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I've Never

It was a Saturday evening. Everything was calm in Death City. There were no kishen eggs to deal with and no one had any missions to attend to. Everyone had decided to go to Gallows Mansion because it was the weekend. Normally they'd go to Maka and Soul's apartment seeing as it was the usual hang out spot for them, but Kid, Liz, and Patty decided to host this time. It was around eight when everyone arrived. They talked, but after awhile it grew boring with everything being the same old, same old. As the evening went on Liz came out with various different types of alcohol."Alright everyone," she said "choose your ammo because we're going to play a game of I've Never!" Black Star jumped up.

"Yahoo!" he yelled making the blonde/brunette wonder if he should even be given alcohol. Maka looked up at Liz puzzled.

"Care to explain the rules?" She asked. Liz was about to explain, but Soul took the floor.

"I'll explain," he said "Someone says something that they haven't done, and if you've done it you take a drink." Maka nodded.

"Seems simple," she said. Liz smiled deviously.

"The drunker we get the funnier it'll be," she said. Tsubaki laughed nervously, not wanting to get drunk. In her mind she prayed that people will go to the extreme when they say the things that they haven't done.

"Well, it's a good thing I can't get drunk," Kid thought aloud. Knowing that there was some good in not being able to die his hair. Liz bent down from her standing position to look Kid in the eye.

"Kid, you're not a full Shinigami yet, so we'll just see how much you can take," she said. Black Star jumped on top of the coffee table startling everyone.

"I'm too much of a god, so I know I won't get drunk!" he yelled. Everyone rolled their eyes at his statement.

"Get down, idiot," Soul said holding his head.

"I want to go first!" Patty yelled. And just like that the game had started. "I've never walked around town on my hands hunting for goblins!" Everyone froze at Patty's imagination. Knowing the younger Thompson sister something like this wasn't uncommon, so no one was that shell shocked. Since no one took a drink the game went on.

"I guess we're going clockwise," Soul said "I've never...sniffed cocaine." To no one's surprise Liz and Patty took a drink, but what really made every gasp in shock was when Tsubaki shamefully tipped her cup back.

"T-Tsubaki!" Maka stuttered. Said weapon blushed from embarrassment.

"What happened?" Kid asked. Tsubaki smiled a little.

"Well...," she began

Flashback

"This party is amazing! Yahoo!" Black Star yelled running around the club. Tsubaki smiled nervously at him. When will he ever learn. Black Star was always a reckless person. He always had to be the center of attention. It only made sense to him in his self centered little world. When he was with Soul ,however, the danger of him doing something wrong was increased. Tsubaki had grown quite accustomed to Black Star's craziness, so she just went along with it. Plus it was always her job to pick up whatever mess he had created and apologize to anyone that he had offended. Tsubaki sighed, hoping that her meister didn't do anything too chaotic Her distress ,however, seemed to catch interest of the people around her."Hey, is that guy with you?" a tall brunette asked pointing towards Black Star. Tsubaki nodded.

"He must be a real hand full,"a shorter blonde said "how do you deal with that?" Tsubaki smiled.

"Well...I've learned to cope," she said. A red head that was standing next to the brunette and blonde smiled and whispered something to her friends they nodded in response.

"Hey, my friend just gave me an idea to help calm your nerves," the brunette said "come on into the bathroom." Tsubaki looked back at Black Star who was now spinning around on a pole. She looked back at the three girls and nodded.

"Sure," she said following them.

Flashback end

"and then...well...it just happened," she finished. Everyone in the circle was still starring at her in shock. Soul was the first to respond.

"That doesn't surprise me. Black Star you are crazy enough to make Tsubaki do drugs. Congratulations," he said clapping his hands sarcastically.

"Whatever," the assassin said in response while rolling his eyes.

"Let's continue playing," Maka offered trying to change the subject "umm...Black Star you're next." Black Star smiled upon it being his turn.

"I've never been a mortal!" he yelled getting on the coffee table. Everyone once again rolled their eyes at Black Star's actions. They all took a drink, except Kid.

