?" she asked. Black Star was leaning over the desk not facing everyone. Then he turned around with a smile on his face.
"I don't know about you guys but this dare game is so boring. It isn't extreme or exciting enough! I know a game that's vicious, exciting, and wild," he said.
It was now five minutes until they were suppose to change classes. Stein sighed. He and Spirit had finished their mission early. He opened his class door and walked in to find some of his students playing an extreme and vicious game of UNO.
This was very long. I didn't stop while writing this I just wrote it all in one sitting. What's wrong with me!
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