"Anyway..." Tsubaki said "it's my turn. I've never had sex in a public place." Everyone except Black Star and Maka took a drink.

"I want to know where you all did it!" Black Star yelled "A god like me should be able to do it everywhere at any time."

"A club," Liz said.

"A club and the mall!" Patty yelled.

"The mall, in the park, and at a hall where a party was being held," Soul said

"You did it at a park?" Kid asked. Soul nodded.

"Death City is fully of hotties that like to party!" he said. Maka's eyes turned evil and she Maka-Chopped him until he couldn't move.

"So where have you done it Kid?" Black Star asked. Kid blushed a little nervously.

"umm..well," he said.

"Come on," Black Star egged on.

"I've done it at Shibusen, at a club, at parties, and in the mall," he said.

"I didn't know that Shinigami's were so horny,"Black Star said "A God like ME can control his urges! HAHAHA!" Kid rolled his eyes. Maka cleared her throat to get everyone's attention being that it was her turn.

"I've never freaked out or got really scared during a scary movie," She said. Liz, Tsubaki and a very hesitant Black Star tipped their cups back.

"I'm surprised Black Star. I would have expected you to say that Gods like you don't get scarred," Kid said. Black Star scoffed.

"HA! At least I don't have three-" Black Star was interrupted when Soul quickly put his hand over his mouth.

"We really don't need Kid having a symmetry malfunction, now do we," he said. Black Star shrugged.

"Whatever," he said "anyway, next!"

"I've never," Kid began "spied on someone while they bathed or changed." Black Star, Soul, Liz, and surprisingly Maka took a drink.

"Okay, I'd expect this from Black Star and Soul, but not from Liz and certainly not from Maka," Tsubaki said. Maka blushed from embarrassment and Liz just shrugged.

"Well, Maka it looks like you need to be Soul-Chopped," Soul said while holding back fits of laughter unlike Black Star who was rolling on the floor while laughing. "Care to explain?" Soul asked. Maka pulled up her knees as an attempt to hide most of her face.

"I was curious," she said.

"Who did you look in on?" Black Star asked. Maka vigorously shook her head. Patty gave her a friendly push.

"Come on Maka, tell us," she said. Maka continued to shake her head.

"No!" she protested. Liz sighed.

"I'll tell you who I spied on if you tell," she offered. Maka hugged her knees closer to herself. She had let her curiosity get the best of her and she finally caved.

"Soul," she murmured lowly. Everyone had obviously heard, but Soul loved to mess with her.

"Huh? Can you repeat that?" he asked. Maka replied by colliding a heavy book against his skull.

"I said SOUL!" she yelled. Everyone else started cracking up.

"Oh my god Maka, you are such a hypocrite!" Black Star said rolling around.

"Shut up!" Maka yelled. Then in attempt to take the heat off herself she turned to Liz "Who did you spy on?" she asked. Liz stopped laughing so she could answer.

"Kid," she said as if it was the most innocent thing in the world. Said meister stood up.

"What!" he asked clearly shocked "Why?" Liz waved her hands absently.

"Sit down," she said "it's not that big of a deal."

"Yes it is!" Kid protested "Why did you do it?"

"I'm pretty curious myself," Tsubaki added. Liz sighed growing very bored.

"I wanted to know if Shinigami's are bigger," she said. Kid rolled his eyes.

"Are they?" Maka asked. Liz smiled.

"You'll just have to find out for yourself," she said winking. Kid turned to her.

"No she won't!" he yelled.

"Enough about you perverts!" Black Star yelled standing on the back of the couch. (Their all sitting in a circle on the floor) "You should be talking about ME! Now on with the game!" he yelled jumping down and landing on Soul who was currently recovering from his previous Maka chop.

"My turn!" Liz called ignoring the glares that her pissed off meister was giving her "never have I ever been a virgin." To no one's surprise Maka took a drink.

"Of coarse," Soul said.

"That explains a lot," Patty added.

"Shut up!" Maka yelled.

As the night went on they started to grow more intoxicated. Everyone except Kid, Black Star, and Tsubaki were drunk.

"M-My turn!" Patty slurred. Kid grabbed her alcoholic substance from her hands.

"Maybe you need to try a drink that isn't so strong," he offered. Patty slapped him on the back and starting laughing.

"P-Patty's right!" Maka yelled although the younger Thompson sister hadn't really said anything "Kid, you need to stop -hic- b-being such an asymmetrical hypocrite!" Maka fell to her side from the loud slur. She tried to get back up but she failed miserably at doing so. Tsubaki sighed. Almost everyone had gotten drunk. Even Maka. She was still surprised that Maka ,being normally the sober one, agreed to this game. Tsubaki looked around at all of her drunk friends. She couldn't even feel sorry for anyone in here, except Kid who was about to have a break down from what Maka had said. To avoid any trouble she pushed the game forward.

"Go, Patty," she said. Patty nodded.

"I'll do something...very i-inappropriate!" she yelled "I've never had sex in front of someone!" Black Star sighed and brought his strong smelling liquid to his lips.

"Oh! I-hic- want to know that story!" Liz yelled.

"Me too," Tsubaki said crossing her arms.

"Well," Black Star began "It was at Kid's last party and everyone was so wasted."

Flashback

"C-Come on Tsubaki!" Black Star screamed. He had lost his weapon in the crowd of dancing and drunk people. He walked around Kid's house and stumbled up the stairs. "Tsubaki!" he called. He made his way to a guest room still looking for his partner. He went to plop down on the bed, but landed on two people instead that were making out.

"B-Black Star!" Black called removing herself from some random guy.

"Hey!" the assassin said laying on the bed "I s-see -hic- what you're d-doing, and trust me I can-I can do it way better than t-this guy!" A smile grew on Blair's face.

"Do you mean that you're going to play with me?" She asked. Black Star nodded "YAY!"

Flashback end

"W-Wait, you fucked B-Blair!" Soul asked. Black Star nodded. "S-She's a cat dude!" Black Star shrugged.

"Whatever," he said. Liz started laughing. As did Patty.

"It's Y-Your turn S-Soul," Maka drunkenly stuttered. Soul nodded.

"Maka it dirty!" Patty yelled.

"I've never been s-sucked off by a-by a girl while two girls had sex in f-front of me," he said. Everyone started laughing at it's craziness, except Kid who tipped his cup back trying to make sure no one noticed.

"What the hell Kid!" Black Star yelled. Kid shrugged.

"E-Explain Y-Yourself," Patty said. Kid blushed a bit.

"Well, I was at a club with you and Liz," he began.

Flashback

"Ohh, hot twins," Liz said while elbowing Patty "be right back Kid!" she called while walking off with her sister. Kid sighed. Girls were always like that. They focused on looks, money, and power. That's why he could never find anyone right for him. The DJ continued to play music and people continued to dance. Now that he thought about it he should have invited Soul or Black Star. They were always fun to hang around with. Even though they would probably cause chaos, especially when drunk, and he would have to be the one to pick up the pieces. Never the less, it would be much funner to do that, then to help his partners make other guys jealous, and guess which girls only want to use him. In the middle of his thoughts Kid was interrupted by a feminine voice.

"Death The Kid?" it asked. Kid turned around to see a girl that he'd never seen before. 'How does she know my name' Kid though 'Oh.'

"Yes?" Kid asked. The girl giggled.

"You're even hotter in person," she said "anyway my friends and I were just wondering if you wanted to dance." They girl said motioning to two girls that were grinding on each other, and by doing so getting attention from the guys around them.

Flashback end

"Then we went back to Gallows Manor, and well...yea," Kid said. Patty started to giggle.

"Y-You're my wing m-man the next time we g-go partying," Soul said. Black Star scoffed.

"I bet I could make girls have an orgy in front of me!" he yelled. Tsubaki rolled her eyes.

"Who's turn is it now?" she asked.

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